Lol! Love it!!

I always liked this...

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs,
B is for Basil assaulted by bears,
C is for Clair who wasted away,
D is for Desmond thrown out of the sleigh
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach,
F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leach
G is for George smothered under a rug,
H is for Hector done in by a thug,
I is for Ida who drowned in the lake,
J is for James who took lye by mistake
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe,
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks,
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea
N is for Nevil who died mysteriously
O is for olive run through with an awl
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl
Q is for Quintin who sank in mire
R is for Rhoda consumed by fire
S is for Susan who perished of fits
T is for Titas who blew into bits
U is for Una who slipped down a drain
V is for victor, squashed by a train
W is for Winie embedded in ice
X is for Xerxes, devoured by mice.
Y is for Yoric whose head was bashed in
Z is for Zilla who drank too much gin.