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whierd
whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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I love me a woman who can magically transform a mundane head of cauliflower into a barely recognizable replacement food!!

Any of you ladies out there?!

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  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    I can make cauliflower disappear.....into my butt.


    Close enough, right?
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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    Can you make it reappear, like a magician pulling out a bouquet of flowers?
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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    I can make cauliflower disappear.....into my butt.


    Close enough, right?

    Food goes in the butt, comes out the mouth
  • SatchGallamax
    SatchGallamax Posts: 549 Member
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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    YAAAAAAY for *kitten*.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    I am not sure why I joined a group about cauliflower. But I am liking it so far.
  • jezama77
    jezama77 Posts: 138 Member
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    YAAAAAAY for *kitten*.

    Don't forget sluts! They need some lovin' and attention too!

    (pun intended)
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    Can I make some sort of cauliflower diapers for my kids to **** in? I think that might just be the ticket.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    Sometimes I like to rub a little behind my ears before I leave in the morning. It's fantastic.
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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    Cauliflower sucks! Broccoli is better!!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    That cauli-ear just made me gag.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
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    I like asparagus. But cauliflower doesn't stink up the pee pee.

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