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Don't you hate when your balls touch the toilet water?

TyTy76
TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
edited February 3 in Social Groups
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I don't know what the joke is. I really do hate it.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Quit kidding yourself, Tyler.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Quit kidding yourself, Tyler.

    ^
  • LePetitCochon
    LePetitCochon Posts: 284 Member
    That happens? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    You must be a true low rider....just saggin' and baggin'!
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Not as bad as dropping the kids off at the pool and getting splashed in the eye.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I don't believe you, but ((hugs)) honey
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Are you saying that your balls hang low?

    Do they wobble to and fro?
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    saggy balls
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  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Not as bad as dropping the kids off at the pool and getting splashed in the eye.

    This especially when you didn't flush the stale old pee that was already in the public toilet
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    I rather enjoy it. Feels like I'm making tea.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Not as bad as dropping the kids off at the pool and getting splashed in the eye.

    This especially when you didn't flush the stale old pee that was already in the public toilet

    What the hell are you thinking? You NEVER cross the streams. NEVER!!!!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Pics or GTFO
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    I rather enjoy it. Feels like I'm making tea.

    OMG. My sides hurt.

    FTW.
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    I rather enjoy it. Feels like I'm making tea.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I love you people.
  • LePetitCochon
    LePetitCochon Posts: 284 Member
    Try being a woman who pees in a public bathroom while squatting and praying to Budda that the water doesn't splash back up your corn hole or cooter...because...AIDS
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Are you saying that your balls hang low?

    Do they wobble to and fro?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Try being a woman who pees in a public bathroom while squatting and praying to Budda that the water doesn't splash back up your corn hole or cooter...because...AIDS

    Is that why you don't have a sex toy to speak of? The AIDS?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I rather enjoy it. Feels like I'm making tea.

    Liar you're making hot chocolate!
  • LePetitCochon
    LePetitCochon Posts: 284 Member
    Try being a woman who pees in a public bathroom while squatting and praying to Budda that the water doesn't splash back up your corn hole or cooter...because...AIDS

    Is that why you don't have a sex toy to speak of? The AIDS?

    Sex toys can give you AIDS too? OMFG!!!!
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    That's why I stick to the tighty whiteys. Keeps the boys in check and the sack nice and firm. No early saggin for this guy!
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    omg imma pee my pants
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Try being a woman who pees in a public bathroom while squatting and praying to Budda that the water doesn't splash back up your corn hole or cooter...because...AIDS

    Is that why you don't have a sex toy to speak of? The AIDS?

    Sex toys can give you AIDS too? OMFG!!!!

    Wait...you don't have a sex toy? You can try a few of mine if you'd like. Oh...never mind. Get your purse, we're going shopping.
  • LePetitCochon
    LePetitCochon Posts: 284 Member
    Try being a woman who pees in a public bathroom while squatting and praying to Budda that the water doesn't splash back up your corn hole or cooter...because...AIDS

    Is that why you don't have a sex toy to speak of? The AIDS?

    Sex toys can give you AIDS too? OMFG!!!!

    Wait...you don't have a sex toy? You can try a few of mine if you'd like. Oh...never mind. Get your purse, we're going shopping.

    But...I don't want one. Why is everyone so shocked when I say I dont have one nor have I ever even held one?

    Can you buy me a new purse maybe?
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,475 Member
    i actually spit my whiskey all over the monitor.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Try being a woman who pees in a public bathroom while squatting and praying to Budda that the water doesn't splash back up your corn hole or cooter...because...AIDS

    Is that why you don't have a sex toy to speak of? The AIDS?

    Sex toys can give you AIDS too? OMFG!!!!

    Wait...you don't have a sex toy? You can try a few of mine if you'd like. Oh...never mind. Get your purse, we're going shopping.

    But...I don't want one. Why is everyone so shocked when I say I dont have one nor have I ever even held one?

    Can you buy me a new purse maybe?

    I'd like some new shoes while we're at it...
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Try being a woman who pees in a public bathroom while squatting and praying to Budda that the water doesn't splash back up your corn hole or cooter...because...AIDS

    Is that why you don't have a sex toy to speak of? The AIDS?

    Sex toys can give you AIDS too? OMFG!!!!

    Wait...you don't have a sex toy? You can try a few of mine if you'd like. Oh...never mind. Get your purse, we're going shopping.

    But...I don't want one. Why is everyone so shocked when I say I dont have one nor have I ever even held one?

    Can you buy me a new purse maybe?

    Only if it's toy purse.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'm not old enough that my balls have dipped in yet, but I do hate when my dic[/i]k brushes against the inside of the bowl when I shi[/i]t! I feel like I need to shower after that.

    Edited because I missed a swear and it got starred out.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I rather enjoy it. Feels like I'm making tea.

    I find it refreshing to dip the "sex hammers" on occasion.
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