How do you deal with the mess from period sex?
TyTy76
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Did your man beat it up?0
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I will suggest a dental dam0
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When my lover, we'll call him Jason, comes over...and he grabs that big thick OL Machete...
and proceeds to stick that thing in me a million times....
blood starts gushing, people start screaming, I have learned that no scene is complete without.....
a tarp. it's crackly (adds to the atmosphere)
it's crunchy...(again atmosphere)
makes for easy clean up...just wrap it up when you are done...
and then you're ready for the next...
Friday the 13th...
aka period sex.0 -
When my lover, we'll call him Jason, comes over...and he grabs that big thick OL Machete...
and proceeds to stick that thing in me a million times....
blood starts gushing, people start screaming, I have learned that no scene is complete without.....
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Did your man beat it up?
And now all I can see is Matthew Mcconaughey in the Paperboy.
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When my lover, we'll call him Jason, comes over...and he grabs that big thick OL Machete...
and proceeds to stick that thing in me a million times....
blood starts gushing, people start screaming, I have learned that no scene is complete without.....
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Call a crime scene clean up team0
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skc8QJ05SEs
"She'll want to make love if you do you're a fool cause you'll only end up with a bloody o'tool" or "she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins but son it will taste like some old rusty coins"0 -
I just take my lady out to a cheap motel during shark week. Then it's the maid's problem, not mine.
Plus. Free porn if you go to the ones that charge by the hour!0 -
True warrior not afraid to get blood on sword.0
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you have period sex in the shower0
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I have a maid who cleans that **** up.0
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No uterus = no period = no worries!0
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This is what bathroom sex is good for.0
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you have period sex in the shower
^^This. Duh! Plus: showerhead.0 -
you have period sex in the shower
^^This. Duh! Plus: showerhead.
Has anyone told you, you are a genius? :drinker:0 -
I knew some guy that liked to lick the mess off0
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I knew some guy that liked to lick the mess off
:sick: :sick: :sick:
What's the cal count on that I wonder0 -
I knew some guy that liked to lick the mess off
Was he Ironman?0 -
I knew some guy that liked to lick the mess off
Oh, I'm all for a man who's cool with surfing the crimson tide, but I don't know about this. :sick:0 -
I knew some guy that liked to lick the mess off
Was he Ironman?
I dont know, I didnt hang around long enough to find out. This creeped me out. And its not easy to creep me out lol0 -
I knew some guy that liked to lick the mess off
When I was a student, I had a guy show up in the Urgent Care center wearing a bombers jacket. He had what at first glance appeared to be a set of pilot's wings pinned to it. He was there with his gf. As I did his assessment, it became clear to me that these were not pilot's wings, at all. The "wings" were actually a woman's legs spread wide. There was a red place in the center. He caught me checking it out, and made some comment about how he loved to earn his redwings every month. His gf giggled and flushed, and pulled him in tighter.0 -
Depends on what kind you are talking about :huh:0
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