How do you deal with the mess from period sex?

TyTy76
TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
edited February 3 in Social Groups
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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Did your man beat it up?
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    I will suggest a dental dam
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    When my lover, we'll call him Jason, comes over...and he grabs that big thick OL Machete...

    and proceeds to stick that thing in me a million times....

    blood starts gushing, people start screaming, I have learned that no scene is complete without.....



    a tarp. it's crackly (adds to the atmosphere)

    it's crunchy...(again atmosphere)

    makes for easy clean up...just wrap it up when you are done...

    and then you're ready for the next...

    Friday the 13th...

    aka period sex.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    When my lover, we'll call him Jason, comes over...and he grabs that big thick OL Machete...

    and proceeds to stick that thing in me a million times....

    blood starts gushing, people start screaming, I have learned that no scene is complete without.....

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Did your man beat it up?

    And now all I can see is Matthew Mcconaughey in the Paperboy.

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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    When my lover, we'll call him Jason, comes over...and he grabs that big thick OL Machete...

    and proceeds to stick that thing in me a million times....

    blood starts gushing, people start screaming, I have learned that no scene is complete without.....

    tumblr_inline_mt21mlxCga1qz4rgp.gif

    i love you.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Call a crime scene clean up team
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,007 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skc8QJ05SEs


    "She'll want to make love if you do you're a fool cause you'll only end up with a bloody o'tool" or "she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins but son it will taste like some old rusty coins"
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I just take my lady out to a cheap motel during shark week. Then it's the maid's problem, not mine.

    Plus. Free porn if you go to the ones that charge by the hour!
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    True warrior not afraid to get blood on sword.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,475 Member
    you have period sex in the shower
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    I have a maid who cleans that **** up.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    No uterus = no period = no worries!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    This is what bathroom sex is good for.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    you have period sex in the shower

    ^^This. Duh! Plus: showerhead.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    you have period sex in the shower

    ^^This. Duh! Plus: showerhead.

    Has anyone told you, you are a genius? :drinker:
  • I knew some guy that liked to lick the mess off
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I knew some guy that liked to lick the mess off

    :sick: :sick: :sick:

    What's the cal count on that I wonder
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I knew some guy that liked to lick the mess off

    Was he Ironman?
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I knew some guy that liked to lick the mess off

    Oh, I'm all for a man who's cool with surfing the crimson tide, but I don't know about this. :sick:
  • I knew some guy that liked to lick the mess off

    Was he Ironman?

    I dont know, I didnt hang around long enough to find out. This creeped me out. And its not easy to creep me out lol
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I knew some guy that liked to lick the mess off

    When I was a student, I had a guy show up in the Urgent Care center wearing a bombers jacket. He had what at first glance appeared to be a set of pilot's wings pinned to it. He was there with his gf. As I did his assessment, it became clear to me that these were not pilot's wings, at all. The "wings" were actually a woman's legs spread wide. There was a red place in the center. He caught me checking it out, and made some comment about how he loved to earn his redwings every month. His gf giggled and flushed, and pulled him in tighter.
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
    Depends on what kind you are talking about :huh:
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