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Looking for new ways to rub one out...

TyTy76
TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
edited February 4 in Social Groups
After so many years of doing it the same way, I need some variety in my life..
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  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Apple pie.
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Try using your feet
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Sit on your hand until it goes numb.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Switch hands.
  • LePetitCochon
    LePetitCochon Posts: 284
    Tell us what you've been doing so far and maybe we'll give you some new ideas. :wink:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Sandpaper.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Use upside down hands.
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    Fleshlight

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  • LePetitCochon
    LePetitCochon Posts: 284
    Fleshlight

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    That looks like a dragon impression...and the inside of that thing might have the HERP
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Instead of moving your hand back and forth, keep your hand stationary and fuch it.
  • Imabemee
    Imabemee Posts: 36
    So you are looking to spice it up? You could kick it up a notch..

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  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
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  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    So you are looking to spice it up? You could kick it up a notch..

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    Try using this.....Its Wasabi......looks like it has multiple uses
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Fleshlight

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROswYJiRcfR-QVlP5LUJp-GbHe2NN3GkYopCB0ExoeR1WN8Jop

    That looks like a dragon impression...and the inside of that thing might have the HERP

    ^this and FFS if my vag looked like that I'd hope my BF would back away.
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    Fleshlight

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROswYJiRcfR-QVlP5LUJp-GbHe2NN3GkYopCB0ExoeR1WN8Jop

    That looks like a dragon impression...and the inside of that thing might have the HERP

    ^this and FFS if my vag looked like that I'd hope my BF would back away.

    i didn't spend the time looking for an appealing picture of one... google. BAM
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    Fleshlight

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROswYJiRcfR-QVlP5LUJp-GbHe2NN3GkYopCB0ExoeR1WN8Jop

    That looks like a dragon impression...and the inside of that thing might have the HERP

    ^this and FFS if my vag looked like that I'd hope my BF would back away.

    i didn't spend the time looking for an appealing picture of one... google. BAM

    Looks like the "Bat Cave"
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    I am fairly certain that this would put you on the express train to hell.

    Maybe hold out for a mold of Joan of Arc's *kitten*.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    We can double dutch rudder!?
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    I am fairly certain that this would put you on the express train to hell.

    Maybe hold out for a mold of Joan of Arc's *kitten*.

    I've already got my ticket for that particular train ride but I like the way you think.

    And hey, you don't have to remove jewelry from Joan's *kitten* before use. Well . . . hopefully not.
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  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    have someone do it for you
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Doesn't your man do "reach-arounds"?
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Fleshlight

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROswYJiRcfR-QVlP5LUJp-GbHe2NN3GkYopCB0ExoeR1WN8Jop

    That looks like a dragon impression...and the inside of that thing might have the HERP

    i just checked....i don't look like that....i'm not a dragon I guess.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Fleshlight

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROswYJiRcfR-QVlP5LUJp-GbHe2NN3GkYopCB0ExoeR1WN8Jop

    That looks like a dragon impression...and the inside of that thing might have the HERP

    i just checked....i don't look like that....i'm not a dragon I guess.

    Go get some plastic surgery to make it look like that
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    The fire starter method. Its paleo

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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Just be sure to take off the sand paper, unless you're too girthy.


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  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
    with your mouth. I saw this video once...it was interesting
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    with your mouth. I saw this video once...it was interesting

    OMG...did he look like Super Mario with chipmunk cheeks and did a teddy bear stand against a wall while he.......


    cause yeah I TOTES saw that too
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