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Sometimes I wish I had a vagina

TyTy76
TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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Then I think about all the stuff I would stick up there, and how weird it would be if you got like a stapler stuck up there.


Then I don't want one anymore..

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  • IronCakes
    IronCakes Posts: 317 Member
    No! What in the mother **** Tyler? NO!!!!!
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I don't.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    i had friends in the kink community that liked to stick things up the girls vagina...

    one night he was playing with the meatballer...you know that ice cream cone maker thingy only it's for meatballs?

    and he stuck it up there....and then he pressed the button....you know that swipes that metal bar around the baller so it pushes the meatball out?

    and it pinched her and got stuck up there....


    they had to go to the hospital to have it removed...

    I think about that all the time when people talk about shoving weird stuff up a vagina...

    i think 1. meatballer
    2. walking into an ER with a meatballer in your vagina
    3. explaining that one.

    yeah...just no.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Clearly you are not responsible enough to have one, Tyler.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    One day I want to touch a vagina
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Then I think about all the stuff I would stick up there, and how weird it would be if you got like a stapler stuck up there.


    Then I don't want one anymore..

    You were that toddler that was constantly going to the ER with stuff stuck up your nose, weren't you?
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    A woman goes to the hospital. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.
    "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina."
    The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off your bananas."
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    One day I want to touch a vagina


    wait...i thought you wanted to become a Mod...

    the two are mutually exclusive...

    pick on...damnit PICK ONE
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Just don't stick a Buzz Lightyear up there...things can go horribly, horribly awry

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  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    Then I think about all the stuff I would stick up there, and how weird it would be if you got like a stapler stuck up there.


    Then I don't want one anymore..

    This is why men don't have vaginas...we're smart enough to know not to stick anything up there like that.
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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    It's not like a purse, Ty. You don't carry stuff around up there.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    1356996211_tumblr_mfrk9shn5x1s1kqrno1_500.gif

    Bahahahahahaha!
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    Then I think about all the stuff I would stick up there, and how weird it would be if you got like a stapler stuck up there.


    Then I don't want one anymore..

    So I'm not supposed to do that? Maybe I'm not a responsible owner either...
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    It's not like a purse, Ty. You don't carry stuff around up there.

    shhhhhh


    for nine months out of a year we do....if we want to
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    It's not like a purse, Ty. You don't carry stuff around up there.

    lies

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/10/christie-harris-hid-gun-in-vagina-meth-in-butt-sentenced_n_3574436.html
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    umm, no. #1 reason. God has a sense of humor and he would definitely give the plumbing with that gift and that would mean the odd chance of pregnancy. Of course I would be a total lesbian and the butchy type for sure.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Dude. Somethings wrong with you. For reals.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    Dude. Somethings wrong with you. For reals.

    duh.gif
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    But you have a butt. If you really need to keep spare change and office supplies in a body cavity this dream, too, can come true. Just make sure to empty it occasionally, or one day you'll wake up and wonder when your colon put on 5lbs.

    Or you could buy a man purse and get the exact same effect. People might find that strange, though.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Try one of these: http://www.zazzle.com/vagina+bags
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I didn't know you had a Storage fetish Tyler. You know you can fulfill your fantasies anally, right?

    Your welcome :flowerforyou:
  • cwkaty
    cwkaty Posts: 261 Member
    A woman goes to the hospital. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.
    "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina."
    The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the stickers off your bananas."

    ^^^^^^^

    Best post ever! LMAO
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I had a vagina at one time. It had some defintie perks. However, the life support system for it was a real bit[/i]ch, and I ended up getting rid of it.
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    I had a vagina at one time. It had some defintie perks. However, the life support system for it was a real bit[/i]ch, and I ended up getting rid of it.

    WINNER! LOL!

    ahhhhh...I'm so happy! In before the lock!
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    Then I think about all the stuff I would stick up there, and how weird it would be if you got like a stapler stuck up there.

    Then I don't want one anymore..
    That's why it WAY more fun to "borrow" somebody else's rather than have your own.

    However, the old adage "You break it, you buy it" probably still applies....
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Then I think about all the stuff I would stick up there, and how weird it would be if you got like a stapler stuck up there.


    Then I don't want one anymore..

    Then you must have all kinds of *kitten* stuck up your *kitten*.

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