So in Canada you get a loonie dance

TyTy76
TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
edited February 5 in Social Groups
@ the strip club instead of a dollar dance.


Loonie = 1 American Dollar
Toonie = 2 American Dollars

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  • LePetitCochon
    LePetitCochon Posts: 284 Member
    wut?
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Loonie tunes? What are you talking about
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Not sure what back woods jizz covered skank hole you are going to, but I believe with recent inflation that dances are slightly more than a dollar anymore.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    Not sure what back woods jizz covered skank hole you are going to, but I believe with recent inflation that dances are slightly more than a dollar anymore.

    Nope!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Not sure what back woods jizz covered skank hole you are going to, but I believe with recent inflation that dances are slightly more than a dollar anymore.

    Nope!

    Like I said, depends on where you go

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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    Not sure what back woods jizz covered skank hole you are going to, but I believe with recent inflation that dances are slightly more than a dollar anymore.

    Nope!

    Like I said, depends on where you go

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  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    $5 to lay on stage and the girl rubs on you and takes the $5 bill with her tits

    $20 per lap dance

    Strip clubs in Canada are full nudity and you're allowed to touch! Suck on that Tyler!
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    $5 to lay on stage and the girl rubs on you and takes the $5 bill with her tits

    $20 per lap dance

    Strip clubs in Canada are full nudity and you're allowed to touch! Suck on that Tyler!

    Here too!
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    $5 to lay on stage and the girl rubs on you and takes the $5 bill with her tits

    $20 per lap dance

    Strip clubs in Canada are full nudity and you're allowed to touch! Suck on that Tyler!

    Here too!

    I was told in some states you can't take off the panties!!!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    $5 to lay on stage and the girl rubs on you and takes the $5 bill with her tits

    $20 per lap dance

    Strip clubs in Canada are full nudity and you're allowed to touch! Suck on that Tyler!

    Iowa. Full nude. Bring your own beverages. $10 cover. She'll show you her business for a buck with a motorboat kicker. 2 for 1 private dances-$20 on Weds/Thurs. So i'm told:wink:

    Take that Canada!
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    $5 to lay on stage and the girl rubs on you and takes the $5 bill with her tits

    $20 per lap dance

    Strip clubs in Canada are full nudity and you're allowed to touch! Suck on that Tyler!

    Here too!

    I was told in some states you can't take off the panties!!!

    If they serve alcohol, the panties stay on.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    $5 to lay on stage and the girl rubs on you and takes the $5 bill with her tits

    $20 per lap dance

    Strip clubs in Canada are full nudity and you're allowed to touch! Suck on that Tyler!

    Here too!

    Varies from state to state. Like when I lived in FL, the girls had to wear pasties. When I lived in CT, they would *kitten* on stage for a 5.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    $5 to lay on stage and the girl rubs on you and takes the $5 bill with her tits

    $20 per lap dance

    Strip clubs in Canada are full nudity and you're allowed to touch! Suck on that Tyler!

    Iowa. Full nude. Bring your own beverages. $10 cover. She'll show you her business for a buck with a motorboat kicker. 2 for 1 private dances-$20 on Weds/Thurs. So i'm told:wink:

    Take that Canada!

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  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    I saw a dude throw a toonie at a stripper on stage while she was dancing this weekend. She threw it back at him and hit him between the eyes then he got kicked out.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    I saw a dude throw a toonie at a stripper on stage while she was dancing this weekend. She threw it back at him and hit him between the eyes then he got kicked out.

    lol @ toonie

    I can't take you guys seriously anymore.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    Oh!

    My friend Dani, she has a friend that's a stripper. I hope to meet her when I go visit....YA KNOW?!?!?!?
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Prostitution is legal here. We win
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    do I need to cum kick your *kitten*?
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Prostitution is legal here. We win

    Here too as long as it's an "escort" and not off the street
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    $5 to lay on stage and the girl rubs on you and takes the $5 bill with her tits

    $20 per lap dance

    Strip clubs in Canada are full nudity and you're allowed to touch! Suck on that Tyler!

    Iowa. Full nude. Bring your own beverages. $10 cover. She'll show you her business for a buck with a motorboat kicker. 2 for 1 private dances-$20 on Weds/Thurs. So i'm told:wink:

    Take that Canada!


    How do they make money not selling alcohol!?
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    $5 to lay on stage and the girl rubs on you and takes the $5 bill with her tits

    $20 per lap dance

    Strip clubs in Canada are full nudity and you're allowed to touch! Suck on that Tyler!

    Ewe, what nasty strip clubs do you go to Eric? That's not how it works in Alberta, or Nova Scotia.

    Full nudity yes, "fuzzy navels" yes, but no touching.
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    $5 to lay on stage and the girl rubs on you and takes the $5 bill with her tits

    $20 per lap dance

    Strip clubs in Canada are full nudity and you're allowed to touch! Suck on that Tyler!

    Here too!

    Varies from state to state. Like when I lived in FL, the girls had to wear pasties. When I lived in CT, they would *kitten* on stage for a 5.

    No full nudity in Michigan. I haven't been to a strip club in 10 years, but back then it was $1 for the stage dancer to have her tits in your face, $5 for a table dance, and $20 for a private dance, or "lap" dance, in which they grind on your leg until you jizz in your pants.....
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