who is eric?

Is says cookie right in the name!

It's not really about the cookie anyway.

That's deep

I did it for the cookie, the cookie, wait, whut?

Is says cookie right in the name!

Inorite, so then I guess to "eric" whoever the pluck that is Pop Tarts toaster pastries are cookies? IDK.

Are you saying poptarts are cookies?

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What's in a cookie?
That which we call a tart by any other name would taste just as sweet....
So the pop tart would, were it not a cookie call'd
Retain that dear sweet perfection which it owes without that title

But Soft! What light through yonder toaster breaks?
It is the heat, and the pop tart inside is the sun.
Pop, fair sun, and kill the envious Strudel
Who is already cold and stale with grief.
That thou, her muse, art far more fair than she

What's in a cookie?
That which we call a tart by any other name would taste just as sweet....
So the pop tart would, were it not a cookie call'd
Retain that dear sweet perfection which it owes without that title

But Soft! What light through yonder toaster breaks?
It is the heat, and the pop tart inside is the sun.
Pop, fair sun, and kill the envious Strudel
Who is already cold and stale with grief.
That thou, her muse, art far more fair than she

Moar!