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odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
edited February 5 in Social Groups
So instead, join me thinking stupid random thoughts.

Things I never thought I’d have as a child/teen… but do:

1. A friend named “Thor”
2. A child
3. A f*cking cage full of live crickets
4. Plastic surgery
5. A divorce
6. Internet access EVERYWHERE
7. Big boobs
8. Tattoos
9. A fat *kitten*
10. Hatred for a tree

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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    idk, but I heard there is a mod in this group,. I'm trying to hunt him down.
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    I never thought I would live this long.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Rose are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Poetry is hard.
    Pizza.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Rose are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Poetry is hard.
    Penis.

    You did it wrong.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Things I never thought I would have/be:

    1. Kids
    2. Divorced
    3. Guns
    4. Not religious
    5. Own heels
    6. Not have boobs

    Bonus: I never thought having a nice *kitten* would be a good thing.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Things I never thought I would have/be:

    1. Kids
    2. Divorced
    3. Guns
    4. Not religious
    5. Own heels
    6. Not have boobs

    Bonus: I never thought having a nice *kitten* would be a good thing.


    I really have to work on dat *kitten*.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Things I never thought I would have/be:

    1. Kids
    2. Divorced
    3. Guns
    4. Not religious
    5. Own heels
    6. Not have boobs

    Bonus: I never thought having a nice *kitten* would be a good thing.


    I really have to work on dat *kitten*.

    Barbell hip thrusts.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Things I never thought I would have/be:

    1. Kids
    2. Divorced
    3. Guns
    4. Not religious
    5. Own heels
    6. Not have boobs

    Bonus: I never thought having a nice *kitten* would be a good thing.


    I really have to work on dat *kitten*.

    Barbell hip thrusts.

    I all youtubed that **** last week. I'm on it.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Things I never thought I would have/be:

    1. Kids
    2. Divorced
    3. Guns
    4. Not religious
    5. Own heels
    6. Not have boobs

    Bonus: I never thought having a nice *kitten* would be a good thing.


    I really have to work on dat *kitten*.

    Barbell hip thrusts.

    I all youtubed that **** last week. I'm on it.
    Can you ladies demo this for me please? I've tried them, but can't seem to do it without injuring myself.
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    An incline elliptical raised up to around 18 degrees works the glutes real good.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Can you ladies demo this for me please? I've tried them, but can't seem to do it without injuring myself.

    I have to use padding between the barbell and my hips to reduce bruising and swelling.

    I get a better workout when I have my shoulders on a bench and I lift my toes in the air while thrusting. Holding the barbell in place at the crease keeps injury to a minimum. Most women should be able to use more weight than they squat.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Can you ladies demo this for me please? I've tried them, but can't seem to do it without injuring myself.

    I have to use padding between the barbell and my hips to reduce bruising and swelling.

    I get a better workout when I have my shoulders on a bench and I lift my toes in the air while thrusting. Holding the barbell in place at the crease keeps injury to a minimum. Most women should be able to use more weight than they squat.
    Barbell pad. Duh! I really need one for squats anyway. I'm going to stop at Sports Authority on the way home. Thanks! :flowerforyou:
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Can you ladies demo this for me please? I've tried them, but can't seem to do it without injuring myself.

    I have to use padding between the barbell and my hips to reduce bruising and swelling.

    I get a better workout when I have my shoulders on a bench and I lift my toes in the air while thrusting. Holding the barbell in place at the crease keeps injury to a minimum. Most women should be able to use more weight than they squat.
    Barbell pad. Duh! I really need one for squats anyway. I'm going to stop at Sports Authority on the way home. Thanks! :flowerforyou:

    No problem! When you do it, make sure the opening to it is up or it will pinch and leave a bigger bruise.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Quite honestly, I thought I'd die young. A drive by or something violent.

    Things I never thought I would have:
    1 - The original Metroplex AND a 2 foot tall re-issue 30th anniversary Metroplex.
    2 - Three daughters. Because I thought the odds were that I'd have at least one son.
    3 - Hypertension
    4 - About 9 inches.... I thought I'd be taller. I was a pretty tall child. (what'd you think I was talking about?).
    5 - Moobs. JK. These aren't moobs. These are pecs that are frowning.
    6 - I thought I'd have a beard. Damn genetics. My facial hair grows in all wirey and thin.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member

    5 - Moobs. JK. These aren't moobs. These are pecs that are frowning.

    LMFAO
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