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TyTy76
TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
edited February 5 in Social Groups
But someone is in the stall I use at work...


Another reason I hate this fucking place.

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'm in the same boat. WTF? Get out so I can take a nice shi[/i]t in peace already. It's been all day.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    just go
    you stink
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    May I recommend:

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    can you go to another floor?

    theres a small private bathroom by building management that i prefer on 1.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    *kitten* in the sink and ask for paper.
    That will show them!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    start moaning and grunting like you're birthing a behemoth right outside the door?
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Crap in the urinal. HOW DARE THEY!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,573 Member
    We have a guy like that in our office. We have access to the private handicrapper and he leaves the water running in the sink and is there for at least an hour each day. I think he is taking a bath.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Your own stall? Ain't you fancy.

    I just poop in the 1st open door. Unless some arsehole left a mess, then I move along.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Go home and poop. It's how I roll.
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    Sit on his lap.
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  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    But someone is in the stall "I" use at work...

    Glad to see I'm not the only one with stall preference. Here, we have 1, 2 or 3. #1 is the handicapped stall. while I like the elevation and legroom, I just know one day a pair of crutches will be waiting for me. #3 is at the other end and next to the urinals. I have a terrible phoebia of having my shoes pissed on. I choose the middle stall #2.

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    But someone is in the stall "I" use at work...

    Glad to see I'm not the only one with stall preference. Here, we have 1, 2 or 3. #1 is the handicapped stall. while I like the elevation and legroom, I just know one day a pair of crutches will be waiting for me. #3 is at the other end and next to the urinals. I have a terrible phoebia of having my shoes pissed on. I choose the middle stall #2.

    I'm fascinated....
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,573 Member
    But someone is in the stall "I" use at work...

    Glad to see I'm not the only one with stall preference. Here, we have 1, 2 or 3. #1 is the handicapped stall. while I like the elevation and legroom, I just know one day a pair of crutches will be waiting for me. #3 is at the other end and next to the urinals. I have a terrible phoebia of having my shoes pissed on. I choose the middle stall #2.

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    But then you are forcing others to choose to be on either side of you. I believe there is a special place in hell for those who chose the middle stall when the others are open.....GRRRRRR
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    But someone is in the stall "I" use at work...

    Glad to see I'm not the only one with stall preference. Here, we have 1, 2 or 3. #1 is the handicapped stall. while I like the elevation and legroom, I just know one day a pair of crutches will be waiting for me. #3 is at the other end and next to the urinals. I have a terrible phoebia of having my shoes pissed on. I choose the middle stall #2.

    But then you are forcing others to choose to be on either side of you. I believe there is a special place in hell for those who chose the middle stall when the others are open.....GRRRRRR

    I absolutely hate it when people use the middle stall here at work.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,573 Member
    But someone is in the stall "I" use at work...

    Glad to see I'm not the only one with stall preference. Here, we have 1, 2 or 3. #1 is the handicapped stall. while I like the elevation and legroom, I just know one day a pair of crutches will be waiting for me. #3 is at the other end and next to the urinals. I have a terrible phoebia of having my shoes pissed on. I choose the middle stall #2.

    But then you are forcing others to choose to be on either side of you. I believe there is a special place in hell for those who chose the middle stall when the others are open.....GRRRRRR

    I absolutely hate it when people use the middle stall here at work.

    Exactly! It is savage behavior. Almost as bad as pissing on the seat.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    But someone is in the stall "I" use at work...

    Glad to see I'm not the only one with stall preference. Here, we have 1, 2 or 3. #1 is the handicapped stall. while I like the elevation and legroom, I just know one day a pair of crutches will be waiting for me. #3 is at the other end and next to the urinals. I have a terrible phoebia of having my shoes pissed on. I choose the middle stall #2.

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    But then you are forcing others to choose to be on either side of you. I believe there is a special place in hell for those who chose the middle stall when the others are open.....GRRRRRR

    I've had my tickets issued a long time before my stall preferences were refined.
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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Hey, Handicapped stalls are merely accessible. They are not reserved. It's not a parking place. Everybody poops, and it's any port in a storm...
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    I found a secret bathroom at work no one else uses, its my safe haven
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    I'm in the same boat. WTF? Get out so I can take a nice shi[/i]t in peace already. It's been all day.

    Let them have it. It's their problem not yours.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I found a secret bathroom at work no one else uses, its my safe haven
    ?
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  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,573 Member
    Hey, Handicapped stalls are merely accessible. They are not reserved. It's not a parking place. Everybody poops, and it's any port in a storm...

    There is one person in our office who actually needs the handicrapper. He is a temp who works for me and, due to his condition, is actually on a set schedule for bathrooms. Due to my knowing his schedule, I have shame free handicrapper access.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Due to the immediate outrage and anger surrounding my use of the forbidden "middle stall"; I have corrected the issue and will no longer be in violation of office bathroom etiquette.
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    Problem solved and order has been restored!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,573 Member
    Due to the immediate outrage and anger surrounding my use of the forbidden "middle stall"; I have corrected the issue and will no longer be in violation of office bathroom etiquette.
    cubicle_hole.jpg
    Problem solved and order has been restored!

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'm in the same boat. WTF? Get out so I can take a nice shi[/i]t in peace already. It's been all day.

    Let them have it. It's their problem not yours.

    I couldn't wait any longer, and went in the women's. (And you think I am kidding don't you).
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    I'm in the same boat. WTF? Get out so I can take a nice shi[/i]t in peace already. It's been all day.

    Let them have it. It's their problem not yours.

    I couldn't wait any longer, and went in the women's. (And you think I am kidding don't you).


    Not at all. Lord knows that I've destroyed my work bathroom more often than not. I call it marking territory.
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