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HELP! How do I introduce a guy to my family?

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
edited February 7 in Social Groups
So... we've been discussing the proper way to introduce the new guy to my parents. IMO, when you're pushing 40 and already divorced with kids, I feel the old rules are out the window and it's time to get real, right?

Some suggestions so far...

"This is the guy that's buttering my bread."

"Daddy, this is the guy that I met online and am now having the sex with."

"This is the guy that's banging me like a screendoor."


None of it really FEELS right, though...

HELP!

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  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    "Hey dad, this guy came attached to the penis I found online"?
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I think you should go for something a little more subtle. It's classy. Go with this:

    "Dad, I'd like you to meet (insert name here). He's helping perfect my birth control techniques."
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I think you should go for something a little more subtle. It's classy. Go with this:

    "Dad, I'd like you to meet (insert name here). He's helping perfect my birth control techniques."


    Ooooh.... this has amazing potential. Well done.
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    "Mom, Dad... this is the guy I did all those kegals for."
  • JeffseekingV
    JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member
    Hi, his name is Chuck and he likes to .................................................................................snowboard
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Just flip his dlck out and introduce that. It'll add spice to the conversation.
  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    This is the guy that I recently let out of his cage in the basement? Then mutter something about Helsinku Syndrome under your breath.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    This wouldn't be an issue if you just kept it in the family
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