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So lets say you get a *kitten* for Christmas

_SantaClause_
_SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
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But it's not in any sort of packaging...


What do you do??
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  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    regift
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Give it the smell test?
  • 1_JR_1
    1_JR_1 Posts: 179
    Tell Grandma she shouldn't wrap her personal things for Christmas anymore.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    regift

    This. Or donate it, because I'm thoughtful like that.
  • KeViN_v2pt0
    KeViN_v2pt0 Posts: 375 Member
    Who was it from?

    Was it even gift wrapped?
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    But it's not in any sort of packaging...


    Who do you do??
    Fixed it for you. :flowerforyou:
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    But it's not in any sort of packaging...


    Who do you do??
    Fixed it for you. :flowerforyou:

    Why YOU, of course!!!! :flowerforyou:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Spray some Lysol on it?
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    give it to the dog
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    regift

    This. Or donate it, because I'm thoughtful like that.

    goodwill loves taking in *kitten*. and think of the tax write-off!
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    regift

    This. Or donate it, because I'm thoughtful like that.

    goodwill loves taking in *kitten*. and think of the tax write-off!

    More than I wanted to know about Goodwill.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    Assume he was really thoughtful and tested it out on himself first. You know, to make sure it was good enough for me.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    But it's not in any sort of packaging...


    Who do you do??
    Fixed it for you. :flowerforyou:

    THIS. This right here is why you are my soulmate and co-leader of our rebel mom army

    MWAH
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    But it's not in any sort of packaging...


    Who do you do??
    Fixed it for you. :flowerforyou:

    THIS. This right here is why you are my soulmate and co-leader of our rebel mom army

    MWAH

    Here for the 3 way
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    regift

    This. Or donate it, because I'm thoughtful like that.

    Good Will loves taking in *kitten*, and think of Homer jacking-off!

    Fixed it for you.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Is the packaging a vagina?
  • 1_JR_1
    1_JR_1 Posts: 179
    Does said *kitten* have remnants of poo on it?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    But it's not in any sort of packaging...


    Who do you do??
    Fixed it for you. :flowerforyou:

    THIS. This right here is why you are my soulmate and co-leader of our rebel mom army

    MWAH

    :angry:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    give it to the dog

    I remember when Shiloh came strutting out of my room with a half eaten vibrator in her mouth... during a f*cking dinner party.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    give it to the dog

    I remember when Shiloh came strutting out of my room with a half eaten vibrator in her mouth... during a f*cking dinner party.

    I remember when my son came out of my bedroom with mine in his hand, asking what it was. I told him it was a dog toy.
  • TheFinalThird
    TheFinalThird Posts: 315 Member
    All I want for Christmas, is ewwwww.....
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,854 Member
    I have nothing to contribute to this thread. I just like to show up before it gets locked down.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    give it to the dog

    I remember when Shiloh came strutting out of my room with a half eaten vibrator in her mouth... during a f*cking dinner party.

    I remember when my son came out of my bedroom with mine in his hand, asking what it was. I told him it was a dog toy.

    They're not very durable when given to the dog... FYI.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    give it to the dog

    I remember when Shiloh came strutting out of my room with a half eaten vibrator in her mouth... during a f*cking dinner party.

    I remember when my son came out of my bedroom with mine in his hand, asking what it was. I told him it was a dog toy.

    One day when he's in his 20's he'll randomly think back to that day and realize what happened
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    did the batteries come with it?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I would laugh my *kitten* off and wish I had been the first one to pull something like this on one of my friends.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member

    I remember when Shiloh came strutting out of my room with a half eaten vibrator in her mouth... during a f*cking dinner party.
    [/quote


    Just giving the dog a bone.
    I remember when my son came out of my bedroom with mine in his hand, asking what it was. I told him it was a dog toy.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    I have nothing to contribute to this thread. I just like to show up before it gets locked down.

    You must be new...
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Who was it from?

    Was it even gift wrapped?

    The Who is a very important question cause it might be an invite of sorts.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Assume he was really thoughtful and tested it out on himself first. You know, to make sure it was good enough for me.

    This raises so many questions.

    Who is he? and how kinky is your relationship? is he Bisexual or gay dude that is testing a *kitten* and giving it to you? if he is Bi is he then using it with you?

    Either way you are sexually ahead of my curve. So kuddos!

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