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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    Santa told me Canada is an imaginary place. Hunting Canadians = snipe hunting.
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
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    Dear Santa,

    I will take one of these in size 8 1/2 please.

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    Thanks!
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
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    All I want for Christmas is a Leupold Mark 4 Long Range Tactical M1 Rifle Scope 30mm Tube 6.5-20x 50mm Side Focus TMR Reticle

    Why do you feel the urge to murder people!?
    Not people. Just Canadians.

    They aren't people

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    Dear Santa,

    I will take one of these in size 8 1/2 please.

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    Thanks!
    Make that 2.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Dear Santa,

    I will take one of these in size 8 1/2 please.

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    Thanks!

    So. Much. Derp.

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  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
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    That's exactly what he looked like picking his pants off my bedroom floor this am.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I've been an awful good girl...

    Are you saying you have been awful at being a good dirl, or that you are awfully good for a girl?
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
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    Dear Santa,

    I will take one of these in size 8 1/2 please.

    tumblr_mxgcearM2Q1s9w942o1_500.gif

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    Thanks!

    So. Much. Derp.

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Dear Santa,

    I will take one of these in size 8 1/2 please.

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    Thanks!

    So. Much. Derp.

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    I forgive you for shushing me only because I'd make that woman pregnant every single day.
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
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    Dear Santa,

    I will take one of these in size 8 1/2 please.

    tumblr_mxgcearM2Q1s9w942o1_500.gif

    tumblr_mn7qjeOvei1rvcz2qo1_500.gif


    Thanks!

    So. Much. Derp.

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    I forgive you for shushing me only because I'd make that woman pregnant every single day.

    But then you'd ruin her body because she'd get fat and her boobs would deflate and stretch marks plus under eye circles, etc.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
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    Dear Santa,

    I will take one of these in size 8 1/2 please.

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    Thanks!
    Make that 2.

    3
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
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  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
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    That is adorable! I think you could pull it off, but maybe you would look better in green?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Dear Santa,

    I will take one of these in size 8 1/2 please.

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    Thanks!
    Make that 2.

    3
    4
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
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    Dear Santa,

    I will take one of these in size 8 1/2 please.

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    Thanks!
    Make that 2.

    3
    4

    56789
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
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    This. Kthanks.

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  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    This. Kthanks.

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    I WANT ONE! ! !
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Dear Santa,

    I will take one of these in size 8 1/2 please.

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    Thanks!
    Make that 2.

    3
    4

    56789

    Oh good. Another counting thread. :\
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    Dear Santa,

    Exactly how naughty do I have to be to get one of these?

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