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MFP drama with santa clause

SirBonerFart
SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
edited February 9 in Social Groups
He spends the whole year judging us

then we spend one night a year sabotaging him with cookies

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  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    When I read this title I thought Tyler had rage quit again.....

    Count me relieved.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    He gunna die.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    He gunna die.

    Eating carbs after 7pm is why he's so fat
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    wouldn't have to lose so much weight if the ****ing reindeer weren't so lazy and would work out more.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Further proof that Santa is indeed American rather than Canadian. Just another fat american still in his pajamas, blaming his problems on others.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    Further proof that Santa is indeed American rather than Canadian. Just another fat american still in his pajamas, blaming his problems on others.

    How did you know I was still in my pajamas?
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Further proof that Santa is indeed American rather than Canadian. Just another fat american still in his pajamas, blaming his problems on others.

    I thought it was obvious santa was American

    All good things come from America!
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    Further proof that Santa is indeed American rather than Canadian. Just another fat american still in his pajamas, blaming his problems on others.

    And he can't fit in an airplane seat. slob.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Further proof that Santa is indeed American rather than Canadian. Just another fat american still in his pajamas, blaming his problems on others.

    And he can't fit in an airplane seat. slob.

    Quit fat shaming
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    We're giving him a salad this year.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Santa only gets one cookie at my house...
    SORRY-FOR-THE-HERPES.jpg
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Santa only gets one cookie at my house...
    SORRY-FOR-THE-HERPES.jpg
    AMAZIBALLS!!!
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Santa only gets one cookie at my house...
    SORRY-FOR-THE-HERPES.jpg

    I wish she had told me with a baked good
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Do the "2-ingredient cookies" still count as sabotage?
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
    Santa only gets one cookie at my house...
    SORRY-FOR-THE-HERPES.jpg

    I wish she had told me with a baked good

    I'm sorry. Really I am.

    Oh, by the way, SirBonerFart, sweety...

    thanx-4-knocking-me-up.jpg
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    Santa only gets one cookie at my house...
    SORRY-FOR-THE-HERPES.jpg

    I wish she had told me with a baked good

    I'm sorry. Really I am.

    Oh, by the way, SirBonerFart, sweety...

    thanx-4-knocking-me-up.jpg

    You wish
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    This is for all of you. With love, of course.

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