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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I couldn't even follow a lot of it. This is the kind of crazy that requires straps and sedatives.

    it is friday night after all....

    *makes a little choo-choo train of nitrazepam, chlordiazepoxide, and diazepam* all aboard! *swallows*

    Anybody else want to play metal gear solid now? Just me? ok...:cry:

    I've got vicodin!

    Throw in some rum and diet coke and you've got yourself a date!

    I actually have all three of those on my desk, right now.

    Hi! :flowerforyou:

    Wait, what? Are you 1998 ME?
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Damn, glad someone saved it for posterity.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I wouldn't mind living in her fantasy world.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    I am reposting this because I would like someone to actually benefit from me taking 5 minutes out of my day to board that crazy train.

    ok so I have the TL;DR for anyone who is interested. the summary is GoT themed for easier comprehension*. she once aborted a child and no one knows about it, not even the Ukranian playboy father. she decided to post in the thread because her brother has potentially knocked up two *kitten*/models. she is pissed because now these potential *kitten* will be part of the Stark household and may get some sort of compensation for that. HOWEVER, they can never be written into the book of Stark because they are *kitten* and only the Starks who have arranged marriages can be in the special house book. oh, and something about the *kitten* rolling in the dough because they don't have to wait until age 18 for $$$ like the Native Americans.


    * I did this because I am not sure how else I could understand that ****. I'm 98% certain she is part of a cult.

    This is beautiful and way more coherent and rational than the original.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I wouldn't mind living in her fantasy world.

    Would you play the part of her sister? Me, I wanna be one of the knocked up supermodels.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Holy ****. That is about the most psychotic thing I've read in a long time.



    I bet she is amazing in bed before she eats your heart raw.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    I wouldn't mind living in her fantasy world.

    Would you play the part of her sister? Me, I wanna be one of the knocked up supermodels.

    I'm not convinced the sister is a separate person, but more a separate personality. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    I wouldn't mind living in her fantasy world.

    Would you play the part of her sister? Me, I wanna be one of the knocked up supermodels.

    I wanna be one of the wedlock babies getting 100k/month. while not having to deal with my daddy.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Holy ****. That is about the most psychotic thing I've read in a long time.



    I bet she is amazing in bed before she eats your heart raw.

    Lol
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    I wouldn't mind living in her fantasy world.

    Would you play the part of her sister? Me, I wanna be one of the knocked up supermodels.

    can I be arrange married to the brother? he is clearly sexually experienced, I would be nice to *kitten* children, and I am fairly certain I would do basically anything for $100k a month.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    I wouldn't mind living in her fantasy world.

    Would you play the part of her sister? Me, I wanna be one of the knocked up supermodels.

    can I be arrange married to the brother? he is clearly sexually experienced, I would be nice to *kitten* children, and I am fairly certain I would do basically anything for $100k a month.

    I think Haunting's got the better idea - being one of the out of wedlock babies and not having to do jack for that $100K.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Holy ****. That is about the most psychotic thing I've read in a long time.



    I bet she is amazing in bed before she eats your heart raw.

    Crazy people are usually great in bed.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Holy ****. That is about the most psychotic thing I've read in a long time.



    I bet she is amazing in bed before she eats your heart raw.

    Crazy people are usually great in bed.

    off to father some rich kids . . .
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Holy ****. That is about the most psychotic thing I've read in a long time.



    I bet she is amazing in bed before she eats your heart raw.

    Crazy people are usually great in bed.
    We are? Good to know. :blushing:
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Holy ****. That is about the most psychotic thing I've read in a long time.



    I bet she is amazing in bed before she eats your heart raw.
    :angry:
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    did they (she?) just pull the whole thread?
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    did they (she?) just pull the whole thread?
    Someone did, yes. I posted in there about 45 seconds ago and *poof* gone.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Abuse of Mod Powers for 200 anyone?
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    Yeah I was reading her profile and went back to the post ... *poof*.

    Off topic: I have a question for someone who understands this banned stuff. Could you PM me?
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    I feel like taking a rape shower every time I read something of hers.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Holy ****. That is about the most psychotic thing I've read in a long time.



    I bet she is amazing in bed before she eats your heart raw.

    Crazy people are usually great in bed.
    We are? Good to know. :blushing:
    I told you last night how good you are... I whispered it in your ear while you were sleeping. Maybe that's why you didn't hear me. Oh, and I like that new conditioner you're using; your hair is so soft.
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    I have no idea where that came from but I knew it was hers immediately. She certainly has a special brand of crazy.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I wouldn't mind living in her fantasy world.

    Would you play the part of her sister? Me, I wanna be one of the knocked up supermodels.

    I'm not convinced the sister is a separate person, but more a separate personality. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

    I think this as well.

    (also hello group, I've never posted in the group and just joined, but probably won't be around a lot, I rarely keep up with groups)
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    For ****s sake! Will somebody clue me in? Who is this person? Her username?

    She's a mod? And a stalker? WTF
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    I could not make any sense out of OPs post. But I'm in for the vicoden, diet coke and rum party.
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    I have no idea where that came from but I knew it was hers immediately. She certainly has a special brand of crazy.

    Who is "she"????
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    I have no idea where that came from but I knew it was hers immediately. She certainly has a special brand of crazy.

    Who is "she"????

    777Gemma888 one of the new moderators.
  • SteveJWatson
    SteveJWatson Posts: 1,225 Member
    She is one of these people who I imagine has fingers that are constantly typing, and occasionally one of her carers puts a keyboard under them...
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    LOL. That's the one post I read in the thread before it disappeared. Then it was gone. I was like, WTF is this?
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