I'm your insignificant personal offender...
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you must be this tall (insert lifesize junken pic) to ride this ride....
And I'm going to be offended that you're offended. I think that's the natural progression of things.
Nah. Jesus still loves you.in for making fun of catholics
OMFG will you hit your fucking golfball already?
You damn people take as long as women...
(not sure if you were korean or not, but I used this joke anyway).
Lol I'm middle class, white, and atheist. Everyone hates me.
Since he's an admitted atheist, i'm going to get offended for him. Just like in the regular forums...
QFT!
BUTTHURT FOR EVERYONE!!0 -
I heard there was foreplay here.0
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I live in Mormonville... errrr... Utah. The answer is simple. Polygamy = more women to give birth to new baby Mormons *AND* the husbands don't have to wait 9 months between each baby to help populate their highest stratosphere planet thingy they get when they die.
Same reason the Mormon church hasn't disowned the sects that practice polygamy.
Don't you have a military funeral to picket?Well, my personal favorite is people who comment on the number of kids other people have. But that may be playing with dynamite.
I'm cool with making fun of catholics and hispanic people...
You left out Mormons. I'm offended. Good work, that was highly efficient.
so how does the multiple wives work? do you just go stay with the one willing to put out that night?
Too far? :flowerforyou:
nope. Those people are baptists (which is just fucking weird...why has the baptist church not disowned those people.) Must be yankee baptist...0 -
False alarm. :grumble:I heard there was foreplay here.0 -
I'm cool with coming in with my guns blazing and my virtual panties in all sorts of knots that boy scouts wish they could learn.Well, my personal favorite is people who comment on the number of kids other people have. But that may be playing with dynamite.
I'm cool with making fun of catholics and hispanic people...
I'm good with playing with your panties.0 -
I'll send you a copy of all the footage. Ok?
Fine. But I'm leaving the bedroom camera.
Did you check your man panties?I smell yeast infection... Does anyone else smell yeast infection??
B*tch... I told you to get that damn camera out of the bathroom!
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I had no idea that men even knew about the existence of foreplay, let alone USE it.
I thought the one with the most remaining minutes called. Admittedly Mormons aren't very good at the whole casual sex thing. :whythefu[url]ckisntthereashruggingsmiley:
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I've often wondered how BYU ever recruits non-mormon football players...
Is this what mods do for foreplay, fucking with people's posts?
I use foreplay all the time. That's when you slap her *kitten*, and tell her to roll over, right?0 -
I had no idea that men even knew about the existence of foreplay, let alone USE it.
I thought the one with the most remaining minutes called. Admittedly Mormons aren't very good at the whole casual sex thing. :whythefu[url]ckisntthereashruggingsmiley:
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I've often wondered how BYU ever recruits non-mormon football players...
Is this what mods do for foreplay, fucking with people's posts?
I use foreplay all the time. That's when you slap her *kitten*, and tell her to roll over, right?
no that's changing lanes with a blinker...0 -
I live in Mormonville... errrr... Utah. The answer is simple. Polygamy = more women to give birth to new baby Mormons *AND* the husbands don't have to wait 9 months between each baby to help populate their highest stratosphere planet thingy they get when they die.
Same reason the Mormon church hasn't disowned the sects that practice polygamy.
Don't you have a military funeral to picket?Well, my personal favorite is people who comment on the number of kids other people have. But that may be playing with dynamite.
I'm cool with making fun of catholics and hispanic people...
You left out Mormons. I'm offended. Good work, that was highly efficient.
so how does the multiple wives work? do you just go stay with the one willing to put out that night?
Too far? :flowerforyou:
nope. Those people are baptists (which is just fucking weird...why has the baptist church not disowned those people.) Must be yankee baptist...
Someone's jealous about being planet-less... :bigsmile:0 -
Wait...you guys get a planet? Where do I sign up? 5 kids makes me an excellent candidate, right?!
I live in Mormonville... errrr... Utah. The answer is simple. Polygamy = more women to give birth to new baby Mormons *AND* the husbands don't have to wait 9 months between each baby to help populate their highest stratosphere planet thingy they get when they die.
Same reason the Mormon church hasn't disowned the sects that practice polygamy.
Don't you have a military funeral to picket?Well, my personal favorite is people who comment on the number of kids other people have. But that may be playing with dynamite.
I'm cool with making fun of catholics and hispanic people...
You left out Mormons. I'm offended. Good work, that was highly efficient.
so how does the multiple wives work? do you just go stay with the one willing to put out that night?
Too far? :flowerforyou:
nope. Those people are baptists (which is just fucking weird...why has the baptist church not disowned those people.) Must be yankee baptist...
Someone's jealous about being planet-less... :bigsmile:0 -
Only men get a planet, and I am pretty sure they don't get it unless/until they have learned the secret handshake (not making that up). Their wives just get to live there with them (as long as they have been "sealed").
Wait...you guys get a planet? Where do I sign up? 5 kids makes me an excellent candidate, right?!
I live in Mormonville... errrr... Utah. The answer is simple. Polygamy = more women to give birth to new baby Mormons *AND* the husbands don't have to wait 9 months between each baby to help populate their highest stratosphere planet thingy they get when they die.
Same reason the Mormon church hasn't disowned the sects that practice polygamy.
Don't you have a military funeral to picket?Well, my personal favorite is people who comment on the number of kids other people have. But that may be playing with dynamite.
I'm cool with making fun of catholics and hispanic people...
You left out Mormons. I'm offended. Good work, that was highly efficient.
so how does the multiple wives work? do you just go stay with the one willing to put out that night?
Too far? :flowerforyou:
nope. Those people are baptists (which is just fucking weird...why has the baptist church not disowned those people.) Must be yankee baptist...
Someone's jealous about being planet-less... :bigsmile:0 -
Only men get a planet, and I am pretty sure they don't get it unless/until they have learned the secret handshake (not making that up). Their wives just get to live there with them (as long as they have been "sealed").
Wait...you guys get a planet? Where do I sign up? 5 kids makes me an excellent candidate, right?!
I live in Mormonville... errrr... Utah. The answer is simple. Polygamy = more women to give birth to new baby Mormons *AND* the husbands don't have to wait 9 months between each baby to help populate their highest stratosphere planet thingy they get when they die.
Same reason the Mormon church hasn't disowned the sects that practice polygamy.
Don't you have a military funeral to picket?Well, my personal favorite is people who comment on the number of kids other people have. But that may be playing with dynamite.
I'm cool with making fun of catholics and hispanic people...
You left out Mormons. I'm offended. Good work, that was highly efficient.
so how does the multiple wives work? do you just go stay with the one willing to put out that night?
Too far? :flowerforyou:
nope. Those people are baptists (which is just fucking weird...why has the baptist church not disowned those people.) Must be yankee baptist...
Someone's jealous about being planet-less... :bigsmile:
Apparently living among them hasn't made you an expert. Keep talking though, this is entertaining. :bigsmile:
ETA: this truly isn't the right place to have this continue. Someone will get their feelings hurt for realz, and then _John_ will be out of a job. Let's keep unemployment low together. :flowerforyou:0 -
Yeah, let's keep this on the level of cliched groaners...0
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Well, my personal favorite is people who comment on the number of kids other people have. But that may be playing with dynamite.
I'm cool with making fun of catholics and hispanic people...
You left out Mormons. I'm offended. Good work, that was highly efficient.
You're LDS?? But your undies are so normal!! :noway:
OMG you look like my 1st cousin...the one i didn't sleep with.
Is that the best you've got? Come on John. You can at least *try* to offend me. Or at least get me to raise an eyebrow.0 -
Is that the best you've got? Come on John. You can at least *try* to offend me. Or at least get me to raise an eyebrow.
I save all my good stuff for people I actually like...0 -
Is that the best you've got? Come on John. You can at least *try* to offend me. Or at least get me to raise an eyebrow.
I save all my good stuff for people I actually like...
Oh crap. That's right. I'm an adult female.0 -
Only men get a planet, and I am pretty sure they don't get it unless/until they have learned the secret handshake (not making that up). Their wives just get to live there with them (as long as they have been "sealed").
Wait...you guys get a planet? Where do I sign up? 5 kids makes me an excellent candidate, right?!
I live in Mormonville... errrr... Utah. The answer is simple. Polygamy = more women to give birth to new baby Mormons *AND* the husbands don't have to wait 9 months between each baby to help populate their highest stratosphere planet thingy they get when they die.
Same reason the Mormon church hasn't disowned the sects that practice polygamy.
Don't you have a military funeral to picket?Well, my personal favorite is people who comment on the number of kids other people have. But that may be playing with dynamite.
I'm cool with making fun of catholics and hispanic people...
You left out Mormons. I'm offended. Good work, that was highly efficient.
so how does the multiple wives work? do you just go stay with the one willing to put out that night?
Too far? :flowerforyou:
nope. Those people are baptists (which is just fucking weird...why has the baptist church not disowned those people.) Must be yankee baptist...
Someone's jealous about being planet-less... :bigsmile:
Apparently living among them hasn't made you an expert. Keep talking though, this is entertaining. :bigsmile:
ETA: this truly isn't the right place to have this continue. Someone will get their feelings hurt for realz, and then _John_ will be out of a job. Let's keep unemployment low together. :flowerforyou:
Awww Too bad. I was enjoying all the disinformation. It's almost as bad as the newspapers when I lived in Idaho while in the Navy.0
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