Fun Topic: What is the worst pickup line you've ever heard?
agarlits
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I did this once back in 2009 and it was a lot of fun, everyone seemed to have a story too. Fire away!
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Nothing to contribute, but ready with my theoretical popcorn! haha.0
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Well, we're married now, so I guess it worked, but the first day I met my husband he said "Can I have your phone number so I can write it on my arm?"0
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Haha...his arm instead of paper?0
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I lost my phone number... can I have yours?0
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Probably one of the cheesiest ones out there lol0
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Alright I'm here, what are your other two wishes? lol0
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Whilst in a nightclub with my friends " Maniac " a dance song was played and one of the lines in the song was Dance like you've never danced before and this bloke comes up to me dancing and say " have you ever danced like you never danced before " myself and my friend just burst out laughing and he walked away it was so funny !!
Irish men just dont know how to chat girls up.
My husband caught my attention because he was asking me " hows your love life going " as we knew each other and he knew I was seeing someone so I replied well we broke up and he said " Bad for him, good for me " :happy:
and the rest is history.0 -
Him: Do you have any raisins?
Her: No?
Him: How about a date?0 -
Whilst in a nightclub with my friends " Maniac " a dance song was played and one of the lines in the song was Dance like you've never danced before and this bloke comes up to me dancing and say " have you ever danced like you never danced before " myself and my friend just burst out laughing and he walked away it was so funny !!
Irish men just dont know how to chat girls up.
My husband caught my attention because he was asking me " hows your love life going " as we knew each other and he knew I was seeing someone so I replied well we broke up and he said " Bad for him, good for me " :happy:
and the rest is history.
That is too funny, sounds like your husband knew how to play his cards haha0 -
Yep! We were outside and he didn't have any paper on him. I guess he was assuming I had a pen, too. I had my backpack, he had nothing.0
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" Have I seen you somewhere before"?0
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boy: " Do you have space pants on? cuz your butt is outta this world" girl:" are you on a baseball team? cuz this butt is outta your league.":laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Him: Do you have any raisins?
Her: No?
Him: How about a date?
Ohhh man. Is it bad that I really like this one & would probably agree to go on a date? hahaha0 -
that has got to be the worst mac :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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Don't you know me from somewhere?0
