You might be vegan if...
BobbyDaniel
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You open the freezer and get excited about finding a single serve package of frozen brussels sprouts.
(True story from this morning, BTW)
Any others?
(True story from this morning, BTW)
Any others?
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you spend 20 minutes in the produce section squeezing avocados0
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you dance around your kitchen with fruits and vegetables.... and sing to them. and take selfies with them. :laugh:0
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You're really excited when you see " certified vegan" on food packages.0
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u happy cow places before u travel...0
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you pour nutritional yeast on everything0
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You make chicken tikka masala - but mushrooms are the chicken.0
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...you use the verb "veganize" when talking about recipes.0
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I can't think of anything to add but I love these comments!0
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your friends make jokes about eating meat and cookies in front of you...and then you pull out your vegan cookies!
(I don't know if this actually happened, but very similar things have happened to me.)
Also, you might be vegan if you know nothing about cheese, but know exactly which grocery stores have the vegan cheese you like.
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You laugh your head off when people say vegetables are gross.0
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You get really excited when you see sale stickers in the veggie meat section, but then immediately bummed out when you realize it's only the Moringstar Chick'n nuggets, Chik patties, Buffalo wings and Veggie Corn Dogs.
(This is how I figured out that none of those are actually vegan. :frown: Also, thanks for this list, it's hilarious! :drinker: )0 -
you spend 20 minutes in the produce section squeezing avocados
LOL!!! This is sooo my husband and me!0 -
you have a bag of nutritional yeast in your purse.0
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you spend 20 minutes in the produce section squeezing avocados
This is soooo me!!!
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You get overwhelmed by your choices in any restaurant where there are more than two acceptable options.0
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You go to the produce section... and then straight to the checkout!0
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You don't even see meat as food anymore, all you see is a dead animal on a plate.
You wonder why people tell you they wouldn't know what to eat if they were vegetarian, Because there are SO many options. I know what to eat as a vegan but if I was a vegetarian there would be even more options.
Everyone is confused and don't understand why dairy and eggs aren't ok for you.0 -
when you've trained your friends and family so well that they ask "can you eat there?" before committing to dinner plans.
(always makes me feel like a BAMF! haha)
when you stand in the isle at the grocery store meticulously reading ingredient labels.
when you do ^ and find something "accidentally vegan" and cheer! (and then post about it on Facebook for your vegan friends!)0 -
when you do ^ and find something "accidentally vegan" and cheer! (and then post about it on Facebook for your vegan friends!)
When you cry reading this because you have mo vegan friends.0 -
when you do ^ and find something "accidentally vegan" and cheer! (and then post about it on Facebook for your vegan friends!)
When you cry reading this because you have mo vegan friends.
aww that's terrible! see if there are any vegan/veg MeetUps near you. or you can go on the "Vegan Friend Me" page on Facebook and add vegans from around the world! (it's kinda awesome!)0 -
I'm constantly talking to the vegetables in the produce section and I get really excited...
I'm glad I have a small child now because now it looks like I'm talking to him rather than the kale....0 -
Take a picture of your food and add the hashtag #vegan on instagram. lol.0
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You have a standing freezer to hold your Gardein because your fridge is packed with produce and soymilk.
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It's been so long, that the smell of meat from the next table in a restaurant is disgusting.
Had to make a barrier with my menu!
Not even being a princess.....0 -
I've never heard about it, I'll look it up thank you. 0
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...you've become a speed-reader when it comes to ingredient lists0
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You don't even see meat as food anymore, all you see is a dead animal on a plate.
This is exactly how I feel.0 -
Shopping for make up is a pain in the *kitten* trying to figure out/ remember which brand does and does not test on animals.
Seeing a leaping bunny on products makes you wanna scream hallelujah,
You've been asked about your protein intake about 100 times.
You've heard " omg, I could never live without cheese " countless times.0 -
Bought a dehydrator to make my own Kale chips.
Must have a Kale, Banana, Berry and Almond Milk Smoothie with my VitaMix0 -
you put vegenaise on everything0
