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BobbyDaniel
BobbyDaniel Posts: 1,460 Member
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You open the freezer and get excited about finding a single serve package of frozen brussels sprouts.
(True story from this morning, BTW)

Any others?
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  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
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    you spend 20 minutes in the produce section squeezing avocados
  • live2dream
    live2dream Posts: 614 Member
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    you dance around your kitchen with fruits and vegetables.... and sing to them. and take selfies with them. :laugh:
  • flashbacks
    flashbacks Posts: 34 Member
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    You're really excited when you see " certified vegan" on food packages.
  • heidi555
    heidi555 Posts: 69 Member
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    u happy cow places before u travel...
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
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    you pour nutritional yeast on everything
  • Kymmu
    Kymmu Posts: 1,650 Member
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    You make chicken tikka masala - but mushrooms are the chicken.
  • AleciaG724
    AleciaG724 Posts: 705 Member
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    ...you use the verb "veganize" when talking about recipes.
  • sanjoparolas
    sanjoparolas Posts: 557 Member
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    I can't think of anything to add but I love these comments!
  • SexNerd
    SexNerd Posts: 36 Member
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    your friends make jokes about eating meat and cookies in front of you...and then you pull out your vegan cookies!

    (I don't know if this actually happened, but very similar things have happened to me.)

    Also, you might be vegan if you know nothing about cheese, but know exactly which grocery stores have the vegan cheese you like.

    :)
  • kitsune1989
    kitsune1989 Posts: 93 Member
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    You laugh your head off when people say vegetables are gross.
  • Eyesee
    Eyesee Posts: 111 Member
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    You get really excited when you see sale stickers in the veggie meat section, but then immediately bummed out when you realize it's only the Moringstar Chick'n nuggets, Chik patties, Buffalo wings and Veggie Corn Dogs.

    (This is how I figured out that none of those are actually vegan. :frown: Also, thanks for this list, it's hilarious! :drinker: )
  • VegGirl62
    VegGirl62 Posts: 35 Member
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    you spend 20 minutes in the produce section squeezing avocados

    LOL!!! This is sooo my husband and me!
  • Bunnybeesweet
    Bunnybeesweet Posts: 165 Member
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    you have a bag of nutritional yeast in your purse.
  • vegan4lyfe2012
    vegan4lyfe2012 Posts: 1,137 Member
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    you spend 20 minutes in the produce section squeezing avocados

    This is soooo me!!!

    Love all the other replies, too :)
  • wild_wild_life
    wild_wild_life Posts: 1,334 Member
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    You get overwhelmed by your choices in any restaurant where there are more than two acceptable options.
  • NiikouruDesu
    NiikouruDesu Posts: 100
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    You go to the produce section... and then straight to the checkout!
  • flashbacks
    flashbacks Posts: 34 Member
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    You don't even see meat as food anymore, all you see is a dead animal on a plate.



    You wonder why people tell you they wouldn't know what to eat if they were vegetarian, Because there are SO many options. I know what to eat as a vegan but if I was a vegetarian there would be even more options.


    Everyone is confused and don't understand why dairy and eggs aren't ok for you.
  • PeaceLoveTrees
    PeaceLoveTrees Posts: 42 Member
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    when you've trained your friends and family so well that they ask "can you eat there?" before committing to dinner plans.
    (always makes me feel like a BAMF! haha)

    when you stand in the isle at the grocery store meticulously reading ingredient labels.

    when you do ^ and find something "accidentally vegan" and cheer! (and then post about it on Facebook for your vegan friends!)
  • flashbacks
    flashbacks Posts: 34 Member
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    when you do ^ and find something "accidentally vegan" and cheer! (and then post about it on Facebook for your vegan friends!)

    When you cry reading this because you have mo vegan friends.
  • PeaceLoveTrees
    PeaceLoveTrees Posts: 42 Member
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    when you do ^ and find something "accidentally vegan" and cheer! (and then post about it on Facebook for your vegan friends!)

    When you cry reading this because you have mo vegan friends.


    aww that's terrible! see if there are any vegan/veg MeetUps near you. or you can go on the "Vegan Friend Me" page on Facebook and add vegans from around the world! (it's kinda awesome!)

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