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"Google Translate For Runners"

ZenInTexas
ZenInTexas Posts: 781 Member
edited February 14 in Social Groups
Have you guys read this yet? I died laughing, so hilarious and so true. http://www.fleetfeetstlouis.com/news/google-translate-for-runners

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  • rduhlir
    rduhlir Posts: 3,550 Member
    Oh that was great! Totally helped pass the last few minutes of work.
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    These are all true, and they make me feel like a big *kitten* haha
  • RunnerElizabeth
    RunnerElizabeth Posts: 1,091 Member
    Ha! Thanks for the laugh!!
  • _Josee_
    _Josee_ Posts: 625 Member
    Haha funny and true!
  • KeithAngilly
    KeithAngilly Posts: 575 Member
    uh-oh, the code has been cracked!! that is really funny :o)


    I am actually sitting here waiting for the roads to melt so I can get in 20 freaking miles, you know, because I am amazing! lol!
  • TheBrolympus
    TheBrolympus Posts: 586 Member
    LOL
  • UrbanRunner81
    UrbanRunner81 Posts: 1,207 Member
    I love it!! So funny!
  • PeteWhoLikesToRunAlot
    PeteWhoLikesToRunAlot Posts: 596 Member
    Wow, i really am a jerk
  • fleetzz
    fleetzz Posts: 962 Member
    That was right on!
  • DantheMan2517
    DantheMan2517 Posts: 134 Member
    “I hit the wall hard. I don’t think I fueled properly.”
    Translation: “I went out too fast.”

    “I don’t know what happened.”
    Translation: “I went out too fast.”

    “I was on pace for the first twenty miles, but then I hit the wall. Training wasn’t great. I’ve been battling an injury. And I just got over being sick. Guess it all caught up to me.”
    Translation: “I went out too fast.”

    My faves.
  • RunFarLiveHappy
    RunFarLiveHappy Posts: 805 Member
    Just saw this in another group yesterday! Absolute hilarity when I really needed a laugh too. I empathize with a lot of them.
  • CarsonRuns
    CarsonRuns Posts: 3,039 Member
    “I hit the wall hard. I don’t think I fueled properly.”
    Translation: “I went out too fast.”

    “I don’t know what happened.”
    Translation: “I went out too fast.”

    “I was on pace for the first twenty miles, but then I hit the wall. Training wasn’t great. I’ve been battling an injury. And I just got over being sick. Guess it all caught up to me.”
    Translation: “I went out too fast.”

    My faves.

    And the most true of them all.
  • ZenInTexas
    ZenInTexas Posts: 781 Member
    “I’m just hoping to finish.”
    Translation: “I will PR or die.”

    This is me 100%. I am going to put it on my main page. :laugh:
  • LisaO85
    LisaO85 Posts: 152
    Oh so true...
  • davemunger
    davemunger Posts: 1,139 Member
    This is brilliant. Those programmers at Google just keep getting smarter...now what AG are they in and what is their PR?
  • Be11adonna
    Be11adonna Posts: 55 Member
    So funny and true!
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    “I’m just hoping to finish.”
    Translation: “I will PR or die.”

    This is me 100%. I am going to put it on my main page. :laugh:

    I said this to like, 5 people at last week's race. "My legs are killing me, I'll be happy to finish" Ughhhhhh
  • beeblebrox82
    beeblebrox82 Posts: 578 Member
    “I took some time off to let it heal.”
    Translation: “I didn’t run last Thursday.”


    Ah hahahahahahahahahaha


    thanks for posting.
  • RenewedRunner
    RenewedRunner Posts: 423 Member
    This is fantastic! I had to laugh because this

    “Yeah, I’ll get it looked at after the race.”
    Translation: “I will wait for it to go away on its own.”

    “Yeah, I should probably see a doctor.”
    Translation: “I will not see a doctor.”



    Is definitely me right now. Hahaha
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