The 10 worst foods to eat on a date
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so according to this article
http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/bad-foods-to-eat-on-dates-thrillist-nation
the following are worst foods to eat while on a date.
Culprit: Wings
Reason To Avoid Them: If you're on a date at a spot that serves wings, you pretty much already bleu it. Unless you make that joke. In which case you are totally hilarious and on the fast track to first base. But really, you shouldn't be ordering something that is going to turn your mouth and hands the color of that lady prison show on Netflix.
Culprit: Garlic
Reason To Avoid It: Really? Well, if you must know, garlic contains allyl methyl sulfide (AMS), which is a volatile liquid absorbed into the blood when consuming garlic, which is then exuded through the pores, so not only your breath, but also your skin stinks. And studies show that people with smelly skin generally don't get second dates.
Culprit: Crawfish
Reason To Avoid It: Nothing sets the mood quite like the sounds of cracking crustacean and nervous gut-slurping.
Culprit: Onion Rings
Reason To Avoid Them: Yes, ordering onion rings does show that you're not just a regular fry-guy who's willing to sacrifice flavor for starch and also that you'll spend an extra buck for the side you really want. The trade-off is that they make you smell like you just left a not particularly eventful state fair.
Culprit: Ribs
Reason To Avoid Them: Yes, a good rib is a thing of beauty, but an object of your potential affection teeth-ripping pork fat means the only rub you'll be getting is a dry one.
Culprit: Corn on the Cob
Reason To Avoid It: Like wings and ribs, corn on the cob falls into the gnawable category and should thus be avoided. It also leads to the very fun game of do-I-have-anything-in-my-teeth, which let's you take turns analyzing each others years of dental neglect. Oh wait, that's actually not a very fun game at all.
Culprit: Hot Dogs
Reason To Avoid Them: Even if you class it up with relish or hide it in a warm blanket of corn, it still doesn't hide the fact that you're biting into a meat stick whose condiments are very soon going to be on your shirt, and your hands, and your face.
Culprit: Mozzarella Sticks
Reason To Avoid Them: Less a breath or hands or face thing, and more of a "prove you graduated from sixth grade eating habits" thing.
Culprit: Fast Food
Reason To Avoid It: It might seem like a good idea to swing by a drive-thru for some quick sustenance in between datey activities like kayaking or going to a museum or explaining your crippling college debt, but taking a romantic interest to Taco Bell is a sure-fire way to make her want to run for the border.
Culprit: Baked Beans
Reason To Avoid Them: Not a good idea even if you know a clever rhyme about how they're a magic fruit.
Agree? Disagree? What foods, if any, would a date have to order that would make you say no to more dates?
I found a lot of the things on this list was funny. Their eating habits might make me think twice, like if she was talking with her mouth full and food bits came flying out. :noway: I'll admit, the idea of a girl tearing into some BBQ ribs with a primal instinct, completely messy and reckless abandon intrigues me.
Personally I am not a fan of onions but, I wouldn't turn down a potential 2nd date with a girl because she ordered onion rings. I do kind of agree with the fast food one though, at least not as a 1st date. Oh and I recently discovered that jelly/jam on eggs is a no no. :laugh: *adds more strawberry jam to his omelette*
http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/bad-foods-to-eat-on-dates-thrillist-nation
the following are worst foods to eat while on a date.
Culprit: Wings
Reason To Avoid Them: If you're on a date at a spot that serves wings, you pretty much already bleu it. Unless you make that joke. In which case you are totally hilarious and on the fast track to first base. But really, you shouldn't be ordering something that is going to turn your mouth and hands the color of that lady prison show on Netflix.
Culprit: Garlic
Reason To Avoid It: Really? Well, if you must know, garlic contains allyl methyl sulfide (AMS), which is a volatile liquid absorbed into the blood when consuming garlic, which is then exuded through the pores, so not only your breath, but also your skin stinks. And studies show that people with smelly skin generally don't get second dates.
Culprit: Crawfish
Reason To Avoid It: Nothing sets the mood quite like the sounds of cracking crustacean and nervous gut-slurping.
Culprit: Onion Rings
Reason To Avoid Them: Yes, ordering onion rings does show that you're not just a regular fry-guy who's willing to sacrifice flavor for starch and also that you'll spend an extra buck for the side you really want. The trade-off is that they make you smell like you just left a not particularly eventful state fair.
Culprit: Ribs
Reason To Avoid Them: Yes, a good rib is a thing of beauty, but an object of your potential affection teeth-ripping pork fat means the only rub you'll be getting is a dry one.
Culprit: Corn on the Cob
Reason To Avoid It: Like wings and ribs, corn on the cob falls into the gnawable category and should thus be avoided. It also leads to the very fun game of do-I-have-anything-in-my-teeth, which let's you take turns analyzing each others years of dental neglect. Oh wait, that's actually not a very fun game at all.
Culprit: Hot Dogs
Reason To Avoid Them: Even if you class it up with relish or hide it in a warm blanket of corn, it still doesn't hide the fact that you're biting into a meat stick whose condiments are very soon going to be on your shirt, and your hands, and your face.
Culprit: Mozzarella Sticks
Reason To Avoid Them: Less a breath or hands or face thing, and more of a "prove you graduated from sixth grade eating habits" thing.
Culprit: Fast Food
Reason To Avoid It: It might seem like a good idea to swing by a drive-thru for some quick sustenance in between datey activities like kayaking or going to a museum or explaining your crippling college debt, but taking a romantic interest to Taco Bell is a sure-fire way to make her want to run for the border.
Culprit: Baked Beans
Reason To Avoid Them: Not a good idea even if you know a clever rhyme about how they're a magic fruit.
Agree? Disagree? What foods, if any, would a date have to order that would make you say no to more dates?
I found a lot of the things on this list was funny. Their eating habits might make me think twice, like if she was talking with her mouth full and food bits came flying out. :noway: I'll admit, the idea of a girl tearing into some BBQ ribs with a primal instinct, completely messy and reckless abandon intrigues me.
Personally I am not a fan of onions but, I wouldn't turn down a potential 2nd date with a girl because she ordered onion rings. I do kind of agree with the fast food one though, at least not as a 1st date. Oh and I recently discovered that jelly/jam on eggs is a no no. :laugh: *adds more strawberry jam to his omelette*
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I was actually just thinking about this while eating out today!
I'd like to add: New York strip
Lots of fat and gristle. When you have a cloth napkin, there's nowhere to hide, either...you either have to cut really carefully, be discreet about it, distract people, or just chew and swallow all the bad part.0 -
I've never not been into someone because of something they ate. Is this really a thing?0
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I think if a guy thought my mozzarella sticks were immature I would happily not share them and proceed to go home and watch Pokemon on Netflix with my dog.0
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I think if a guy thought my mozzarella sticks were immature I would happily not share them and proceed to go home and watch Pokemon on Netflix with my dog.0
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Seeing my favorite first date is a baseball game, a hotdog or mozzarella sticks/cheese curds are given.0
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I would also avoid spaghetti and Vietnamese noodle soup (that is served with a ladel and chopsticks).
I'm not too concerned with what the guy eats (as long as he has table manners), but I really dont want to mess myself up with food flying everywhere.
Ruth - I think you need to explain what mozzarella sticks/cheese curds are....?? lol
Oh, and garlic is fine if you both order it! :bigsmile: Actually, I dont think you can avoid it if you're eating Italian?0 -
Seaweed salad. . because GROSS!0
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Seaweed salad. . because GROSS!
Have you actually tried it? It's actually good. . YUM!!!0 -
Anything high in fiber. Gives me terrible gas0
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so many rules...
i dont think it's a big deal if you're both eating ribs/wings/corn on the cob/garlic.
but then again i also kind of hate the idea of eating on the first few dates anyway because 1) it's boring and 2) how ae we supposed to get to know each other if we're too busy chewing, swallowing, etc?0 -
i find sushi to be kinda awkward to eat on a first date. mainly because you usually take one huge BITE, ya know? it doesn't stop me, but still awkward. i can't think of much that would bother me though.0
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Haha sorry, but jelly on eggs is gross!
I generally eat things I can eat with a fork and knife, just because it's easy to cut into small bites, and then I can concentrate on what he is saying instead of wondering if I have food all over my face.0 -
I wrote an article like this recently. Things you SHOULD eat on a first date.
Here it is in entirety:
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I've never not been into someone because of something they ate. Is this really a thing?
If you're 14, I suppose it's a thing... Otherwise, not so much.
Too many journalists, not enough journalism.
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Seaweed salad. . because GROSS!
Have you actually tried it? It's actually good. . YUM!!!
Love seafood salad. Now thinking about sushi. Uni, Unagi... So good.0 -
I wrote an article like this recently. Things you SHOULD eat on a first date.
Here it is in entirety:
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Ahhh, censorship. I guess you'll have to use your imagination.0 -
lol I rarely go to eat on thie first date. Usually it's lets meet up at the pool hall or bar. That way if the date blows atleast I'll have something to entertain myself with0
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Anything that you know in advance you're not going to be able to eat tidily/easily/without spills/slurping - more for the self-conscious/embarrassment factor than anything else. Anything with lots of noodles (the long, thin variety of whatever cuisine) in my case.0
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Ruth - I think you need to explain what mozzarella sticks/cheese curds are....?? lol
breaded and fried cheese that is usually dipped in marinara sauce.0 -
As a general rule, one should avoid:
- Coffee,
- Dairy products (cheese, milk and sweets made from milk)
- Excess of red meats, asparagus, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower
- Garlic and onions
They all make your semen taste salty/bitter... That's a nice and subtle way of showing respect to the lucky lady!0 -
Ruth - I think you need to explain what mozzarella sticks/cheese curds are....?? lol
breaded and fried cheese that is usually dipped in marinara sauce.
Cheese curds are the bits of cheese before they've been aged, They're usually served warm. You can't really find them in the south except sometimes frozen in the grocery store.
In Canada they do Poutine... cheese curds, fries and gravy.
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Ruth - I think you need to explain what mozzarella sticks/cheese curds are....?? lol
breaded and fried cheese that is usually dipped in marinara sauce.
Cheese curds are the bits of cheese before they've been aged, They're usually served warm. You can't really find them in the south except sometimes frozen in the grocery store.
In Canada they do Poutine... cheese curds, fries and gravy.
edited for spelling
Cheese curds can be either squeeky (fresh) or fried.0 -
As a general rule, one should avoid:
- Coffee,
- Dairy products (cheese, milk and sweets made from milk)
- Excess of red meats, asparagus, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower
- Garlic and onions
They all make your semen taste salty/bitter... That's a nice and subtle way of showing respect to the lucky lady!
You're very considerate........:laugh: :sick:0 -
No ideas for what you should or should not eat on a first date but you should avoid White Castle's hamburgers for at least 2 days before the first date.0
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No ideas for what you should or should not eat on a first date but you should avoid White Castle's hamburgers for at least 2 days before the first date.
And taco bell lol0 -
Ruth - I think you need to explain what mozzarella sticks/cheese curds are....?? lol
breaded and fried cheese that is usually dipped in marinara sauce.
Cheese curds are the bits of cheese before they've been aged, They're usually served warm. You can't really find them in the south except sometimes frozen in the grocery store.
In Canada they do Poutine... cheese curds, fries and gravy.
edited for spelling
Cheese curds can be either squeeky (fresh) or fried.
wow, I've never seen them fried! I wish i could try those.0 -
sweetcurlz67 wrote: »Seaweed salad. . because GROSS!
Have you actually tried it? It's actually good. . YUM!!!
Agreed, it is yummy. However, regular salad is not the most graceful of foods to eat, and may also not be the best of first date choices. Nothing says attractive like a huge piece of lettuce you can't fit in your mouth! Lol!0
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