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TMNT movie. .. By Michael Bay?! -and other disappointment

SugaryLynx
SugaryLynx Posts: 2,640 Member
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So, I grew up in love with TMNT, Power Rangers, etc... I got so excited with the new series on Nick. I've been pleased with the show. It's cute and funny and sticks pretty well with the old show.
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When it was announced that they would be making a movie, the fan girl in me let out a little scream. The first TMNT movie was decent. Well, add Michael Bay. .. I see exploding turtle shells.

http://m.ign.com/articles/2014/03/25/weve-seen-the-trailer-for-michael-bays-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles

As if that wasn't bad enough, then I read April O Neil is going to played by. ..

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That's right, Megan Fox. I guess Michael Bay wasn't finished destroying my dreams with the Transformers movies. I can't see her as April. Honestly, she's better in slowmo with no speaking roles. April is clever and smart. .. A red head. Come on, Felicia Day please? :P Anyone. .. Really.

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Splinter is disappoint.

Please Michael Bay. .. Stop ruining my childhood

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Can anyone show me promise for this or is it an imminent train wreck?

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  • fannyfrost
    fannyfrost Posts: 756 Member
    Megan Fox is not April, your right Felicia Day is April. That is a huge disappointment.

    I love the Turtles :)
  • mruntidy
    mruntidy Posts: 1,015 Member
    That's ok, we can console each other especially on The Transformers. Who decided Optimus Prime needed go faster flames and a long nose.
  • raven_ous
    raven_ous Posts: 223
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  • j_bark
    j_bark Posts: 1,274 Member
    And from the makers of GI Joe....

    Jem the Movie.... no joke

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  • SugaryLynx
    SugaryLynx Posts: 2,640 Member
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  • SugaryLynx
    SugaryLynx Posts: 2,640 Member
    Here's the trailer...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjsWpM9zFU

    I just... I want to like it...but I just cant. The turtles are gigantic!
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    Here's the trailer...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjsWpM9zFU

    I just... I want to like it...but I just cant. The turtles are gigantic!
    I don't care for the faces. Doesn't look good at all.
  • SugaryLynx
    SugaryLynx Posts: 2,640 Member
    Here's the trailer...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjsWpM9zFU

    I just... I want to like it...but I just cant. The turtles are gigantic!
    I don't care for the faces. Doesn't look good at all.

    I can get over them...if the plot didn't sound so bad! Haha. I think they tried too hard to make them human-esk? And since they went through the trouble...shouldn't they have left them at normal human height?!? What in the world were they thinking making them juggernauts?
  • vendygirl
    vendygirl Posts: 718 Member
    I thought this ____ was stopped! <Slamsheadintodesk> Michael Bay needs to die in one of his own explosions.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Megan Fox is not April, your right Felicia Day is April. That is a huge disappointment.
    ...

    How I felt when I read that Michael Bay is doing this movie:
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    How I feel about the design of the turtles:
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    What I want to do to Michael Bay himself:
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    What I want to do to the entire movie:
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    *ETA: Needed smaller GIF
  • SugaryLynx
    SugaryLynx Posts: 2,640 Member
    I thought this ____ was stopped! <Slamsheadintodesk> Michael Bay needs to die in one of his own explosions.

    Nope. Husband apparently saw the trailer on TV the other day. August I think is its release? :((

    Ahahaha Coolraul07- my thoughts exactly!

    Though, can it be worse than Dragon Ball Evolution? Let's find out! xD
  • russdev
    russdev Posts: 163 Member
    Walks away shaking his head and muttering "dam bay taking a good film and wreaking it"

    Russ
  • lemonsnowdrop
    lemonsnowdrop Posts: 1,298 Member
    My husband has always loved TMNT. For his birthday last year, I bought him four figures based off the comics (and boy, were they expensive). When we heard about this movie, we were excited...and then we watched the trailer.

    We will not be going to see it in theaters but wi probably rent it from Redbox and laugh/cry about how horrible it was. (I mean, as though Transformers, Eragon and The Last Airbender weren't bad enough...)

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