The non-adventures of a dry spell...
farmers_daughter
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I hope you read this as lightheartedly as I wrote it.
Ugh, don't mean to rant here, ok, well maybe a tad, but geez..... I'm sick of this dry spell. I mean seriously, I'm all for working on me, which mentally I'm stronger, physically I've busted my @$$ here lately with bootcamp and incorporating more activity in my days....
Somehow the scale still reads the same.....I vote it's broken.
But the smell of Old Spice, seriously...... drooling here.... my pops left a bottle of it at my place (they visit that often that I gave my family members thier own drawer in my bathroom...is that a bad thing? Oy) and I occasionally sniff it.
There's also this guy here at work that wears it, goes out into the field then sweats like a glorious pig and comes back to the office just to lean over my cube and make me rape him with my eyeballs and nose. If I weren't in Human Resources I'd totally sexually harass his sweet smelling @$$
Right now I don't care to have sex, that entails too much other crap. Just a snuggle. In Iowa they don't have those people who charge to snuggle...only in the bigger cities. I could shure use a snuggle *kitten* right now. Ugh.
OY.... I shall spend my days continuing on with my health efforts and trying my d@mndest to fit into my not so skinny, but smaller britches.
Yes, I'm on POF, Match.com, and I do get out of the house...in my heart I know I'm passed over becuase of my extra fluffyness, but DUH guys com'on wouldn't that mean a little better snuggling??
G'day mates! Have a good one
Ugh, don't mean to rant here, ok, well maybe a tad, but geez..... I'm sick of this dry spell. I mean seriously, I'm all for working on me, which mentally I'm stronger, physically I've busted my @$$ here lately with bootcamp and incorporating more activity in my days....
Somehow the scale still reads the same.....I vote it's broken.
But the smell of Old Spice, seriously...... drooling here.... my pops left a bottle of it at my place (they visit that often that I gave my family members thier own drawer in my bathroom...is that a bad thing? Oy) and I occasionally sniff it.
There's also this guy here at work that wears it, goes out into the field then sweats like a glorious pig and comes back to the office just to lean over my cube and make me rape him with my eyeballs and nose. If I weren't in Human Resources I'd totally sexually harass his sweet smelling @$$
Right now I don't care to have sex, that entails too much other crap. Just a snuggle. In Iowa they don't have those people who charge to snuggle...only in the bigger cities. I could shure use a snuggle *kitten* right now. Ugh.
OY.... I shall spend my days continuing on with my health efforts and trying my d@mndest to fit into my not so skinny, but smaller britches.
Yes, I'm on POF, Match.com, and I do get out of the house...in my heart I know I'm passed over becuase of my extra fluffyness, but DUH guys com'on wouldn't that mean a little better snuggling??
G'day mates! Have a good one
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I guess we just have to snuggle our pillows until we find the right one to snuggle w/us!!! lol! :flowerforyou:0
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I snuggle my big giant bear, it isn't the same but it helps. Maybe he needs some colgone. :smokin:
Great post and I am sure a lot of us have been there. Keep doing your thing and you will soon be in snuggle heaven, I hope! :flowerforyou:0 -
sweetest thing....I've seriously thought about coating my snuggle pillow with old spice cologne. BUT then if I do actually have a snuggle buddy - a live one - over will that smell come off?
Then I'll have to deal with explaining to another man, that really, no there wasn't another man in my bed last night.... Oy.... the drama.
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........n over my cube and make me rape him with my eyeballs and nose. If I weren't in Human Resources I'd totally sexually harass his sweet smelling @$$
:laugh: :laugh: you're so funny!!
I hope you find a cuddle buddy soon!! Atlhough I bet one whiff of that old spice in an embrace would lead to .......ermm.........drama!
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I snuggle my cat but sometimes he bites
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:sad: I feel the same EXACT way!! I've been on a few dating websites too for years! I want a snuggle buddy too0
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:sad: I feel the same EXACT way!! I've been on a few dating websites too for years! I want a snuggle buddy too
Maybe I've been out of the game too long. Married 16 years. But looking at your profile pictures, I can't imagine you needing a dating website much less have a hard time finding a guy to cuddle with.
Unless you are typically swamped by creepers or something?0 -
sweetest thing....I've seriously thought about coating my snuggle pillow with old spice cologne. BUT then if I do actually have a snuggle buddy - a live one - over will that smell come off?
Then I'll have to deal with explaining to another man, that really, no there wasn't another man in my bed last night.... Oy.... the drama.
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Unless there was a distinct cigarette, pot smell, or we had the talk about being exclusive, it wouldn't bother me.0 -
You hide the snuggle pillow in the closet when there is a guest over. I feel the same. I miss cuddling.0
