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Tom, D1ck and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories D1ck will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story. They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.
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and the ISP would be AOL!
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just noticed the picture is cut off a bit. cut off parts say:
HOW TO GET A BOYFRIEND
1)Come to our shop, buy a cake.
2) Give it to your crush. tell him: "if the cake is tasty, we should be together".
3) Cakes from our shop are delicious so you will succeed.
*if he turns you down please come again. we will give you a cup of hot coffee for free so you can splash it on his face.0 -
Got this in an email from a friend... Excuse the greater than signs pls...
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yep, the one in blue0 -
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yep, this is me.0 -
yep, this is me.
I miss the signs often too.0 -
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