Side Quest: Megumi, My Love
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Aw thanks Mom! Where's my allowance?!
[x] You're dead, tubby! < initiate combat >0 -
@BRIAN
[Brian HP 70 / 20 AP] DT 10
S7 P6 E6 C6 I4(+1) A6(+1) L5(+2)
Attack
>Bumper Sword
Charlene
Special Perk
>It's Tiner Time! (15 AP)
Take Cover
Use Item
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[Bumper Sword] slashes Sentry Bot for 4 DMG
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Sentry Bot fires mini cannon three rounds at Brian for 5 DMG each round for 15 DMG. DT absorbs 10 DMG
:O Sentry Bot sensor begins blinking rapidly
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Sentry Bot [21 HP]0 -
@PETER
< Private First Class McCandliss >
"Oooh yeah...you're real scarrry. Come at me, brah!"
-to defeat McCandliss you must perform three minutes of shadowboxing.
Gimme a JAB, CROSS, HOOK, UP Petey. Just like Chalene taught you.0 -
I will attack with Bumper Sword and then take cover.0
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I'm gonna knock you out! Mama said knock tubby out!
BOOM done.0 -
Don't EVA compare!
< PFC McCandliss >
I won't forget this Petrelli! You better watch your back...(Matt limps off. You notice a [Bike Key Chain] on the ground...)
< Private Megumi Hamasaki >
"That jerk McCandliss got what was coming to him. He spent three days in the Infirmary thanks to me. HA! How dare he try to sully my reputation. I'm a LAY-DEE!"
[x] Yeah, that was really lady-like of you, kneeing him in the groin and slamming him into the ground like that.
[x] [Black Widow]: Your loss, sister. McCandliss is a real beast in the sheets.
[x] Looks like he'll be spending more time in the Infirmary thanks to me.
[x] [Switchblade Romance]: You're way too pretty to be dating that moron.
[x] [Womanizer]: How YOU doin'?0 -
@BRIAN
[Brian HP 65 / 15 AP] DT 10
S7 P6 E6 C6 I4(+1) A6(+1) L5(+2)
Attack
>Bumper Sword
Charlene
Special Perk
>It's Tiner Time! (15 AP)
Take Cover
Use Item
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[Bumper Sword] critically slashes Sentry Bot for 9 DMG xD
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Sentry Bot uses Gamma Burst, spraying radioactive material all over the field...
Sentry Bot fires mini cannon twice. DT absorbs damage
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Sentry Bot [12 HP]0 -
I will attack with Bumper Sword and then stand there yelling at the Sentry Bot to bring it on. No cover this time.0
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Sentry Bot: Oh you. done. f'd. up now humanoid...initiate self destruct sequence.......
[Brian HP 65 / 15 AP] DT 10
S7 P6 E6 C6 I4(+1) A6(+1) L5(+2)
Attack
>Bumper Sword
Charlene
Special Perk
>It's Tiner Time! (15 AP)
Take Cover
Use Item
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[Bumper Sword] critically slashes Sentry Bot for 9 DMG xD
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Brian's radiation level increases
Sentry Bot [3 HP]0 -
I will attack with Bumper Sword and then mock the Bot standing with no cover.0
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Destroyed!
Let's roll for loot:
You receive Rare daggers [Ethyl & Lucie]: +4 DMG. (Two-handed) Twin daggers imbued with flame. Chance to strike the target twice. Chance to set enemy on fire.
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Quest Conclusion
Ending: Canonical
Megumi: What do we have here...(Megumi begins rifling through the box of goods). Carnations? Violets are my favorite flower, you dumb ox. Caramels? Don't you remember what happened the last time I ate these?! These Mirelurk Rolls have that nasty Agave sauce in them...This Hello Panda! bear looks counterfeit. And...this...this swap meet RobCo Cannon couldn't shoot through a cardboard box. Is this what you think of our love???
Brian: It's the thought that counts, Megumi. Matt went through a lot of trouble to get you all that.
Matt: I really did babe! C'mon I totally almost got killed so many times just for you. I was almost kidnapped by Super Mutants and toasted by Fire Ants...that should count for something right? None of these other weaksauce betas would do that for you.
Brian: ಠ_ಠ
Megumi: eh...yeah yeah. I guess I have been a bit hard on you, and I do take you for granted at times. You've put up with me for this long, which is something none of these other scrubs here do. I'm...sorry. *She gives him a hug* Let's give it another try babe. Oh and thanks for being our little cupid Brian! We promise to name our non-ugly children after you!
Quest Rewards
-200 XP
-2 gold
-Special Perk: Two-Step Goodbye: A counter-attack taught by Megumi which has a chance to incapacitate unarmed and melee-wielding attackers.
-Rare accessory: [Gabrie Celeste]: McCandliss' aging yet dependable mountain bike. Reduces run/walk requirements for main quests by 25% and 50% for side quests.
-Rare fist weapon. [Honey ♂ PUNCH!]: +5 DMG. Increased DMG against human male opponents. Chance to sap the life out of male opponents.0 -
Wow, hardly anyone is doing the challenges anymore. It didn't take long for people to quit.0
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Hah, nothing particularly new, B. Every single challenge I've been in on this site pretty much falls apart within three weeks unless it has REALLY big numbers to keep up with the attrition rate.
People get busy, lose interest, lose hope with their weight loss, etc. It happens. I had a good time regardless. I think Mark is going to try one more round of recruiting so we'll see how that goes.0 -
Yeah, I guess you are right. I guess it is like many other weight loss attempts for people. It usually lasts about a month and then people tend to give up. It definitely has been fun though.0
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I'll try to send out some invites after work today :-)0
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Me and you Brian! It was destiny >:-)
[x] [Womanizer]: How YOU doin'?0 -
You don't have Womanizer, Peter.
/facepalm.
Try again, Petrelli.0 -
[x] Looks like he'll be spending more time in the Infirmary thanks to me.
Oops...can we pick more perks this week?0 -
Hi, its me Peter :-/ Back again. Is the Overseer taking a snooze?0
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Oops so sorry Petey ^_^
[x] Looks like he'll be spending more time in the Infirmary thanks to me.
< Pvt Hamasaki >
"Really...? You know, Matt's pretty strong. You must be really tough to take him out. That's kinda...sexy. Tell you what, Peter. Show me what you've got. And maybe...if you can prove yourself, I'll give you the honor of calling me your girlfriend..."
[x] Are you crazy, I'm not hitting a dame.
[x] OK...just remember this was your idea...0
