Crunchy knees, Degenerating Discs, Sore Shoulders...

PurringMyrrh
PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
...back boobs, and more of a butt in front than where it actually should be. I have the muscle tone of an overfed toddler and the flexibility of a carrot. I should also add, I'm fearful of big buildings full of heavy stuff and people making constipated sounds. I probably can't squat parallel with more than 15-20lbs worth of weight. All this, and yet something about the 5x5 makes sense and appeals to me enough so that I've signed on for three months worth of unpretentious, 24 hour gym time and I start tomorrow night after work.

Mind, I'm terrified. Even if I'm the only one there I will still be embarrassed. I'm getting the gym/equipment tour before I work tomorrow, but wont be able to get a trainer appt for a week or so. What I have going for me is decent comprehension of what I've researched online, really good body awareness (I'm aware it's gross), and I'm good at the proper form thing. I also have a fairly physical job being a housekeeper at the hospital which is the only reason I weigh 247 instead of 500. It's about 6-7 miles worth of walking and lifting about 600-800lbs (in 30lb bags) of linen per shift...then there's the other bending, lifitng, wiping, vacuuming, blah, blah...but damnit, it's hard and I don't want to feel wiped out every day - like I need all my time off to just recover from work...then have to go back another five days straight.

I know at 36 years old I should be in my prime, not feeling like the contents of a porta-potty! Can I start with baby rattles for weights? Can I do this with Rice Krispie joints? Why does it seem almost too simple of a gig? I mean, no abs, tri's, bi's, and 60 minutes of cardio? No 'lift this 5lb weight 25 times?' Any tips, tricks, links, "go get em tiger"s, or "don't do it you broken down old fool!"s are much appreciated. The inspiration here is phenomenal.

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  • suremeansyes
    suremeansyes Posts: 962 Member
    Since you are fairly active at work and I'm sure already do a ton of squatting down and leaning and picking up heavy crap, I wouldn't even worry! The weights start off pretty easy, and my shoulders and knees used to crack but since I started lifting I haven't heard it happen. Correlation doesn't equal causation, but damn if I love my quiet joints.
  • jenready
    jenready Posts: 2,658 Member
    I can relate to so much of what you are saying! I am still too afraid to sign up for a gym but I know that I need to. At least you took the step to sign up and make an appointment with a trainer.
  • ChoiceNotChance
    ChoiceNotChance Posts: 644 Member
    Your post made me laugh. You can do it. Yeah, it's a little scary at first but just hold your head up and walk in there like you own the place. Go kick *kitten*, girl!
  • krokador
    krokador Posts: 1,794 Member
    If it cracks, it doesn't break! Or something like that. I'm just 27 and I've been a firework crack-wise for as long as I can remember lol. It won't stop you!

    And we all have to start somewhere! It's great that you're taking a step! I was afraid of stepping in the gym at first too, but now it kinda feels like a second home. The atmosphere makes me want to sweat and give it my all!

    And yes, strong lift is simple. That's the whole point. There is no need for over complicated routines, especially starting out. As you get used to it you'll learn about how your body reacts and be able to customize acordingly, but trust the system to begin with :) I kinda wish I had started with stronglift as opposed to the bro split I did. I would prolly be stronger by now! XD (please excuse the phone typing btw)

    You can do this! We'll cheer you on!
  • canadianlbs
    canadianlbs Posts: 5,199 Member
    Any tips, tricks, links, "go get em tiger"s, or "don't do it you broken down old fool!"s are much appreciated. The inspiration here is phenomenal.

    you're just like me, only funnier. and i'm putting a buck on the table to say that i bet you'll like it.

    i don't think anyone goes into lifting weights without wanting to. no women, anyway. we don't have the peer pressure and other social factors pre-populating our heads with the foregone conclusion that of course we're into lifting, before we even know if we're interested or not. heck, look at the barriers even between us and the thought. women pick up barbells because they want to.

    you have three whole months of whatever you need or want to do to settle yourself into it. i have this sneaking feeling somehow that you're going to have a blast.

    eta: and i loooooove the 'simple'. no lift this weight 25 times. no zillions of little individual moves to memorize, shuffle and organize to make sure you don't accidentally build out one specific part of your body and neglect all the rest just because you kind of forget where you are on the map and how many times you've already done this. it's great.
  • Gen2703
    Gen2703 Posts: 197 Member
    OMG this was too funny. You are going to do great I am sure. Just bring in your awesome attitude and everything else will be fine. :flowerforyou:
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Thank you so much for all your encouragement! I just read this about ten times while sitting in the gym lot about to go in for intro...seriously about to pee I'm so nervous (dumb! why?). Hopefully will be able to set up an appt with the PT too. Praying I don't get the common experience of them trying to deter me from wanting to lift this way. It obviously works, but I felt I got the raised brow even when I mentioned it during the time I signed up. No matter though; I have the internet, and you guys and I will be in the gym in ghosttown hour, so all is well.

    Damn you, stomach butterflies!
  • perseverance14
    perseverance14 Posts: 1,364 Member
    Just keep your sense of humor, that will get you through anything. :)

    You can do it!
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Welp, I manifested it. Totally tried to discourage me from freeweights and kept cattle-prodding me to the machines. Halfway through I stopped trying, started nodding and "uh huh"ing, and came to the realisation that tonight it will be me doing a lot more video watching during workbreaks and between sets. I also have the free 5x5 app.

    Will likely start squats holding a couple of dumbbells, and I saw some smaller barbells for my overhead press and deadlifts. And there you have it.
  • canadianlbs
    canadianlbs Posts: 5,199 Member
    Welp, I manifested it. Totally tried to discourage me from freeweights and kept cattle-prodding me to the machines.

    that really really is irritating. but kind of validating for me, tbh . . . because i had the same thing. from a *woman* who is a trainer, to boot!

    i know it sucks in the first little while, where you feel you don't know enough to be able to write your own lines, and you 'have to' take whatever they're telling you. i had the same experience myself starting out. disappointed too that the classes i took were run by a woman who lifts 'heavy' herself, but wouldn't answer questions about even basic strength standards from the likes of me. i guess i can give her the charity of pretending to think she was worried about my r.a., but when i'm not feeling charitable i don't think much of her.

    see it as dues. like getting through high school, in a way . . . if you're one of the people who detested high school.
    Halfway through I stopped trying, started nodding and "uh huh"ing, and came to the realisation that tonight it will be me doing a lot more video watching during workbreaks and between sets.

    this is what i did as well, although i was mad enough to catch snakes by halfway through session 9 of my 10-session set. in the classes i'd just smile and nod, although it was more like don't-roll-your-eyes-like-a-teenager-and-nod, and then through the rest of the week i'd just go in there and get going to do my own thing.

    i walked out of the last class entirely though, and i'm a liar if i pretend that it didn't feel great. she was just about to start everyone on round two of exactly the same asinine 3-lb-dumbbell routines that we'd all already done, and that's when i realised it wasn't even really 'weight lifting' stuff anymore, and it definitely wasn't the 'core' moves she'd been promising us. it was just jane fonda with itty-bitty little tone-you-up weights. i took her stupid stability ball and shoved it (back on the rack). and then i went and did a lovely half hour of benching and squats all alone, in the freeweights section.

    one thing i bet you'll notice. i bet getting herded AWAY from the freeweights and the compound lifts is probably clarifying your ambiguity about whether or not you're motivated :laugh:
    Will likely start squats holding a couple of dumbbells, and I saw some smaller barbells for my overhead press and deadlifts. And there you have it.

    this is exactly what i did, in between the mostly-pointless classes that i kept going to just because i didn't want to shoot myself in the foot by missing whatever there might be of value in them. and i guess i will say that 10 weeks of preliminary dumbbell work, didn't do me a whole lot of harm. it was enough to make the transition to the big-kid playground and the stronglifts programme much easier.

    keep on truckin' with it. this part is just dues.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Haha! The soreness just kicked in. Did someone use my legs for punching bags? Urgh, and awesome! :bigsmile:

    I was there for 35 minutes for my A workout. Squats with 20lbs about killed me (possible fail on very last rep), but the rest felt almost too easy (30lb chest, 40lb row)...until right now that is. :laugh: I almost feel guilty and bummed that I don't go tonight. I feel can see how this could very well be something I start to look forward to.
  • Mommy23js
    Mommy23js Posts: 31 Member
    Haha! The soreness just kicked in. Did someone use my legs for punching bags? Urgh, and awesome! :bigsmile:

    I was there for 35 minutes for my A workout. Squats with 20lbs about killed me (possible fail on very last rep), but the rest felt almost too easy (30lb chest, 40lb row)...until right now that is. :laugh: I almost feel guilty and bummed that I don't go tonight. I feel can see how this could very well be something I start to look forward to.

    Congrats!!! So intimidating to start, but so liberating to push through anyway!! Have fun!
  • A week in I hope you are still loving it! So cool you dove right in.

    Currently psyching myself to start 5x5.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Going into my second week tonight, and all I can say is: START IT, START IT, START IT! :laugh:

    Between lifting and working a physical job I'm still feeling rather wiped, yet I look forward to going. So much so in fact, I almost feel guilty for not utilising the gym more. My sessions have been running 35-45 minutes so I just round out the hour with some eliptical at the end. I feel like I should be doing cardio there on my off days, but I super hate gym cardio. I suppose I could do some ab work (which I need desperately) but I end up slothing out instead.

    I'm very much looking forward to seeing some real physical progress as well as the numbers. Like seriously, my squats suck and they kill me...and I'm only using 20lbs. :ohwell: Hoping by the time my three month membership is up, that not only will I renew it, but that I'll have some progress pics to contribute.

    I've found the most awkward part for me is the nose picking between sets. Other than that, it's almost too simple (but not easy)!
  • canadianlbs
    canadianlbs Posts: 5,199 Member
    I've found the most awkward part for me is the nose picking between sets. Other than that, it's almost too simple (but not easy)!

    forget between sets . . . between REPS. when you've got a honking great bar balanced across your shoulders, and then you realise . . .

    it's not the boogers so much in my case, it's the hair. i can't wait until mine has grown just that little bit longer so i can get it under severe restraint. i've seriously considered going all pebbles flintstone with at least the stuff that gets into my face tied up on the top of my head.
  • lizafava2
    lizafava2 Posts: 185
    Congrats on getting started!

    You're hilarious and I wish you worked out at my gym. :)

    I think having a physical job is the best motivation for weightlifting. I bet you start noticing a difference in a couple weeks, at most!

    I'm a midwife and the lifting and long hours was really, really hard on me. I remember after a couple months of lifting, I was contemplating a client passing out on the floor of her tiny bathroom and I realized, hey, I could just carry her to the bed. And I did and was fine the next day. Long hours of squatting with women while they push don't phase me at all anymore and I can lift all my crap at 4am after not sleeping for two days with no problem at at. Its just so much better.

    Also, I learned everything I know about powerlifting from this group and youtube and was just told by a powerlifting coach that my form was "pretty much perfect". Pretty soon you'll be schooling that trainer at your gym (in your head).
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    First, thanks so much again for all the positive thoughts, information, and responses. I can still hardly believe I've actually stuck to this for more than a few weeks (7 weeks so far). It really does work! Now... *Griswald family christmas style drumroll* ...on to the current sitch...

    Yays:
    50% less knee crunch

    50% less back boob

    Arms leaner and just peeking some definition during flex

    Feeling of wtfness and nerve induced urination when entering the gym? Gone.

    (Odd one) Skin texture greatly improved. I had the bumpy "gringa chicken skin" (thanks, Mexican co-worker) arms and thighs thing going on, and it's completely gone. The skin there has never been smoother. Cardio alone never did this much to improve things. Anyone else see skin improvement?

    And as embarrassing as my weights still are, I will post them anyhow just so other newbs can see that this program is possible without being able to oly bar at first.
    Squat: then - 20lbs, now - 60lbs (by far my weakest gig)
    Bench: then - 30lbs, now - 70lbs
    Row: then - 30lbs, now - 85lbs
    OHP: then - 20lbs, now - 55lbs
    Deadlift: then - 40lbs, now - 125lbs

    Question time!
    Due to no gym while on vacation, I skipped Friday's A, Monday's B, and will possibly skip tonight's A (not sure yet, but I'm about to drive 7 hours then work for 8 after a party weekend, so it's very likely I wont go - burnoutigus maximus). When I do go, should I start with the workout I was to do next, or the one I would be on for that day? Should I drop down the weight a tad, say by 5lbs or so, or just go for what I was on and see if I can? In the past, had I stopped any program for this long, I'd be done entirely, but I'm actually looking forward to hitting things up again. Huzzah!