How long do you wait before you fart in front of a new SO?
__drmerc__
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mmmmmm maybe 2 weeks ain't no one got time for dat
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I think there needs to be a male and female category here.
As long as I do my due diligence on a test fire, I'll fire one off right away. I may massage a bit so it doesn't come out with trumpets playing though.0 -
I'm still holding out.0
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I'm still holding out.
me too.0 -
Three months. If we make it that long, I just pretty much reveal all of my flaws and habits.0
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I do it when we meet. If she stays, it was meant to be. If she runs, I can get to the next slore quicker.0
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ASAP. It can be a deal breaker, so better to get it over with.0
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WTH show them the cards (or farts) you are holding day 1 of offical SO status0
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The first time I intentionally farted around IPA was just last month... so.... 10 months.
That being said, I fart in my sleep, so who knows the first time he heard a fart.0 -
I was with the guy four years, only farted in front of him once. I was giving birth at the time, so I had bigger worries.0
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That being said, I fart in my sleep, so who knows the first time he heard a fart.
^this. so it's already done and done.
Intentional farts? mmmmm with the guy I'm dating, it's probably going to be a while.0 -
Never.0
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I fart in my sleep, so I think it was 3 months. He told me the ext morning and said he thought it was adorable.
Marriage and 2 kids later, I still get up and leave the room.0 -
I didn't. He got it in the car right up front. If he can't take it...GTFO0
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I do it now and since I do it quietly, I blame the cat.0
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I fart in my sleep, so I think it was 3 months. He told me the ext morning and said he thought it was adorable.
Marriage and 2 kids later, I still get up and leave the room.
I will continue to try to not fart in front of him... It became hysterical for my ex to get IN the car with me and then fart. And he reeked. It literally pissed me off and disgusted me, so I divorced him.0 -
I really let it rip when I'm sleeping and not cute little girly farts either...I don't currently have an SO (maybe this is why lol) but when I'm dating someone and we have our first sleepover, he will most likely be initiated into my thunder during that time. :blushing:0
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I waited a couple of months. In would actually leave the bedroom, go down the hall to the bathroom, and cut loose. Which, in retrospect, was stupid because it was all hard surface between here and there so im sure it amplified the sound. Now, I think we pretty regularly fart on each other. But never during oral.0
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Girls fart? I'm calling BS on that one0
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Never. But now I wonder if I fart in my sleep. I didn't know it was so common.0
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I don't believe this is something I have ever kept track of.0