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How long do you wait before you fart in front of a new SO?

__drmerc__
__drmerc__ Posts: 722 Member
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mmmmmm maybe 2 weeks ain't no one got time for dat
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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I think there needs to be a male and female category here.

    As long as I do my due diligence on a test fire, I'll fire one off right away. I may massage a bit so it doesn't come out with trumpets playing though.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I'm still holding out.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I'm still holding out.

    me too.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Three months. If we make it that long, I just pretty much reveal all of my flaws and habits.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I do it when we meet. If she stays, it was meant to be. If she runs, I can get to the next slore quicker.
  • RabbitLost
    RabbitLost Posts: 333 Member
    ASAP. It can be a deal breaker, so better to get it over with.
  • ink_b1tch
    ink_b1tch Posts: 101
    WTH show them the cards (or farts) you are holding day 1 of offical SO status
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    The first time I intentionally farted around IPA was just last month... so.... 10 months.


    That being said, I fart in my sleep, so who knows the first time he heard a fart.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    I was with the guy four years, only farted in front of him once. I was giving birth at the time, so I had bigger worries.
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member


    That being said, I fart in my sleep, so who knows the first time he heard a fart.


    ^this. so it's already done and done.

    Intentional farts? mmmmm with the guy I'm dating, it's probably going to be a while.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Never.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    I fart in my sleep, so I think it was 3 months. He told me the ext morning and said he thought it was adorable.

    Marriage and 2 kids later, I still get up and leave the room.
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    I didn't. He got it in the car right up front. If he can't take it...GTFO
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I do it now and since I do it quietly, I blame the cat.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I fart in my sleep, so I think it was 3 months. He told me the ext morning and said he thought it was adorable.

    Marriage and 2 kids later, I still get up and leave the room.

    I will continue to try to not fart in front of him... It became hysterical for my ex to get IN the car with me and then fart. And he reeked. It literally pissed me off and disgusted me, so I divorced him.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    I really let it rip when I'm sleeping and not cute little girly farts either...I don't currently have an SO (maybe this is why lol) but when I'm dating someone and we have our first sleepover, he will most likely be initiated into my thunder during that time. :blushing:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I waited a couple of months. In would actually leave the bedroom, go down the hall to the bathroom, and cut loose. Which, in retrospect, was stupid because it was all hard surface between here and there so im sure it amplified the sound. Now, I think we pretty regularly fart on each other. But never during oral.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Girls fart? I'm calling BS on that one
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    Never. But now I wonder if I fart in my sleep. I didn't know it was so common.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I don't believe this is something I have ever kept track of.
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,012 Member
    Never.
    If I know one is coming on, I leave the room.
    Always (even after 16 years of being together).
    Of course there are those that slip and can't be helped, but I've never knowingly farted in front of my SO.
    He cannot say the same.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I waited a couple of months. In would actually leave the bedroom, go down the hall to the bathroom, and cut loose. Which, in retrospect, was stupid because it was all hard surface between here and there so im sure it amplified the sound. Now, I think we pretty regularly fart on each other. But never during oral.

    You're a good man. :flowerforyou: But there's nothing sexy about laughing hysterically because you're trying to hold in a fart while he's down there. Oh, and to answer the OP, I usually do it in my sleep first, then he thinks it's ok to let loose, so from then on, it's ON.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    Mine waited precisely three dates. Thankfully he hasn't had any super smelly ones. There was one night where I woke up to a pretty foul smell after a very meat heavy dinner. Not sure if that was him or me though... I try to clear myself out of the room so that I don't clear everyone else from it, lol.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I fart in my sleep, so I think it was 3 months. He told me the ext morning and said he thought it was adorable.

    Marriage and 2 kids later, I still get up and leave the room.
    I'm with you. I don't like admitting I do it at all, even to strangers. He does it like it's a contest, though. And then giggles.

    Obviously, after nearly a decade living in the same house, it happens -- but not if I can avoid it. Ugh.
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
    I avoid as much as i can. I cover it up or push him away to save him from the after effects. I am nice like that :smokin:
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    nope... time's still not right.
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  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    nope... time's still not right.

    Married 19+ years. I finally let one rip a few weeks ago. I will generally hold it in until I turn green

    Farting on/at others is just...eeeeew. My wife has no such reservations, however.

    My friend's husband is like that. Neither one of them break wind around the other (unless accidentally).

    Probably a good thing that I was raised in a house full of males. Any guy I even dated long term proudly farted in my presence.
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    ^^^ I say that very thing about my daughter! :laugh:

    If I knew a guy didn't like that, I wouldn't fart in front of him, but if he's gonna hit me with his stink bombs, I'm shooting back. :drinker:

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