How long do you wait before you fart in front of a new SO?
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Never.
If I know one is coming on, I leave the room.
Always (even after 16 years of being together).
Of course there are those that slip and can't be helped, but I've never knowingly farted in front of my SO.
He cannot say the same.0 -
I waited a couple of months. In would actually leave the bedroom, go down the hall to the bathroom, and cut loose. Which, in retrospect, was stupid because it was all hard surface between here and there so im sure it amplified the sound. Now, I think we pretty regularly fart on each other. But never during oral.
You're a good man. :flowerforyou: But there's nothing sexy about laughing hysterically because you're trying to hold in a fart while he's down there. Oh, and to answer the OP, I usually do it in my sleep first, then he thinks it's ok to let loose, so from then on, it's ON.0 -
Mine waited precisely three dates. Thankfully he hasn't had any super smelly ones. There was one night where I woke up to a pretty foul smell after a very meat heavy dinner. Not sure if that was him or me though... I try to clear myself out of the room so that I don't clear everyone else from it, lol.0
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I'm with you. I don't like admitting I do it at all, even to strangers. He does it like it's a contest, though. And then giggles.I fart in my sleep, so I think it was 3 months. He told me the ext morning and said he thought it was adorable.
Marriage and 2 kids later, I still get up and leave the room.
Obviously, after nearly a decade living in the same house, it happens -- but not if I can avoid it. Ugh.0 -
I avoid as much as i can. I cover it up or push him away to save him from the after effects. I am nice like that :smokin:0
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nope... time's still not right.0 -
nope... time's still not right.
Married 19+ years. I finally let one rip a few weeks ago. I will generally hold it in until I turn green
Farting on/at others is just...eeeeew. My wife has no such reservations, however.
My friend's husband is like that. Neither one of them break wind around the other (unless accidentally).
Probably a good thing that I was raised in a house full of males. Any guy I even dated long term proudly farted in my presence.0 -
^^^ I say that very thing about my daughter! :laugh:
If I knew a guy didn't like that, I wouldn't fart in front of him, but if he's gonna hit me with his stink bombs, I'm shooting back. :drinker:0 -
Mine rarely stink, but when they do, man are they lethal. I consider them vengeance for the constant parade of flatulence that is my husband, unless it's one of his sour milk ones, those are just wrong! :sick:0
