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Penis size or bank account?

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited March 5 in Social Groups
Equivalent thread for the bitches
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  • baba_helly
    baba_helly Posts: 810 Member
    bank account, I do a lot of kegels
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Why not both?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    That's what I said about the other thread
  • _Stardust_
    _Stardust_ Posts: 124 Member
    Personality > Enthusiasm/Creativity > Bank account > Penis size

    Yes, I do care more about your money than your penis. I've dated too many broke *kitten* mother ****ers.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    How about financially stable and actually wants to have sex with me? I could go for that.
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  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    How about financially stable and actually wants to have sex with me? I could go for that.

    I win.

    Oh, wait.

    I'm ineligible. :sad:

    Oh, you're not financially stable? Shame.
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  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    How about financially stable and actually wants to have sex with me? I could go for that.

    I win.

    Oh, wait.

    I'm ineligible. :sad:

    Oh, you're not financially stable? Shame.

    NO. :angry:


    Two more guesses then. :flowerforyou:

    No need. We both know. :p
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    3 for bank account and zero for teh ****.

    1 person wanted both.

    I think the votes are trending strongly in favor of...

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  • _Stardust_
    _Stardust_ Posts: 124 Member
    How about financially stable and actually wants to have sex with me? I could go for that.

    Bravo.
  • cakebatter07
    cakebatter07 Posts: 814 Member
    I don't want no mediocre :flowerforyou:
  • TheSnarkasticSkyscraper
    TheSnarkasticSkyscraper Posts: 176 Member
    This a hard choice. Well, at least I hope that it will be hard.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Mediocre on both ends of that spectrum. Dammit.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    How about financially stable and actually wants to have sex with me? I could go for that.

    Too demanding. Would not bang.
  • ink_b1tch
    ink_b1tch Posts: 101
    If he has money then he can afford to buy you lots of vibes! Or penis enhancement for himself! If you broke...you broke!
  • da_bears1008
    da_bears1008 Posts: 354
    This video (6 minutes long) teaches everyone about the Crazy/Hot factors in women, and the Hot/Rich factors in men. Very educational. Everyone that is searching for a significant other should watch it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GksKvr4I-2M
  • TheSnarkasticSkyscraper
    TheSnarkasticSkyscraper Posts: 176 Member
    Okay. If I can't have both in one man, then I will have a Sugar Daddy with a large bank account and a lover with a large peen.

    That'll do.
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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Financial stability is for the risk adverse.
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    Show me the money baby !!!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    How about financially stable and actually wants to have sex with me? I could go for that.

    IN!!

    (can you feel it? It's small)
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I had one, but never the other, and now I have neither.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    How about financially stable and actually wants to have sex with me? I could go for that.

    *raises hand* well at least one hand. :wink:
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    You can always get money.....
    Although right now I'd go for must have a functioning p[/i]enis, fu[/i]ck]ing lowered expectations

    ETA: functioning;)
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    lowered expectations

    Hi :flowerforyou:


    :laugh: Just kidding.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Show me the money baby !!!

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    You can always get money.....
    Although right now I'd go for must have a functioning p[/i]enis, fu[/i]ck]ing lowered expectations

    ETA: functioning;)

    Hi:love::flowerforyou: :smooched: :blushing: :flowerforyou:
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    It's not the size, it's how you use it. For both.
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