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Calculating BMI with penises

__drmerc__
__drmerc__ Posts: 722 Member
How do I do this? There has to be a male equivalence

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  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,012 Member
    Thankfully, you've come to the right place for advice!!

    *grabs popcorn and waits for said advice to come rolling in*
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    *sits next to Marnie*
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Thankfully, you've come to the right place for advice!!

    *grabs popcorn and waits for said advice to come rolling in*

    Is it girth divided by length? Does "heft" play a factor? *awaits Marnie's expert opinion*
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    it may be short but it's dense

    Depends on how much is actually fat. Lemme feel it.
  • MacInCali
    MacInCali Posts: 1,012 Member
    Thankfully, you've come to the right place for advice!!

    *grabs popcorn and waits for said advice to come rolling in*

    Is it girth divided by length? Does "heft" play a factor? *awaits Marnie's expert opinion*

    How the hell am ~I~ the expert, I haven't even ~seen~ a penis in over 6 months!!!

    Omg ... I haven't even seen a penis in over 6 months ... :sad:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Thankfully, you've come to the right place for advice!!

    *grabs popcorn and waits for said advice to come rolling in*

    Is it girth divided by length? Does "heft" play a factor? *awaits Marnie's expert opinion*

    How the hell am ~I~ the expert, I haven't even ~seen~ a penis in over 6 months!!!

    Omg ... I haven't even seen a penis in over 6 months ... :sad:

    You don't have to ask twice. Junk, SENT!
  • heatherloveslifting
    heatherloveslifting Posts: 1,428 Member
    Perhaps determine the volume of water it displaces?
  • JustFindingMe
    JustFindingMe Posts: 390 Member
    Is there such a thing as a penis that's TOO fat?
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