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davebarron
davebarron Posts: 30
edited November 13 in Social Groups
"Today I'm going to 'redefine' lunch by giving it to people who never had lunch before." - Panti Bliss

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  • peacehawk
    peacehawk Posts: 421 Member
    A piece of celey walks into a bar. A second one follows behind. The first one leaves the bar and goes into a cafe. The second one shows up there a short time later. What does the first piece of celery say to the second one?



    A: "Are you stalking me?"
  • GhostriderMav
    GhostriderMav Posts: 308 Member


    The family of tomatoes
    A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

  • jazzine1
    jazzine1 Posts: 280 Member
    Q: What do you call two banana peels?

    A: A pair of slippers.
  • wikpix
    wikpix Posts: 31 Member
    the watermelon says to the rockmelon 'let's run away and get married'
    The rockmelon says 'i'm sorry, but I canteloupe'
  • Nerketa
    Nerketa Posts: 3 Member
    :D
  • DomieCarrasco
    DomieCarrasco Posts: 53 Member
    Alright, let me tell you a good pizza joke.

    Wait, it might be a little to cheeeesy for some of y'all.

    ......

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