Ever been attacked by a goose????

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lporter229
lporter229 Posts: 4,907 Member
I am telling this story mostly because it's funny, but also curious if anyone else has had something similar happen to them.

This time of year, the geese are everywhere I run. Today on my run I was at the corner of a busy intersection in front of a shopping center and I passed a goose sitting in the grass (nesting, I assume). She squaked a little as I ran by, then the next thing I know, she was on my head flapping about and spraying crap all over me. At first I thought it was poop, but it was just some clear liquid. Totally nasty. I almost cut my run short and went back to my car because of it, but at that point there wasn't much I could do, so I just trekked on. I am sure the hundreds of passengers in the cars going by got a good laugh, however, and I may have to burn my shirt so I don't get some disease.

What is your most embarrassing running story?

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  • Curtruns
    Curtruns Posts: 510 Member
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    chased by many a dog, but a goose is a better story. I think my funniest is a mistake I made by having ice cream and milk about an hour before a 7 mile run. Lets just say that 5 miles in I had to run off into the bush. What made it particularly bad was it was only about 20F outside and the wind was howling. My clothes got a bit of it too and my "man parts" suffered a bit from the wind exposure :p It was an uncomfortable final two miles.
  • lishie_rebooted
    lishie_rebooted Posts: 2,973 Member
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    Can mine be breaking my leg running? Lol

    I was almost hit by an unopened beer can one day. And the Next day almost hit by a Hummer H2
  • helsch007
    helsch007 Posts: 9 Member
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    UK is more of a dog infested country. I was once tripped up by a Schnauzer and wrecked my Withings Pulse when landing on it as I kept it in my backpocket for rain protection. Lovely little old ladies though who owned the beast. Once I got up it came at me again.

    I will look out for them low flying geese when running in our bird reservation. Hope it'll be a pink footed one and I can start a big year with it.
  • kristinegift
    kristinegift Posts: 2,406 Member
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    Your goose story is literally one of my biggest on-the-run fears. I loathe geese, and am terrified of being attacked/bit by one. They're so aggressive during babies season!

    My most embarassing running story: last fall when I first moved to NJ, I was out on a 6 mile am run and didn't get a chance to #2 beforehand. I spent two miles in walk-run agony because I really, really had to go. Finally I happened upon a well-placed port-o-potty on the soccer field of an elementary school, which I shamelessly used as all the kids were being dropped off for school.
  • jturnerx
    jturnerx Posts: 325 Member
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    I've had a few close calls with wild turkeys. You don't realize how big and fast these guys are until one comes charging at you.
  • jchite84
    jchite84 Posts: 467 Member
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    Lots of dog encounters of course. I got stamped at by a buck once on a trail run, and I almost peed myself. I actually hit a goose once on a swim. It was very early in the morning and they were giving zero f**ks about the guy swimming. I figured that they would just move out of my way, but I miscalculated their lack of f**cks. So I was swimming along and ended up smacking one right in the back. After what seemed like an eternity of screaming, squawking, kicking, and splashing it flew away, and I'm pretty sure I peed myself in the middle of the altercation.
  • 99clmsntgr
    99clmsntgr Posts: 777 Member
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    Never geese. And the dogs I've encountered on my runs are usually restrained by good fences (thanks, good neighbors!). Only two things have stopped me dead in my tracks when running or preparing to run.

    First, on a family vacation in Gatlinburg, I decided to hit one of the trails early in the morning, before the wife and kids were awake. Head out the cabin door, lock it behind me, walk around the back of my car... Bear. Sitting at the front of my car, playing with the trash can locker I had parked in front of. Almost needed clean pants. I started taking slow steps backward, he looked at me, sniffed and scampered off into the woods. Still went on the run o:)

    When I was living in Florida, there was a long route I liked that ran me past a couple retention ponds and the like. One early morning while I was out and about I came around a bend in the path and there were three sand hill cranes. A mama, a papa and a little one. Mama crane spread her wings out wide and made that stupid squawking noise the cranes make. Stopped dead in my tracks. Cranes with their young tend to be aggressive. And they stand at eye-height to a man. And that beak just looks like it could take my eye if it really wanted to. Let's just say I found another path to get around the pond.
  • lporter229
    lporter229 Posts: 4,907 Member
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    These are all great stories. jchite84, you goose story had me laughing out loud. I have had multiple encounters with dogs, including being knocked over by a boxer and having a "friend" in my neighborhood that routinely runs along side me until I escort him home. I have had a near collision with a doe and I have also had a near heart attack when I encountered a snake that I thought was a tree branch until it started moving when I went to straddle it. But, lishie, I have never broken my leg, so I think you win the prize there. Hope you recover soon!
  • GBrady43068
    GBrady43068 Posts: 1,256 Member
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    LOL

    No geese but I tend to run at night so I had to "swerve" quickly because the cat I thought I saw while running that was close to me turned out to be a raccoon and I thought it best to give him a wide berth..no desire to get rabies :p
  • Colorado_Joni
    Colorado_Joni Posts: 25 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Oooo, geese are so terrifying. A few months ago, I was on an out-and-back trail run with my dog. On the way out, we were narrowly attacked by a dog, who had jumped over a fence. The whole rest of the run I was super worried about what we would do on the way back. About half a mile from the house where the dog lived, I found a good sized stick that I planned to use to fend off the dog should it come at us again. About 30 seconds later, I tripped, face-planted, and impaled my hand with the stick. Nothing crazy requiring a doctors visit, but plenty of blood. And of course when we got to the house, the dog was gone...go figure.
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
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    I once came around the corner on a trail in the Santa Cruz Mountains, just north of San Jose, and spooked a small deer that was right next to the trail. It bounded off quickly. And then, when I got near to the spot on the trail where the deer had been, I caught some movement out of the corner of my eye. It unnerved me a bit so I kept running for a bit before I turned around and looked back. But when I did, I saw a mountain lion up on the slope above the trail. I must have passed within 20 feet of her (him).
    I think I saved that deer's life!
  • Roxiegirl2008
    Roxiegirl2008 Posts: 756 Member
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    I am afraid of bird, geese, ducks...really most things with feathers. I would say I might would have crapped my pants if that happened to me.

    The only really embarrassing thing that happened to me is tripping over my own feet and face planting in the middle of a busy trail. Yes I am sure everyone saw because I was also singing out loud. I guess I zoned out.
  • kozinskey
    kozinskey Posts: 176 Member
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    No wildlife stories (yet) but I do give geese a very wide berth. My worst running story was the time I was training for a marathon while I was in law school, and was so busy during the week before my 17-miler that I lived on very spicy Indian food leftovers for the three days before the run. I bet you can all imagine exactly how well that run went....
  • jessspurr
    jessspurr Posts: 258 Member
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    I recently discovered my best friend is the goose-whisperer. We were walking in a park and there were geese everywhere and some of them seemed a little mean. As we were walking past one it started to approach us in a hostile way. My friend turned to it, looked it in the eye and shamed it! She said firmly with her finger pointed at it- "NO!" and "You just STOP IT" "NO!" and then we continued walking. The goose did not continue approaching us. I was amazed. Not sure if I would have the guts to look a goose directly in the eyes though. I can't say that is a tactic that would work on every goose or if my friend is just amazing.