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kapeluza
kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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The entire script to Skies of Arcadia Legends.

Great game but every single line is complete cheese ball.


This guy is awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=R_bx_9QYt7k
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  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    A great majority of Obscure: The Aftermath's dialogue is ridiculous. I'd say that one of my favorite lines is:

    "My baby! They crashed, My baby!"

    Mind you the entire campus has been taken over by these weird creatures--- few of which attacked this character just a short while ago.. and he's still thinking about his car.
  • joehempel
    joehempel Posts: 1,761 Member
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    Final Fantasy IV:


    You Spoony Bard!

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  • Mixmode
    Mixmode Posts: 332
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    "All your base are belong to us" ??? :laugh:
  • Paraflier17
    Paraflier17 Posts: 70
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    Final Fantasy IV:


    You Spoony Bard!

    180px-FF4-SpoonyBard.png

    #1 Quote in video game history. Hands down. lol
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
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    Piston Honda: I'll give you a TKO from Tokyo.

    From Mike Tyson's punch out.
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uItMxuwl95A


    every damn moment of the GOAT in FO3

    My bf, me, and my brother all still say "OH NO!" just like he does about the arm growing out of his stomach
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hrk7BBwvTQ

    No...No he's not Okay..
  • david581c
    david581c Posts: 337
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    *shoots someone with an arrow in skyrim and then hides in the darkness*

    "Huh? you're mine! where'd he go? *puts away weapon* guess it must be my mind playin tricks on me"




    my favorite has to be Revolution X, a game feat. Aerosmith and terrorists stealing their car.
    "it's up to you now, find our car and stop the new order"
    - Steven Tyler in the game, post car stealing.


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  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
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    Jill Valentine. Walk out the door, round the corner, see a zombie eating someone, kills it, walks back in the room, and says: "Something's not right here!".

    Well no **** sherlock!

    And as for barry saying "You were nearly a gerbil sandwich"...

    Also, from Alundra: " "Bonaire is such a delicious hunk of man-beef! But he's more interested in the tidal swells than the rise and fall of my heaving bosom...sigh"
  • Saruman_w
    Saruman_w Posts: 1,531 Member
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    sorry_im_dead.png
  • AmberXenon
    AmberXenon Posts: 118 Member
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    Jill Valentine. Walk out the door, round the corner, see a zombie eating someone, kills it, walks back in the room, and says: "Something's not right here!".

    Well no **** sherlock!

    And as for barry saying "You were nearly a gerbil sandwich"...

    Also, from Alundra: " "Bonaire is such a delicious hunk of man-beef! But he's more interested in the tidal swells than the rise and fall of my heaving bosom...sigh"

    Alundra! :D What an awesome freaking game.
  • Saruman_w
    Saruman_w Posts: 1,531 Member
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    YOU'RE_WINNER_trophy.jpg
  • NerdyXX
    NerdyXX Posts: 28
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    YOU'RE_WINNER_trophy.jpg

    YOU ARE WINNER !

    The space before the ! is the most important part of that.
  • ajbeans
    ajbeans Posts: 2,857 Member
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    Doesn't really count I suppose since we told the character to say "balls" as his catchphrase, but one of our little animal neighbors in Animal Crossing goes around saying, "Yo balls! What's the haps, cupcake?" It's our new favorite greeting around here.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
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    This never fails to crack me up, and has become a game-wide joke:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS_6GQQUyWQ
  • Saruman_w
    Saruman_w Posts: 1,531 Member
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  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
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    This never fails to crack me up, and has become a game-wide joke:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS_6GQQUyWQ

    Wow, talk about frame rate issues!
  • Mixmode
    Mixmode Posts: 332
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    LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
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    This never fails to crack me up, and has become a game-wide joke:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS_6GQQUyWQ

    Wow, talk about frame rate issues!

    Yeah that's the best video of it I could find, and I don't think it's as funny without the video/context.
  • xMedullaOblongatax
    xMedullaOblongatax Posts: 136
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    In GTA4, when you run over random pedestrians, sometimes one of them yells "CHEESY VAGINA!"

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