If Santa Claus were real...

13519485
13519485 Posts: 264 Member
edited October 2024 in Social Groups
If Santa Claus were real and you knew you would get exactly what you want, what would you ask for?

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  • 13519485
    13519485 Posts: 264 Member
    I'd ask for omniscience. lol :happy:
  • david581c
    david581c Posts: 337 Member
    but then life wouldn't be full of surprises!

    h'mmm

    maybe id wish for...
    **** this just gets depressing the more I think of what I really want.

    how about a talking Cat that makes quick quips on life that are hilarious though bolstering?
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Don't be stupid. Monkey army. What else would a person ask for?
  • david581c
    david581c Posts: 337 Member
    would the monkey arm include the monkey paw? which leads to 5 wishes?
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    No armY. An army of monkeys.

    Not specifically all combat trained. There also need to be monkey butlers and monkeys on roller skates. Just a general large number of monkeys trained to follow my commands.
  • xLyric
    xLyric Posts: 840 Member
    Fujitsu T901 and a full ride scholarship (plus boarding) at the college I'm going to transfer to. :drinker: And a cruise where I can see dolphins and whales because as long as Santa's asking, why the hell not? :bigsmile:
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    Wait? What? Santa's not real???? :sad:
  • krystonite
    krystonite Posts: 553 Member
    Equality.

    Can Santa deliver that under a tree? If not, then I'll take a bundt cake pan.
  • ResilientWoman
    ResilientWoman Posts: 440 Member
    A way for both my gf and I to live in the same town, preferably the same house and still meet the special needs of our amazing daughters. Hers has mild autism and attends a school that *FINALLY* meets her needs. Her daughter is 15. I finally found a way to make a living and a beautiful life after two decades of disability and despair and no family support, but it keeps my daughter, age 6, and I here in Seattle. I am looking to grow over time into my new personal training/life coaching business operating in 3 cities: New Orleans, where all of my biological family are - they are good for my daughter. Seattle, where we live now and my target market is abundant. Victoria, BC, Canada, where my gf and her daughter live.

    This will take a bit of time to accomplish on my own but if Santa were willing, I'd ask him for 10 clients in each city starting tomorrow. This would enable me to be with all those I love frequently through the year and live with the woman I love.

    We met online from two different countries. We travel back and forth but right now, I don't have a car and she can't get away for very long at one time.

    At least we have each other. That is a lot!
  • LabRat529
    LabRat529 Posts: 1,323 Member
    A cancer-free liver for my puppy dog and a boss that actually does what he says he's going to do.
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    Less complicated life? eh.... ill take an unlimited supply of shoes...
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