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kapeluza
kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
edited October 2024 in Social Groups
The entire script to Skies of Arcadia Legends.

Great game but every single line is complete cheese ball.


This guy is awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=R_bx_9QYt7k
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  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    A great majority of Obscure: The Aftermath's dialogue is ridiculous. I'd say that one of my favorite lines is:

    "My baby! They crashed, My baby!"

    Mind you the entire campus has been taken over by these weird creatures--- few of which attacked this character just a short while ago.. and he's still thinking about his car.
  • joehempel
    joehempel Posts: 1,543 Member
    Final Fantasy IV:


    You Spoony Bard!

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  • Mixmode
    Mixmode Posts: 332
    "All your base are belong to us" ??? :laugh:
  • Paraflier17
    Paraflier17 Posts: 70
    Final Fantasy IV:


    You Spoony Bard!

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    #1 Quote in video game history. Hands down. lol
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Piston Honda: I'll give you a TKO from Tokyo.

    From Mike Tyson's punch out.
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uItMxuwl95A


    every damn moment of the GOAT in FO3

    My bf, me, and my brother all still say "OH NO!" just like he does about the arm growing out of his stomach
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hrk7BBwvTQ

    No...No he's not Okay..
  • david581c
    david581c Posts: 337
    *shoots someone with an arrow in skyrim and then hides in the darkness*

    "Huh? you're mine! where'd he go? *puts away weapon* guess it must be my mind playin tricks on me"




    my favorite has to be Revolution X, a game feat. Aerosmith and terrorists stealing their car.
    "it's up to you now, find our car and stop the new order"
    - Steven Tyler in the game, post car stealing.


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  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
    Jill Valentine. Walk out the door, round the corner, see a zombie eating someone, kills it, walks back in the room, and says: "Something's not right here!".

    Well no **** sherlock!

    And as for barry saying "You were nearly a gerbil sandwich"...

    Also, from Alundra: " "Bonaire is such a delicious hunk of man-beef! But he's more interested in the tidal swells than the rise and fall of my heaving bosom...sigh"
  • Saruman_w
    Saruman_w Posts: 1,531 Member
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  • AmberXenon
    AmberXenon Posts: 118 Member
    Jill Valentine. Walk out the door, round the corner, see a zombie eating someone, kills it, walks back in the room, and says: "Something's not right here!".

    Well no **** sherlock!

    And as for barry saying "You were nearly a gerbil sandwich"...

    Also, from Alundra: " "Bonaire is such a delicious hunk of man-beef! But he's more interested in the tidal swells than the rise and fall of my heaving bosom...sigh"

    Alundra! :D What an awesome freaking game.
  • Saruman_w
    Saruman_w Posts: 1,531 Member
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  • NerdyXX
    NerdyXX Posts: 28
    YOU'RE_WINNER_trophy.jpg

    YOU ARE WINNER !

    The space before the ! is the most important part of that.
  • ajbeans
    ajbeans Posts: 2,857 Member
    Doesn't really count I suppose since we told the character to say "balls" as his catchphrase, but one of our little animal neighbors in Animal Crossing goes around saying, "Yo balls! What's the haps, cupcake?" It's our new favorite greeting around here.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    This never fails to crack me up, and has become a game-wide joke:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS_6GQQUyWQ
  • Saruman_w
    Saruman_w Posts: 1,531 Member
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  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
    This never fails to crack me up, and has become a game-wide joke:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS_6GQQUyWQ

    Wow, talk about frame rate issues!
  • Mixmode
    Mixmode Posts: 332
    LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    This never fails to crack me up, and has become a game-wide joke:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS_6GQQUyWQ

    Wow, talk about frame rate issues!

    Yeah that's the best video of it I could find, and I don't think it's as funny without the video/context.
  • xMedullaOblongatax
    xMedullaOblongatax Posts: 136
    In GTA4, when you run over random pedestrians, sometimes one of them yells "CHEESY VAGINA!"
  • adamtall
    adamtall Posts: 275 Member
    ALL YOUR BASE ALL BELONG TO US

    i expected more from you guys lol :)
  • Merc71
    Merc71 Posts: 412 Member
    NEW TOYS? FOR ME? OH, I HOPE I DON'T BREAK THEM THIS TIME.....

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!

    I GUESS IT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY.......
  • shady81x
    shady81x Posts: 290
    NEW TOYS? FOR ME? OH, I HOPE I DON'T BREAK THEM THIS TIME.....

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!

    I GUESS IT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY.......

    I think I broke it : sad:

    " _________ was merely a setback." <-- I hear something like this frm another recurring boss, I'm gonna smack someone :grumble:
  • Sophiepoo
    Sophiepoo Posts: 264 Member
    LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    HAHA, my partner only just showed me this video about a month ago on youtube!
  • Mixmode
    Mixmode Posts: 332
    ALL YOUR BASE ALL BELONG TO US

    i expected more from you guys lol :)

    I already posted that earlier in the thread. ;)
    "All your base are belong to us" ??? :laugh:
  • HURLEYX3RO
    HURLEYX3RO Posts: 269
    "If you didn't want your *kitten* shot off you shouldn't have stuck it out so far!" - Sgt Johnson Halo
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Every line from House of the dead Overkill lol...... I dont know if it was Samual L Jacksons voice or not but he sure sounded like him from pulp fiction. "Mother Fu#$en Zombies lol:drinker:
  • Aeliyah
    Aeliyah Posts: 247
    NEW TOYS? FOR ME? OH, I HOPE I DON'T BREAK THEM THIS TIME.....

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!

    I GUESS IT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY.......

    I always turned my game sounds back on for this fight!! :laugh:
  • adamtall
    adamtall Posts: 275 Member
    ALL YOUR BASE ALL BELONG TO US

    i expected more from you guys lol :)

    I already posted that earlier in the thread. ;)
    "All your base are belong to us" ??? :laugh:

    opps must of missed that one :) sorry buddy
  • MikeSEA
    MikeSEA Posts: 1,074 Member
    NEW TOYS? FOR ME? OH, I HOPE I DON'T BREAK THEM THIS TIME.....

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!

    I GUESS IT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY.......

    I always turned my game sounds back on for this fight!! :laugh:

    I turned my sound off for that fight just because it creeped me out that much.

    "I enjoy assassinating assassins. They always seems so surprised."
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