We are pleased to announce that as of March 4, 2025, an updated Rich Text Editor has been introduced in the MyFitnessPal Community. To learn more about the changes, please click here. We look forward to sharing this new feature with you!
Coffee
Railr0aderTony
Posts: 6,803 Member
Brew Humor: Why Coffee Is Better Than Women...
A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
You can always get fresh coffee.
You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it’ll be hot when you get back.
No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
Your coffee doesn’t talk to you.
Coffee doesn’t care what kind of mood you’re in.
Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
Coffee doesn’t take up half your bed.
Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
Your coffee won’t be jealous of a larger cup.
A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
You can always get fresh coffee.
You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it’ll be hot when you get back.
No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
Your coffee doesn’t talk to you.
Coffee doesn’t care what kind of mood you’re in.
Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
Coffee doesn’t take up half your bed.
Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
Your coffee won’t be jealous of a larger cup.
1
Replies
-
Coffee won't question you when you come home late smelling like French roast.0
-
Coffee doesn't have a time of the month...it's good all the time.0
-
always ready for a coffee...
1 -
All I got to say on this can be said better by David Allan Coe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3zV4F2rOP8 0
This discussion has been closed.