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JGT2004
JGT2004 Posts: 231 Member
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I don't know if every one has been eating their Wheaties lately or what but my inbox on POF has exploded the last couple days. In these I saw one of the 1st truely out there profiles..... so of course I thought I would share:

"About Me:

i work at allups in stephenville am maintace at allups i sweep trash on the ground and was pumps and bag ice and i live in stephenville and i drive a dodge caibler am lookin for girls with kids and i loved kids and date people oh smoke and non smokes and girls with big boobs am lookin for girls really biggest boobs real bigest booobs women i lookin for

First Date:
walked the park dinner or movies and lay in the grass and watched the stars"

I left the spelling and punctuation as it was. Couldn't stand to give myself a headache trying to fix it all! And his message to me was a super original "Hi". Thats it. Should I really believe there are girls that would give him the time of day with that message and profile???

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  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    he sounds like a winner :laugh:

    better snatch that one up..

    i'm going with creepy perv
  • flimflamfloz
    flimflamfloz Posts: 1,980 Member
    Crack addict who will kidnap the kids and ask for a ransom? No other logical explanation.
  • jjjohnson31
    jjjohnson31 Posts: 108 Member
    Reads like he is having a Rain Man moment with the girls with big boobs. Yet, I'll bet he has better luck with the ladies than I do...
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    Wacko IMO.

    What's going on with the bad grammar? Could that explain why he works at Allsup's. Allsup's is a brand of convenience stores for those not in the know on the c-store scene.
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    Yeah, but where is he from?

    :)
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Don`t discount that it could be just an *kitten* or group who are on their sending crazy messages just for "fun" to see what reaction they get.
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    Look up Bobby Butronics on youtube....sounds like it's his profile. :laugh:
  • AnnaPixie
    AnnaPixie Posts: 7,439 Member
    WTF :laugh:

    I go for a retard. Who actually gives their work address on a dating site?

    I'm less worried about him liking big boobs and loving kids, at least that's kinda normal (in a non peado way obviously)......:laugh:
  • mznisaelaine
    mznisaelaine Posts: 2,262 Member
    :noway:
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
    WTF :laugh:

    I go for a retard. Who actually gives their work address on a dating site?

    I'm less worried about him liking big boobs and loving kids, at least that's kinda normal (in a non peado way obviously)......:laugh:

    I found his profile on Google. I would go with "retard" as well and now almost feel bad for making fun of him.
  • Nerple
    Nerple Posts: 1,291 Member
    he sounds like a winner :laugh:

    better snatch that one up..

    i'm going with creepy perv

    totally
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    has pencil..............what's his profile name?? (sound familiar:laugh: )
  • Saruman_w
    Saruman_w Posts: 1,531 Member
    Wow... either English isn't their first language or they dropped out of school just a wee bit too soon.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Well all of this is moot unless you have big boobs.
  • JGT2004
    JGT2004 Posts: 231 Member
    Well all of this is moot unless you have big boobs.

    Yeah for once maybe I'll be thankful I don't qualify!
  • oddyogi
    oddyogi Posts: 1,816 Member
    That's what you should reply back with "Sorry, I have tiny boobs."
  • grobbygru
    grobbygru Posts: 292 Member
    this is the calibre I have found whenever I have looked on any of those things!!!!!!! Seems I must put in the wrong kind of search criteria - that or all of them are well below par!!! I'm guessing it's the latter.......................
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    :noway: Yowzas!
  • jbella99
    jbella99 Posts: 596 Member
    NEXT........ yikers
  • MyTime1985
    MyTime1985 Posts: 456 Member
    I would hope no woman would reply to him or be interested but I wouldn't be surprised.
  • sunnymel126
    sunnymel126 Posts: 359 Member
    I doubt he gets many dates... and he is probably wondering why. On POF I got a message from some guy with pictures of his friend's young daughters. Each picture he was with these girls... it was so weird. Like he didn't even block their image. My first thought was pedophile.
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090
    y do u all have to make fun of me and my speeling and punkuation? that's juz wrong.

    :laugh:
  • Moe4572
    Moe4572 Posts: 1,428 Member
    Those ads are the ones that are just painful to read.

    And, I think the crazies are out in full force, I have been getting full inbox lately on POF as well..........very few worth responding to though .......

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