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JGT2004
JGT2004 Posts: 231 Member
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I don't know if every one has been eating their Wheaties lately or what but my inbox on POF has exploded the last couple days. In these I saw one of the 1st truely out there profiles..... so of course I thought I would share:

"About Me:

i work at allups in stephenville am maintace at allups i sweep trash on the ground and was pumps and bag ice and i live in stephenville and i drive a dodge caibler am lookin for girls with kids and i loved kids and date people oh smoke and non smokes and girls with big boobs am lookin for girls really biggest boobs real bigest booobs women i lookin for

First Date:
walked the park dinner or movies and lay in the grass and watched the stars"

I left the spelling and punctuation as it was. Couldn't stand to give myself a headache trying to fix it all! And his message to me was a super original "Hi". Thats it. Should I really believe there are girls that would give him the time of day with that message and profile???
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  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,326 Member
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    he sounds like a winner :laugh:

    better snatch that one up..

    i'm going with creepy perv
  • flimflamfloz
    flimflamfloz Posts: 1,980 Member
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    Crack addict who will kidnap the kids and ask for a ransom? No other logical explanation.
  • jjjohnson31
    jjjohnson31 Posts: 108 Member
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    Reads like he is having a Rain Man moment with the girls with big boobs. Yet, I'll bet he has better luck with the ladies than I do...
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
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    Wacko IMO.

    What's going on with the bad grammar? Could that explain why he works at Allsup's. Allsup's is a brand of convenience stores for those not in the know on the c-store scene.
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
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    Yeah, but where is he from?

    :)
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    Don`t discount that it could be just an *kitten* or group who are on their sending crazy messages just for "fun" to see what reaction they get.
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 521 Member
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    Look up Bobby Butronics on youtube....sounds like it's his profile. :laugh:
  • AnnaPixie
    AnnaPixie Posts: 7,439 Member
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    WTF :laugh:

    I go for a retard. Who actually gives their work address on a dating site?

    I'm less worried about him liking big boobs and loving kids, at least that's kinda normal (in a non peado way obviously)......:laugh:
  • mznisaelaine
    mznisaelaine Posts: 2,262 Member
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    :noway:
  • jesusHchris
    jesusHchris Posts: 1,405 Member
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    WTF :laugh:

    I go for a retard. Who actually gives their work address on a dating site?

    I'm less worried about him liking big boobs and loving kids, at least that's kinda normal (in a non peado way obviously)......:laugh:

    I found his profile on Google. I would go with "retard" as well and now almost feel bad for making fun of him.
  • Nerple
    Nerple Posts: 1,291 Member
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    he sounds like a winner :laugh:

    better snatch that one up..

    i'm going with creepy perv

    totally
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    has pencil..............what's his profile name?? (sound familiar:laugh: )
  • Saruman_w
    Saruman_w Posts: 1,531 Member
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    Wow... either English isn't their first language or they dropped out of school just a wee bit too soon.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    Well all of this is moot unless you have big boobs.
  • JGT2004
    JGT2004 Posts: 231 Member
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    Well all of this is moot unless you have big boobs.

    Yeah for once maybe I'll be thankful I don't qualify!
  • oddyogi
    oddyogi Posts: 1,816 Member
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    That's what you should reply back with "Sorry, I have tiny boobs."
  • grobbygru
    grobbygru Posts: 295 Member
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    this is the calibre I have found whenever I have looked on any of those things!!!!!!! Seems I must put in the wrong kind of search criteria - that or all of them are well below par!!! I'm guessing it's the latter.......................
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
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    :noway: Yowzas!
  • jbella99
    jbella99 Posts: 596 Member
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    NEXT........ yikers
  • MyTime1985
    MyTime1985 Posts: 456 Member
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    I would hope no woman would reply to him or be interested but I wouldn't be surprised.

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