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Daisy_Cutter
Daisy_Cutter Posts: 774 Member
edited December 2024 in Social Groups
Okay.. I just thought this was funny.... I can just hear this guy ranting as he's typing....

"Ok For starters if your older than 40 stop if you think your fat you are if you have blonde hair pass me up I'm not even guna take a chance I DON'T like it I'm involved in racing trucks and quads I'm hardly ever home I have a job and a dam good one that's how I can afford to leave town every weekend I don't play bullsh*tgames and if I talk to you and you send me pics of you naked I will treat you like a hahaha I'm looking for someone who can put up with my lifestyle I don't look feel or act my age most people my age are dam boring so if you want to actually do stuff instead of planning stuff let me know also we live in the desert so if you want the whole long walk in the beach move

First Date
The old first date question well no movies kinda hard to get to know someone when you can't talk dinner I dunno eating in front of someone you don't know is kinda awkward it should be planned by BOTH so if the person sucks at least you can still enjoy where your at"

Hehehe... my favorite line comes from the first date section.... "so if the person sucks at least you can still enjoy where your at"

OMG... I'm still laughing. Maybe it's not all that funny, but it definitely made me laugh out loud!
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  • Mom2rh
    Mom2rh Posts: 612 Member
    Well...good luck with that! I wouldn't go there in a million years...I am older than 40, I am blonde, and I prefer literate people.

    :laugh:
  • Daisy_Cutter
    Daisy_Cutter Posts: 774 Member
    Well...good luck with that! I wouldn't go there in a million years...I am older than 40, I am blonde, and I prefer literate people.

    :laugh:

    I know right? And this guy wonders why no one writes back to him?
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,301 Member
    Rule number one...

    I am not a grammar Nazi and make my share of sentence structure mistakes but regardless,if you write like that you look ignorant.
    Don`t make it a challenge for a lady or guy to decipher what it is you are trying to say.
  • Daisy_Cutter
    Daisy_Cutter Posts: 774 Member
    Rule number one...

    I am not a grammar Nazi and make my share of sentence structure mistakes but regardless,if you write like that you look ignorant.
    Don`t make it a challenge for a lady or guy to decipher what it is you are trying to say.

    He's obviously looking for a younger woman... but really, he's insulting EVERYONE.
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
    <---- Guess I won't be taking any long walks on the beach with that guy. (as a blonde I am disqualified) :sad:

    :laugh:
  • NCTravellingGirl
    NCTravellingGirl Posts: 717 Member
    Thanks for sharing... one of those rare times when it's completely obvious that it's a good thing to be disqualified!! I will admit that the actual ability to spell and use punctuation is a lost art with texting now so common... sigh...

    Now when will a guy post the best POF page from a woman? We all know it's got to happen, right?
  • MikeM53082
    MikeM53082 Posts: 1,199 Member
    I can't believe someone would actually post that in their profile! I'm not a grammer nazi or anything, but punctuation is VERY important. See the example:

    Let's eat, grandma.

    Let's eat grandma!
  • Daisy_Cutter
    Daisy_Cutter Posts: 774 Member
    I can't believe someone would actually post that in their profile! I'm not a grammer nazi or anything, but punctuation is VERY important. See the example:

    Let's eat, grandma.

    Let's eat grandma!
    Bwahahahaha.... poor grandma... she's what's for dinner.
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    I can't believe someone would actually post that in their profile! I'm not a grammer nazi or anything, but punctuation is VERY important. See the example:

    Let's eat, grandma.

    Let's eat grandma!

    The one I like is: Grammar: The Difference between Knowing Your *kitten* and Knowing You're *kitten*.
  • Roadie2000
    Roadie2000 Posts: 1,801 Member
    <---- Guess I won't be taking any long walks on the beach with that guy. (as a blonde I am disqualified) :sad:

    :laugh:
    in the beach. Apparently he likes long walks IN the beach. Strike two :laugh:
  • oddyogi
    oddyogi Posts: 1,816 Member
    Yes! I meet all of his koalafications! Sign me UP!
  • Silver180
    Silver180 Posts: 294 Member
    Also:

    I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.

    I helped my uncle jack off a horse.


    And I've seen a handful of profiles that made me hit the back button IMMEDIATELY. Usually stuck up chicks who are wayyy too young and have a serious attitude and think they own the world. I run far far away from that.
  • 1113cw
    1113cw Posts: 830 Member
    <---- Guess I won't be taking any long walks on the beach with that guy. (as a blonde I am disqualified) :sad:

    :laugh:
    in the beach. Apparently he likes long walks IN the beach. Strike two :laugh:

    LOVE it!!!!
    LMAO... :laugh:
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    I can't believe someone would actually post that in their profile! I'm not a grammer nazi or anything, but punctuation is VERY important. See the example:

    Let's eat, grandma.

    Let's eat grandma!

    LMAO I go through this everyday at work!!! That dude will NEVER stand a chance with a woman with a brain cell.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,301 Member
    I just looked at POF and now you have to be a paid member to see the who has viewed you page.
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511 Member
    I just looked at POF and now you have to be a paid member to see the who has viewed you page.

    They're doing the Netflix thing and trying to find ways to make more capital... however they just keep losing people and then changing it back.
  • JudyL5305
    JudyL5305 Posts: 196 Member
    Not a day doesn't go by where I'm like really someone put that on their profile??? I hate to say it but I don't even take anyone seriously from there because It's been a waste of time. I will say this I used the app from my phone and was able to see who viewed me and I'm not a paid member.
  • Silver180
    Silver180 Posts: 294 Member
    I just looked at POF and now you have to be a paid member to see the who has viewed you page.

    This is not true. I'm a free member on PoF and I can see who's viewed me.
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090 Member
    Goodness gracious, he can't be serious. His profile must be a joke. If not, God help this man.

    I am a huge grammar nazi, but I have learned to control it a bit. There's nothing worse than seeing people butcher certain words:

    lose vs loose :mad: is probably one of the worst on this site

    I haven't grammar nazi'd anyone...YET!!!!
  • Pip_squeak
    Pip_squeak Posts: 132 Member
    I think you should reach out to him and offer him some assistance.
  • MileyClimb
    MileyClimb Posts: 414 Member
    oh my! a guy would actually post that on his profile. I am not a blonde but it seems this guy sounds really shallow. to say people around his age are boring hmm....... I admit I get along better with guys a bit younger than me but I certaintly wouldn't make a profile like he would. sounds mean also. does he really think a lady would date him seeing a profile like that??
  • coachblt
    coachblt Posts: 1,090 Member
    I think you should reach out to him and offer him some assistance.

    He needs help with more than just his grammar. I think we can all agree on that.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    forever alone
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    if I talk to you and you send me pics of you naked I will treat you like a hahaha

    This line makes me think this is a joke. Well more than this line makes me think it is a joke but this line just really stands out. Then again if you responded to this guys email with naked pics, you probably are a hahaha.
  • RunningDirty
    RunningDirty Posts: 293 Member
    I'd definitely go on a date with him because I'm 100% certain it would turn into a funny story.
  • Mom2rh
    Mom2rh Posts: 612 Member
    I'd definitely go on a date with him because I'm 100% certain it would turn into a funny story.

    Or at least with your picture on a milk carton! :noway: :laugh: :wink:
  • RunningDirty
    RunningDirty Posts: 293 Member
    I'd definitely go on a date with him because I'm 100% certain it would turn into a funny story.

    Or at least with your picture on a milk carton! :noway: :laugh: :wink:

    Whenever I date a potential funny story I call my sister first and give her the inside scoop. Nobody is going to put my *kitten* on a milk carton. I got some guns! :drinker:
  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892 Member
    I think he puts the "DIS" in dis·func·tion·al
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
    I'd definitely go on a date with him because I'm 100% certain it would turn into a funny story.

    Or at least with your picture on a milk carton! :noway: :laugh: :wink:

    Whenever I date a potential funny story I call my sister first and give her the inside scoop. Nobody is going to put my *kitten* on a milk carton. I got some guns! :drinker:

    It would be a silk milk carton anyhow!!
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    I think he puts the "DIS" in dis·func·tion·al

    lol I was thinking he puts a twist on the "fun" in dysfunctional
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