I'd definitely go on a date with him because I'm 100% certain it would turn into a funny story.

Or at least with your picture on a milk carton! :noway: :laugh:

Whenever I date a potential funny story I call my sister first and give her the inside scoop. Nobody is going to put my *kitten* on a milk carton. I got some guns! :drinker:

It would be a silk milk carton anyhow!!

Silk can be sexy. I'd probably shoot for So Delicious Unsweetened Coconut Milk or Unsweetened Vanilla Almond Milk. Brands are insignificant really as long as they can keep up with my smoothie preferences. Or maybe I just will never join POF so I don't end up on a milk carton. :smokin:

I'd definitely go on a date with him because I'm 100% certain it would turn into a funny story.

Or at least with your picture on a milk carton! :noway: :laugh:

Whenever I date a potential funny story I call my sister first and give her the inside scoop. Nobody is going to put my *kitten* on a milk carton. I got some guns! :drinker:

It would be a silk milk carton anyhow!!

I'd rather have my picture on the side of a wine bottle, my friends and family would be more likely to see me.

So I decided to unhide my POF today because I was bored at work. Well as I was scrolling through the meet me I looked at one profile. At the bottom in all caps is this. Of course I didn't read the part above it first because it is in CAPS so it is the important part.

UPDATE.... PLEASE. IF YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE YOUR PICTURE. IF YOU ARE FAT OR UGLY. DO NOT MESSAGE ME. I AM TIRED OF DEALING WITH CRAZY WOMEN, FAT PICS OR ONES THAT MAKE YOU LOOK PRETTY AND IN PERSON YOU ARE A DOG, SORRY TO SOUND MEAN BUT THAT'S HOW IT IS. GOOD LUCK FISHING. HOPE YOU FIND YOUR SOUL MATE. THAT'S WHAT I'm LOOKING FOR. Have a Great day...

BTW the guy describes himself as having a few extra pounds and a Southern gentleman.

Yes I did hit NO even though he was kinda cute and the rest of the profile I kind of liked.