My sheltered life (digging for a new topic :) !!)
NCTravellingGirl
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I've lived a pretty sheltered existence (other than my wild phase in my late 20s after I lost a bunch of weight the less healthy way and met the man I still call Satan). I always wanted to have those stories you can remember and share in your older age that show you had a wild side in your younger days. I didn't really have any until my late 20s, where I'm lucky I don't have any police records or didn't get fired!
Do you have one? If not, what do you THINK you'd step out to do? If I get enough good stories, I'll share mine (haha, yes, I'm chicken though I love that I have them)...just want to make sure enough of my Single Peeps are game!
I'm stressed at work and needed to take a break, can you tell???
Do you have one? If not, what do you THINK you'd step out to do? If I get enough good stories, I'll share mine (haha, yes, I'm chicken though I love that I have them)...just want to make sure enough of my Single Peeps are game!
I'm stressed at work and needed to take a break, can you tell???
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I've been very sheltered as an adult. I will have to make stuff up to tell people when I get older...0
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I've had lots of wild things happen to me. Not sure if it's good (or bad?) luck. I tend to put myself in interesting situations, and of course things just happen. My two years opening an office for my previous company in Russia could yield lots of stories. This was 10 years ago, when things were still crazy there. You wouldn't believe some of the things I expensed... ;-)
Around that time I took a trip to Kazakhstan. I took a very senior government official (deputy minister) to dinner. There were about 5-6 of us in total, including one woman. We were drinking lots of vodka (not a surprise for Kazakhstan) and ended up at a disco. It was a regular disco, with lots of young people dancing, etc. We were just drinking and continuing our discussion, mainly business related, at a table near the dance floor. All of a sudden they clear the floor for the "show." It turns out to be a sex show. I don't mean strippers, but actual people having sex.
My Kazakh guests weren't phases by this. It was just the show at the disco. When it finished, people were back on the floor, dancing away. Rather surreal, actually.
Not sure if that's the kind of story you were looking for, but there you go... :-)0 -
OMG I'm so boring this way lol.
I wish I was getting into trouble now..sleeping around lol ect. But really my friends are all settled. I would love to have some kind of adventure before I get preggers (if that ever happens)
All I did in my twenties was get really really fat! Food was my drug...not booze or sex or other drugs. And lets face it thats pretty boring.0 -
All of a sudden they clear the floor for the "show." It turns out to be a sex show. I don't mean strippers, but actual people having sex.
My Kazakh guests weren't phases by this. It was just the show at the disco. When it finished, people were back on the floor, dancing away. Rather surreal, actually.
Not sure if that's the kind of story you were looking for, but there you go... :-)
OMG - -this is hilarious! So glad you made it to the Single Peeps!
I probably would have had to walk out.... glad your guests were okay with that!0 -
I grew up in a tightly closed religious community that was big into being perfect and equal and no one daring to be shinier than anyone else.
because of that, my adult life has been one big adventure.
Ive been arrested for indecent exposure for getting it on on a floating dock on the reservoir in mississippi.
Done NYE in TImes Square
Done Mardi Gras NOLA countless times including girls gone wild 2004 blacony and got felt up by Hyde and Stiffler
or was it 2003?
It was 2003.
I got to have that one wild night in London with a delicious British man in a hotel by the river and almost missed my flight home, smelling of alcohol and sex for the 8 hour flight.
I dove off a cliff in the superstition mountains outside phoenix after downing half a bottle of cuervo.
I accidentally went to burning man and didnt know it til a long time later.
I went spelunking in unregulated sink hole caves in Florida with nothing but a tiny maglite, found a mini lake and went skinny dipping.
I had sex in the pirate ship at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa even though my right leg was in a cast.
I went to Six Flags Great Adventure with a rock band and rode the Nitro, drunk off my *kitten*, at midnight when there were no lights on the coaster. more than once, while they guys held my arms in the air so i couldnt hold on.
I've driven from Phoenix to NYC and down to Florida.
I went grocery Shopping with Tommy Lee in the middle of the night and just so happened to be accidentally dressed like a little school girl (I was 18) but he really needed Corn Pops.
When I finally met Gwen Stefani, all we could do was jump up and down and chant fashion week! and squeal like 16 year olds, which is how old I was when I bought her first CD.
I spend about 10 nights a month backstage/onstage/in the pit for rock and metal concerts on the lower east side in nyc which means countless hot tub nights spent under the influence and waking up in your bikini going OH NO
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Around that time I took a trip to Kazakhstan. I took a very senior government official (deputy minister) to dinner. There were about 5-6 of us in total, including one woman. We were drinking lots of vodka (not a surprise for Kazakhstan) and ended up at a disco. It was a regular disco, with lots of young people dancing, etc. We were just drinking and continuing our discussion, mainly business related, at a table near the dance floor. All of a sudden they clear the floor for the "show." It turns out to be a sex show. I don't mean strippers, but actual people having sex.
Wowzer!! I think I would have dropped my drink had I not expected that!! Never seen people having sex live, what was it like?? I mean, did they live up to your expectations? Boring? Turn on/off?
I have a similar story. Walked into a pub when I was about 21. They wouldnt let us in as there was a 'private meeting'. So of course we insisted we join the private party. They said we may have to take off our clothes. We said we were game if we felt comfortable. Turns out it was a swingers club. Lots of people dressed in leather straps, lace bodices, bondage gear, tits out, *kitten* out.......you name it!
We didnt know where to look!! :laugh:
No-one having sex though, just drinking......with hardly any clothes on......weird! :blushing:
And no, we didnt disrobe! But promised we would next time............haha! :huh:0 -
I was pretty sheltered as well, until I joined the Marines. There were a lot of "firsts" for me in the corps: 1) finally lost my virginity. I wasn't even in the United States when that happened, and the girl wasn't an American. 2) I went down on a woman for the first time. It was better than I thought it would be up until I almost died (that's a whole other story). 3) Hooked up with my first white woman
4) Going to war was definately an eye opening experience (Desert Storm). It changed me in a good way. I don't take life for granted like I did back then. In short, joining the Marines ended up being my coming out story, and I don't mean the gay kind (not that there's anything wrong with that). 0 -
. 2) I went down on a woman for the first time. It was better than I thought it would be up until I almost died (that's a whole other story).
We also need to know the 'whole other story' :bigsmile:0 -
I've had a gun stuck in my face, started a bar room brawl, been shot at by a girlfriend's husband (I honestly didn't know she was married. She told me she was divorced and lived with her mom. I always met her at her mom's house.) When he was in college, Peyton Manning stole beer from a party I hosted. A Miss America contestant had a one night stand with me because she caught her boyfriend cheating, wanted revenge, and knew that he absolutely hated me.0
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OMG - -this is hilarious! So glad you made it to the Single Peeps!
I probably would have had to walk out.... glad your guests were okay with that!
Of course they were OK with it - they brought me there. I'm fairly sure the Deputy Minister was a regular. What was so surreal was how nobody was phased by this. As if it was completely normal that people were having sex right beside us. Which, I guess at that disco, it was. Most of the kids there seemed to be 18 max...
Here's another:
I was in Moscow and invited to a business social at a "banya," which is basically a large sauna/pool complex. Seemed to be common for customers/partners to meet and discuss business at the banya, so I thought what the hell. Turns out the Russian tradition is the following:
1 - Take off all of your clothes - everyone is completely naked throughout. Forget about bathings suits. Towels were available, but nobody seemed to be wearing one. So when in Rome...
2 - Men only, probably about 7-8 in our group, but around 50-60 in the banya in total.
3 - Process was to go to the various saunas (there were many different types there), then the pool, then meet back in designated areas to discuss business.
4 - While discussing business, we ate a big smoked fish (someone from our group brought this) and drank shots of vodka. The fish was in the middle. While this may not sound so radical, let me remind you that we were all completely naked while picking at this large, smoked fish.
So imagine thinking you're going out for a sauna and swim with a few business partners and customers (and one co-worker!), only to find yourself unexpectedly naked, eating smoked fish and drinking vodka, with people who you regularly do business with, but don't really know all that well (with the exception of my co-worker, which was even more awkward).
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I was pretty sheltered as well, until I joined the Marines. There were a lot of "firsts" for me in the corps: 1) finally lost my virginity. I wasn't even in the United States when that happened, and the girl wasn't an American. 2) I went down on a woman for the first time. It was better than I thought it would be up until I almost died (that's a whole other story). 3) Hooked up with my first white woman 4) Going to war was definately an eye opening experience (Desert Storm). It changed me in a good way. I don't take life for granted like I did back then. In short, joining the Marines ended up being my coming out story, and I don't mean the gay kind (not that there's anything wrong with that).
1. Thank you for serving! 2. yeah want the WHOLE story and nothing but the truth!
I was once at Ft Campbell with a gf who was visiting her fiance at the time, and well we got totally drunk, and ended up having a 3 some on the kids jungle gym in the backyard.0 -
OMG I'm so boring this way lol.
I wish I was getting into trouble now..sleeping around lol ect. But really my friends are all settled. I would love to have some kind of adventure before I get preggers (if that ever happens)
All I did in my twenties was get really really fat! Food was my drug...not booze or sex or other drugs. And lets face it thats pretty boring.
I understand this Kerry and would say I was the same until I lost some weight and met a very domineering man that I adored. He talked me into things that really could have changed my life.... I don't regret having that in past, have learned not to be stupid for love or sex, and am thankful we never got caught at any sexcapades! I have no desire to sleep around per se, but it's been a really long time so I think all this online dating is stirring up some hormones,haha!0 -
Wowzer!! I think I would have dropped my drink had I not expected that!! Never seen people having sex live, what was it like?? I mean, did they live up to your expectations? Boring? Turn on/off?
Definitely not a turn on, but it was probably more a reflection of me than the actual performance. Although I do like to look at beautiful, naked women, I was never the strip club kinda guy. Not sure why. Watching two people have sex next to me was just not a turn on, especially in this crowded disco.0 -
AnnaPixie, I was stationed in Hawaii. My best friend at the time was a white guy named James Denton. He asked me about black men not going down. I told him I didn't have to because I'm a pretty good sized dude. He told me he could take my woman just by going down on her. He just kept talking about what he does to his woman and that she was always satisfied. It piqued my curiosity enough for me to try it.
I went to my lady's house the next night. She was Samoan and if anyone knows anything about Samoan's, they can be built pretty stout. She was 5'9", 180, most of it thick thighs and booty. See where this is headed? We begin to make love, i'm on top kissing her and then I move south. I tried to remember what James had told me and apparently I was doing well. She was making a lot of noise and then she said she's cumming but then I heard nothing else. Her thighs had closed around my head. I couldn't breathe. I tried to move them but she was strong. I tapped on her like a ufc fighter tapping out. I reached out behind me and realized she had crossed her ankles.
It's getting dark and I'm getting scared. I just knew I was a goner. Finally she was coming down from her high and loosened her legs enough for me to break free. I fell on the floor and was gasping for air. I see her looking down from the bed and she asked if I'm all right. I held up my hand like give me a minute. She said that was good, can we do it again? I looked at her like she was crazy.0 -
Thank you, 1sexyogre. That's one thing I can say I've never had was a 3some.0
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AnnaPixie, I was stationed in Hawaii. My best friend at the time was a white guy named James Denton. He asked me about black men not going down. I told him I didn't have to because I'm a pretty good sized dude. He told me he could take my woman just by going down on her. He just kept talking about what he does to his woman and that she was always satisfied. It piqued my curiosity enough for me to try it.
I went to my lady's house the next night. She was Samoan and if anyone knows anything about Samoan's, they can be built pretty stout. She was 5'9", 180, most of it thick thighs and booty. See where this is headed? We begin to make love, i'm on top kissing her and then I move south. I tried to remember what James had told me and apparently I was doing well. She was making a lot of noise and then she said she's cumming but then I heard nothing else. Her thighs had closed around my head. I couldn't breathe. I tried to move them but she was strong. I tapped on her like a ufc fighter tapping out. I reached out behind me and realized she had crossed her ankles.
It's getting dark and I'm getting scared. I just knew I was a goner. Finally she was coming down from her high and loosened her legs enough for me to break free. I fell on the floor and was gasping for air. I see her looking down from the bed and she asked if I'm all right. I held up my hand like give me a minute. She said that was good, can we do it again? I looked at her like she was crazy.
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That seriously made me laugh out loud!! You brave soldier you!!! :flowerforyou:
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Thank you, 1sexyogre. That's one thing I can say I've never had was a 3some.
Did it once - and that was plenty for me lol I am a greedy bish - I do not share well with others0 -
Yes. The few times I've told that story ellicited lots of gut busting laughter. I'm good with that. Lol.0
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Wowzer!! I think I would have dropped my drink had I not expected that!! Never seen people having sex live, what was it like?? I mean, did they live up to your expectations? Boring? Turn on/off?
Definitely not a turn on, but it was probably more a reflection of me than the actual performance. Although I do like to look at beautiful, naked women, I was never the strip club kinda guy. Not sure why. Watching two people have sex next to me was just not a turn on, especially in this crowded disco.
I think there are men that like it and men that don't. My ex hated the thought of strip clubs or even porn. Same for prostitutes, some men think nothing of it, and others would never even consider it :flowerforyou:0 -
Father took ill in November of 1979 when I was 14 and at that point had to go out to the barn to milk cows before going to school and then again in the evening when I got home.
It never gained much ground since then.0 -
AnnaPixie, I was stationed in Hawaii. My best friend at the time was a white guy named James Denton. He asked me about black men not going down. I told him I didn't have to because I'm a pretty good sized dude. He told me he could take my woman just by going down on her. He just kept talking about what he does to his woman and that she was always satisfied. It piqued my curiosity enough for me to try it.
I went to my lady's house the next night. She was Samoan and if anyone knows anything about Samoan's, they can be built pretty stout. She was 5'9", 180, most of it thick thighs and booty. See where this is headed? We begin to make love, i'm on top kissing her and then I move south. I tried to remember what James had told me and apparently I was doing well. She was making a lot of noise and then she said she's cumming but then I heard nothing else. Her thighs had closed around my head. I couldn't breathe. I tried to move them but she was strong. I tapped on her like a ufc fighter tapping out. I reached out behind me and realized she had crossed her ankles.
It's getting dark and I'm getting scared. I just knew I was a goner. Finally she was coming down from her high and loosened her legs enough for me to break free. I fell on the floor and was gasping for air. I see her looking down from the bed and she asked if I'm all right. I held up my hand like give me a minute. She said that was good, can we do it again? I looked at her like she was crazy.
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That seriously made me laugh out loud!! You brave soldier you!!! :flowerforyou: :laugh:
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Father took ill in November of 1979 when I was 14 and at that point had to go out to the barn to milk cows before going to school and then again in the evening when I got home.
It never gained much ground since then.
Come on, Carl! You can't tell me you've NEVER had one wild night?! Milking cows is as wild as it got, huh? I understand. Most of my family is the same way... My mother married a farmer when I was 16! Nothing like waking up to a cow outside your window when they'd get out and running out, arms waving, to get them back into the field to mend the fence.0 -
A couple maybe but in the overall picture nothing special until the last few years.Father took ill in November of 1979 when I was 14 and at that point had to go out to the barn to milk cows before going to school and then again in the evening when I got home.
It never gained much ground since then.
Come on, Carl! You can't tell me you've NEVER had one wild night?! Milking cows is as wild as it got, huh? I understand. Most of my family is the same way... My mother married a farmer when I was 16! Nothing like waking up to a cow outside your window when they'd get out and running out, arms waving, to get them back into the field to mend the fence.0 -
Do you have one? If not, what do you THINK you'd step out to do? If I get enough good stories, I'll share mine (haha, yes, I'm chicken though I love that I have them)...just want to make sure enough of my Single Peeps are game!
I appear tame but I've had a lot of drunken nights and went skinny dipping a couple of times. Otherwise I am innocent. 0 -
Wow some of these are so good.
I don't have many that stand out.
- Went streaking during a snow storm
- a 24 hour period in Rome saw me being kicked out of the Pantheon, being kicked off a pub crawl, running down the middle of a street to escape some dude that was following me, watch the bus I was on sideswipe an ambulance and keep going, save a friend from being hit by a train, pull the same friend of a guard with an semi-automatic weapon, pull the same friend off a guy with a pike, kick said friend's *kitten* in a bar, almost get arrested for public urination (I was innocent, my friends not so much).
- Ran from the cops in Prague. (Or some guys pretending to be cops.. didn't stick around to be sure)
-Had security called on me and within ten minutes was in the air traffic control tower cab in Austin.0 -
Ive been arrested for being naked in public, tresspassing all in the same night.
Inlvolved in police chase. I got away until the next town, getting fuel on motorbike.. he caught up like 15 mins later.
Been banned from a club for a year.
Made out with a girl, while her boyfriend was passed out on the couch next to me.
So many motorbike stories.
Danced on the edge of my balcony multiple times.
Pulled someone out a car that was one fire.
Met sporting heroes.
Rode with Charlie Boorman on his show "by any means"
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Damn. This topic makes me feel bad, as my life feels dull in comparison.0
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Sounds like you just need to get out there, flam!!
OK, so I'll share a little...but I really am a good girl (I feel the need to say that first, haha) who was completely sheltered outside of 1 year of my life!
One of my exes had an obsession with public acts... parking lot of a Denny's while the cops drove by, grocery store parking lot in the back seat, Walgreens, Best Buy, and yes even at work! Needless to say, my politcal career is over because there is evidence that I pray never surfaces...the things you do for love (ok, lust)!!
On a lesser but still interesting story, my friends took me out to an expensive trendy Mexican restaurant in Phoenix as I was leaving town. There was a 90 minute wait on that Saturday night. A guy came and offered to buy the three of us dinner (including drinks and apps) and gave us $80 cash to get our spot on the list. He got seated only 15 minutes before us, haha. We had a great night and ordered dessert that we paid for and just left all the cash to pay for that and to give the waitress a hell of a tip. Two weeks later my friends saw the guy on the news as a massive manhunt was happening....he was thought to have robbed MILLIONS from a bank in the Virgin Islands, which is where he told us he was headed. (look up R. Allen Stanford for the story)...we know where some of the money went!!0 -
Hmm this should be interesting....
Most recent - saved a man's life by performing CPR til the ambulance came. Still in total shock!
Traveled parts of the world - Italy, England, Greece, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Estonia, Denmark, Canada, Mexico, all Caribbean Island, and 30 out of 50 US states, including Alaska.
Performed at Carnegie Hall - 3 times
Performed at Lincoln Center - 5 times
Witnessed 9/11 - lost neighbors and friends because of it (thankfully no family members!)
Drove from New York to Alabama (6 times in 2 years)
Been to Woodstock (2009)
Had a chance to meet Yo-Yo Ma (Cellist)
Swam with Dolphins in the Caribbean
Been on 8 cruises
Was in the Tuscaloosa Tornado's April 2011 - Nearly died
Won $15,000 playing black jack at the Silverstar Casino in Philadelphia, MS. No tournament....regular buy in table at min $25 a hand.
Was mugged a few years ago in NYC by a homeless man...
Work in a juvenile facility for girls - never a dull moment.
Went camping upstate NY only to find a black bear about 300 feet away from me.
Sunk a row boat.....damn bullet holes lol!
Caught my biggest bass at 14.9lbs in Alabama
My car broke down on the Outerbridge going into NJ....in rush hour traffic..... woops!
Threw it down at the Jersey Shore one too many times for my own good during my college years. lol
Met Jerry Springer.....he was the guest speaker at my Aunt's medical school graduation. This was when he was Govenor...and didn't have his own show yet..
Saw Britney Spears in NYC walking....her boob popped out of her shirt..no bra...nice tits!
Had dinner right behind Jack Nicholson and Whoppie Goldberg - they were having dinner together at Aurthur's Steakhouse.
Oh yeah, in St. Thomas swimming in the waters, when a school a barracuda's and eels came way too close for my comfort!!
Hmm....I'm drawing a blank on so many things.....but yeah, this is some of my little adventures...0
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