Insane in the Membrane!

scapez
scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
We all do it from time to time...go a little crazy and do stupid things. Maybe it's from a breakup, maybe it's due to jealousy, maybe it's a plea to get someone's attention, maybe you get so mad at someone you can't think straight and you act a fool!

Have you ever gone cray-zay-zee?

The 'worst' I've done was when I was having a fight with a long-ago boyfriend. I had a key to his place, and during the fight he told me to leave and wanted his key back. On my way out the door I picked up a rock and proceeded to smash his key before returning it.

I've heard some good "crazy" stories lately - let's hear yours!

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  • _Thanatos_
    _Thanatos_ Posts: 166 Member
    I have no experience with relationships at all so I don't have much go on.... but if something really upsets me I don't go crazy or anything. Usually just become more withdrawn than I normally am..
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    We all do it from time to time...go a little crazy and do stupid things. Maybe it's from a breakup, maybe it's due to jealousy, maybe it's a plea to get someone's attention, maybe you get so mad at someone you can't think straight and you act a fool!

    Have you ever gone cray-zay-zee?

    The 'worst' I've done was when I was having a fight with a long-ago boyfriend. I had a key to his place, and during the fight he told me to leave and wanted his key back. On my way out the door I picked up a rock and proceeded to smash his key before returning it.

    I've heard some good "crazy" stories lately - let's hear yours!

    not me but friend dated a crazy girl. similar situation, broke up, wanted key back and she did return it, after keying his car with it she left it on the hood of the car for him.
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865 Member
    In high school I got really pissed at my boyfriend at the time, so I pushed his desk over. Unfortunately, as soon as it hit the floor, the entire thing fell comepletely apart and all his papers flew all over the room -- yeah, I looked like a total idiot trudging down the stairs carrying gigantic pieces of broken desk :laugh:

    Other than that, though, I don't tend to get crazy. I just get really snarky and insult them as creatively as possible...
  • oddyogi
    oddyogi Posts: 1,816 Member
    Meh, I don't want to talk about the one time I went crazy. :\ It wasn't bad, just kind of.. lots of crying and yelling and stuff.
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
    Hypothetically a friend of mine was engaged to a girl and had to go on a deployment and while gone she cheated on him...when he returned I told him and he (hypothetically remember) found the guy shoved a beer bottle in an exit only opening and then broke it.

    Never did find out how that bottle (hypothetically) got removed.

    That seems a bit crazy to me!
  • Meghan0116
    Meghan0116 Posts: 1,252 Member
    Hypothetically a friend of mine was engaged to a girl and had to go on a deployment and while gone she cheated on him...when he returned I told him and he (hypothetically remember) found the guy shoved a beer bottle in an exit only opening and then broke it.

    Never did find out how that bottle (hypothetically) got removed.

    That seems a bit crazy to me!

    I want to how he, hypothetically, was able to get to the point where he was able to do that.
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    I want to how he, hypothetically, was able to get to the point where he was able to do that.

    Bath salts?!? :laugh:
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    I want to how he, hypothetically, was able to get to the point where he was able to do that.

    I want to know, hypothetically, why guys always go after the other guy when they've been cheated on (unless it was a friend, in which case I'd understand completely). Seems to me like the girl is the one you should be pissed at.

    I have no crazy ex-girlfriend behavior stories from the three times I was dumped. If anything, I should've been meaner to two of them. When a guy tells me he doesn't want to see me anymore, it's usually like that scene in Tombstone where Wyatt Earp says "I want you to know it's over," and Curly Bill Brocius says "Well ... bye." I will not cry or scream or throw things or destroy your property. I will not try to talk you out of it. I will not be your "friend" so you can feel better about it. I will not call or text you ever again. It's just over.
  • Steelheart7
    Steelheart7 Posts: 1,056 Member
    I don't have a grown up story .. lol, but when I was in high school my boyfriend actually started dating someone else before he broke up me. So .. my girlfriend and I went all around town and stole for sale signs from all these different houses and put them all in his front yard....there had to have been at least 20.

    Yeh .. I was pretty bad @ss. :glasses:
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    I don't have a grown up story .. lol, but when I was in high school my boyfriend actually started dating someone else before he broke up me. So .. my girlfriend and I went all around town and stole for sale signs from all these different houses and put them all in his front yard....there had to have been at least 20.

    Yeh .. I was pretty bad @ss. :glasses:

    My boyfriend my senior year of high school called me one night and broke up with me completely out of the blue. And while we were on the phone, I heard another girl's voice in the background. I asked him who was with him, and he said "Well, actually, I have a date tonight." Then he brought her with him when he came to get his stuff.
  • Steelheart7
    Steelheart7 Posts: 1,056 Member
    I don't have a grown up story .. lol, but when I was in high school my boyfriend actually started dating someone else before he broke up me. So .. my girlfriend and I went all around town and stole for sale signs from all these different houses and put them all in his front yard....there had to have been at least 20.

    Yeh .. I was pretty bad @ss. :glasses:

    My boyfriend my senior year of high school called me one night and broke up with me completely out of the blue. And while we were on the phone, I heard another girl's voice in the background. I asked him who was with him, and he said "Well, actually, I have a date tonight." Then he brought her with him when he came to get his stuff.

    Love it. Mine was in senior year as well and we had dated from 9th grade!!! Jerk. lol.
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
    I want to how he, hypothetically, was able to get to the point where he was able to do that.

    I want to know, hypothetically, why guys always go after the other guy when they've been cheated on (unless it was a friend, in which case I'd understand completely). Seems to me like the girl is the one you should be pissed at.

    I have no crazy ex-girlfriend behavior stories from the three times I was dumped. If anything, I should've been meaner to two of them. When a guy tells me he doesn't want to see me anymore, it's usually like that scene in Tombstone where Wyatt Earp says "I want you to know it's over," and Curly Bill Brocius says "Well ... bye." I will not cry or scream or throw things or destroy your property. I will not try to talk you out of it. I will not be your "friend" so you can feel better about it. I will not call or text you ever again. It's just over.


    Of course you get mad at the girl, but you cannot hit a girl so instead you do the math realize there are more women then men in the world get rid of her and send all her naked pics to make her famous.com!

    As for the guy....we have rules in the Marines. We all deploy, the lowest form of scum is one Marine who would sleep with another deployed Marines girl. For him, he got a broken beer bottle up his *kitten*...hypothetically!
  • Steelheart7
    Steelheart7 Posts: 1,056 Member

    As for the guy....we have rules in the Marines. We all deploy, the lowest form of scum is one Marine who would sleep with another deployed Marines girl. For him, he got a broken beer bottle up his *kitten*...hypothetically!

    I am having a hard time picturing how this goes down .. hypothetically .. does he get held down by someone else and you do your business ?? hypothetically?? How does one hold someone down and put a bottle up his *kitten* at the same time?? Are you that strong??

    I think my signs were easier .. lol
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
    In this hypothetical I may have been there....so you knock him out and de pants him while someone else holds him in place...when he awakens....well he has some decisions to make!
  • Meghan0116
    Meghan0116 Posts: 1,252 Member

    As for the guy....we have rules in the Marines. We all deploy, the lowest form of scum is one Marine who would sleep with another deployed Marines girl. For him, he got a broken beer bottle up his *kitten*...hypothetically!

    I am having a hard time picturing how this goes down .. hypothetically .. does he get held down by someone else and you do your business ?? hypothetically?? How does one hold someone down and put a bottle up his *kitten* at the same time?? Are you that strong??

    I think my signs were easier .. lol

    Exactly what I was wondering.
  • Meghan0116
    Meghan0116 Posts: 1,252 Member
    In this hypothetical I may have been there....so you knock him out and de pants him while someone else holds him in place...when he awakens....well he has some decisions to make!

    ohhhhhhhhhhh
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    send all her naked pics to make her famous.com!

    You'd think at some point, women would get wise to this and stop passing out naked pics like candy, but unfortunately, there are enough dumb ones out there who think the guy they're dating would never do something like that.
  • Steelheart7
    Steelheart7 Posts: 1,056 Member
    In this hypothetical I may have been there....so you knock him out and de pants him while someone else holds him in place...when he awakens....well he has some decisions to make!

    oh my. I think maybe if he knew this were to be his punishment, he may have thought differently. hypothetically. lol
  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892 Member
    In this hypothetical I may have been there....so you knock him out and de pants him while someone else holds him in place...when he awakens....well he has some decisions to make!

    What the hell is it with Marines and Sailors, butts and beer bottles?
  • RunningDirty
    RunningDirty Posts: 293 Member
    send all her naked pics to make her famous.com!

    You'd think at some point, women would get wise to this and stop passing out naked pics like candy, but unfortunately, there are enough dumb ones out there who think the guy they're dating would never do something like that.

    Women who cheat on their husbands while deployed probably already posted pics of themselves on famous.com, don't care, like the attention, or start making it pay per click.

    And I know a few Marines who could use a beer bottle (hypothetically of course)!
  • Meghan0116
    Meghan0116 Posts: 1,252 Member
    In this hypothetical I may have been there....so you knock him out and de pants him while someone else holds him in place...when he awakens....well he has some decisions to make!

    oh my. I think maybe if he knew this were to be his punishment, he may have thought differently. hypothetically. lol

    Jesus, no kidding.
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    In this hypothetical I may have been there....so you knock him out and de pants him while someone else holds him in place...when he awakens....well he has some decisions to make!

    That's horrific. Maybe I'm too sensitive but I have trouble finding any humor or righteousness in that type of revenge. :(
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    In this hypothetical I may have been there....so you knock him out and de pants him while someone else holds him in place...when he awakens....well he has some decisions to make!

    That's horrific. Maybe I'm too sensitive but I have trouble finding any humor or righteousness in that type of hypothetical revenge. :(

    Fixed your post.
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    I want to how he, hypothetically, was able to get to the point where he was able to do that.

    Bath salts?!? :laugh:

    that is what I am thinking... but please inquiring minds want to know.
  • AnnaPixie
    AnnaPixie Posts: 7,439 Member
    I've thrown and broken a plant in a pot........oh, and threw a big glass ashtray (lucky that one missed his head!! ). Same argument.

    That was my one and only crazy about 20 years ago. And I really felt like I lost control - scary!

    Since then, I just do this :huh: and walk away.
  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892 Member
    Hypothetically a friend of mine was engaged to a girl and had to go on a deployment and while gone she cheated on him...when he returned I told him and he (hypothetically remember) found the guy shoved a beer bottle in an exit only opening and then broke it.

    Never did find out how that bottle (hypothetically) got removed.

    That seems a bit crazy to me!

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