Catch phrases that make sense until you think about them

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MaraDiaz
MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
"We can't do XY or Z for American workers because we have to compete in the global economy."

Wait, really? We want to compete with countries that allow child labor and unsafe working conditions? We want to compete with countries where workers are assassinated for trying to organize and where parents can't afford to send their children to school for want of school clothes and books? We want to be a country with a tiny, wealthy minority and the rest in desperate poverty?
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  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
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    "The government should stay out of my bedroom and out of my vagina, but I insist it help pay for my birth control and abortions".

    Yeah, that confuses me.
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    "If my employees have health insurance - they will subscribe to the tenets of my religion, whether they are members of my faith or not".

    Touche'?
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
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    "If my employees have health insurance - they will subscribe to the tenets of my religion, whether they are members of my faith or not"
    If you are a religious institution, then abso-frigin-lutely.

    So, no. Not really a "touché".
  • EvanKeel
    EvanKeel Posts: 1,904 Member
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    "The government should stay out of my bedroom and out of my vagina, but I insist it help pay for my birth control and abortions".

    Yeah, that confuses me.

    This is me not taking the bait. I'm calling it growth.
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    "If my employees have health insurance - they will subscribe to the tenets of my religion, whether they are members of my faith or not"
    If you are a religious institution, then abso-frigin-lutely.

    So, no. Not really a "touché".
    It would be if I were working for 'em, cause I'd quit. There's stuff my boss gets to control, and stuff he don't.

    in·sur·ance
    noun
    1. the act, system, or business of insuring property, life, one's person, etc., against loss or harm arising in specified contingencies, as fire, accident, death, disablement, or the like, in consideration of a payment proportionate to the risk involved.
    2. coverage by contract in which one party agrees to indemnify or reimburse another for loss that occurs under the terms of the contract.
    3. the contract itself, set forth in a written or printed agreement or policy.
    4. the amount for which anything is insured.
    5. an insurance premium.

    It is what it is, and it ain't what it ain't. If you don't want to provide employess with insurance,,, then don't.
  • lour441
    lour441 Posts: 543 Member
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    This one makes me giggle like a school girl.

    medicare.jpg
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    We have to pass the law in order to find out what's in it...............................:huh:
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    yolo----I swear this phase makes me want to hurt people... Not because of what it means but because it seems to be everyones reason for every stupid desicion they ever made and they say it all the time
  • DoingItNow2012
    DoingItNow2012 Posts: 424 Member
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    We have to pass the law in order to find out what's in it...............................:huh:

    I don't know if it makes a difference, but here is the actual quote with some discussion about it. (also the link to the information is posted. It is still an awkward statement, but when I hear things that doesn't make sense, I try to find out more.

    http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/news_columnists_ezorn/2010/05/pelosi.html

    Even though it happened in mid-March, seething opponents of the health-care reform law continue to bring up that Nancy Pelosi said, "we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it," suggesting she was masterminding an attempt to sneak the bill past the public.

    Context for this remark was assembled by the Pulitzer Prize-winning team at Politifact, which pointed out that the full quote was "we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of controversy.”

    Pelosi spokesman Brendan Daly offered this interpretation of Pelosi's comment: "She meant there was so much talk about process (in Congress) that people have lost sight of what’s actually in the bill. Once it’s passed, we can remind them of all the good things that are in it."...

    The non-partisan Kaiser Family Foundation...reminded us that Congress (had posted) the entire legislation online....

    U.S. Rep. Michael Burgess, R-Lewisville, among a handful of physicians in Congress and an opponent to the Democrats' proposal... told us it's often true that the ins and outs of legislation aren't widely known until after a measure passes into law; that held true, for instance, for the Republican-steered measure providing government aid toward prescription drugs for seniors.

    Pelosi's "right," Burgess said, though "I don’t think that’s a good strategy (to declare as much). I wouldn’t recommend anyone actually broadcasting that."

    Yeah, speaking the truth is never a good idea in Washington.
  • DoingItNow2012
    DoingItNow2012 Posts: 424 Member
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    Opportunity in America means people 'get as much education as they can afford'

    But in the interest of fairness, here is the entire statement as it was spoken.

    I want to make sure that we keep America a place of opportunity where everyone has a fair shot, they get as much education as they can afford and with their time they're able to get and if they have a willingness to work hard and the right values they ought to be able to provide for their family and have a shot at realizing their dreams.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    Opportunity in America means people 'get as much education as they can afford'

    But in the interest of fairness, here is the entire statement as it was spoken.

    I want to make sure that we keep America a place of opportunity where everyone has a fair shot, they get as much education as they can afford and with their time they're able to get and if they have a willingness to work hard and the right values they ought to be able to provide for their family and have a shot at realizing their dreams.

    I have zero problem with this statement, either the abbreviated version or the full length one.

    College education isn't a right. Everyone isn't destined to go.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    We have to pass the law in order to find out what's in it...............................:huh:

    I don't know if it makes a difference, but here is the actual quote with some discussion about it. (also the link to the information is posted. It is still an awkward statement, but when I hear things that doesn't make sense, I try to find out more.

    http://blogs.chicagotribune.com/news_columnists_ezorn/2010/05/pelosi.html

    Even though it happened in mid-March, seething opponents of the health-care reform law continue to bring up that Nancy Pelosi said, "we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it," suggesting she was masterminding an attempt to sneak the bill past the public.

    Context for this remark was assembled by the Pulitzer Prize-winning team at Politifact, which pointed out that the full quote was "we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of controversy.”

    Pelosi spokesman Brendan Daly offered this interpretation of Pelosi's comment: "She meant there was so much talk about process (in Congress) that people have lost sight of what’s actually in the bill. Once it’s passed, we can remind them of all the good things that are in it."...

    The non-partisan Kaiser Family Foundation...reminded us that Congress (had posted) the entire legislation online....

    U.S. Rep. Michael Burgess, R-Lewisville, among a handful of physicians in Congress and an opponent to the Democrats' proposal... told us it's often true that the ins and outs of legislation aren't widely known until after a measure passes into law; that held true, for instance, for the Republican-steered measure providing government aid toward prescription drugs for seniors.

    Pelosi's "right," Burgess said, though "I don’t think that’s a good strategy (to declare as much). I wouldn’t recommend anyone actually broadcasting that."

    Yeah, speaking the truth is never a good idea in Washington.

    None of that makes the statement any less offensive, imho. Basically, that explanation says, "we do it all the time" Not comforting.
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    Opportunity in America means people 'get as much education as they can afford'

    But in the interest of fairness, here is the entire statement as it was spoken.

    I want to make sure that we keep America a place of opportunity where everyone has a fair shot, they get as much education as they can afford and with their time they're able to get and if they have a willingness to work hard and the right values they ought to be able to provide for their family and have a shot at realizing their dreams.

    I have zero problem with this statement, either the abbreviated version or the full length one.

    College education isn't a right. Everyone isn't destined to go.
    Yep. Only the children of the well off are destined to go. The "Girls Gone Wild" videos clearly display the superiority of our more worthy young people.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    Opportunity in America means people 'get as much education as they can afford'

    But in the interest of fairness, here is the entire statement as it was spoken.

    I want to make sure that we keep America a place of opportunity where everyone has a fair shot, they get as much education as they can afford and with their time they're able to get and if they have a willingness to work hard and the right values they ought to be able to provide for their family and have a shot at realizing their dreams.

    I have zero problem with this statement, either the abbreviated version or the full length one.

    College education isn't a right. Everyone isn't destined to go.
    Yep. Only the children of the well off are destined to go. The "Girls Gone Wild" videos clearly display the superiority of our more worthy young people.

    Deserve's got nothing to do with it.

    College isn't something someone "deserves". It's something you purchase. Either ahead of time, if you/your parents are fortunate enough, or after the fact, because the government is willing to front tuition money for ayone who asks them to.

    In the US, nobody who wants a college education is denied one. Pell Grants and Subsidized and Unsubsidized Stafford loans make sure that anyone who is willing to earn it, can have it.


    All that said, everyone isn't destined to go, becuase not everyone is willing to do what it takes to earn it.
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
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    This is me not taking the bait. I'm calling it growth.
    I wasn't baiting anyone. I just thought that statement seemed appropriate in this thread. I was just participating. Feel free to add your own and not respond to mine!
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
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    Here is a non-political one:
    "If you hit your brother again, I'm gonna whip your butt"!
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    Opportunity in America means people 'get as much education as they can afford'

    But in the interest of fairness, here is the entire statement as it was spoken.

    I want to make sure that we keep America a place of opportunity where everyone has a fair shot, they get as much education as they can afford and with their time they're able to get and if they have a willingness to work hard and the right values they ought to be able to provide for their family and have a shot at realizing their dreams.

    I have zero problem with this statement, either the abbreviated version or the full length one.

    College education isn't a right. Everyone isn't destined to go.
    Yep. Only the children of the well off are destined to go. The "Girls Gone Wild" videos clearly display the superiority of our more worthy young people.

    Deserve's got nothing to do with it.

    College isn't something someone "deserves". It's something you purchase. Either ahead of time, if you/your parents are fortunate enough, or after the fact, because the government is willing to front tuition money for ayone who asks them to.

    In the US, nobody who wants a college education is denied one. Pell Grants and Subsidized and Unsubsidized Stafford loans make sure that anyone who is willing to earn it, can have it.


    All that said, everyone isn't destined to go, becuase not everyone is willing to do what it takes to earn it.
    Our daughter is 23 years old. Married woman, independent student. Working on a chemical engineering degree at an excellent Ohio state school. She gets almost nothing. The pell system has been gutted and her grant doesn't cover 2 books per term. She and her hubs are working their butts off, mom and I are providing the support we can, and they're doing it on private student loans that are just slightly better than credit cards.

    10 years ago you were right, but that's not the case anymore. To go to college nowadays requires massive family support, tons of scholarships that are hell to qualify for, or just going in hock up to your *kitten*. It's disgusting. One year at a state school without a dorm room or meal plan should not cost more than a new car.
  • EvanKeel
    EvanKeel Posts: 1,904 Member
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    This is me not taking the bait. I'm calling it growth.
    I wasn't baiting anyone. I just thought that statement seemed appropriate in this thread. I was just participating. Feel free to add your own and not respond to mine!

    The state motto of Nebraska is "equality before the law." I found this most ironic when they put a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage 10+ years ago.
  • MFPBrandy
    MFPBrandy Posts: 564 Member
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    "The government should stay out of my bedroom and out of my vagina, but I insist it help pay for my birth control and abortions".

    Yeah, that confuses me.
    So no insurance coverage for Viagra, other ED meds, or vasectomies?
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
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    This one makes me giggle like a school girl.

    medicare.jpg

    :laugh: