I've gone to the beach and staked out a place under an umbrella. If I didn't move too much no one would realize that I was overweight - I was, after all, in the shade:flowerforyou: Distraction is the key, right?
How about stepping on very, very slowly... Or standing way at the very front or back of the platform? Or...?
...oh yes I did: I found a pair of pants that were a crazy checkered pattern that I really hated, but the waist size was marked 32 although I was a 38 at the time. I hated them when I bought them I hated them all the time that I had them and the one and only time I wore them my wife and son asked if I had completely lost…
Oh yeah - that was one of my favorite tricks. When I am the size I feel most comfortable at, I am a medium. When I was literally "too big for my britches" I'd buy ExLG shirts with nice distracting designs on the front (that'll fool'em - I'd think to myself:-) Strangely, now I kinda miss those shirts (yes, I got rid of them…