MoriorInvictus

eat a salad with light dressing. I don't want anybody else, when I think about you...

A lot of weed.

I'll be honest..I don't care about age. I've dated women in their 40s who acted like brats and I'm known women in their 20s who had their *kitten* together. It's about that person's maturity, how well they have their act together and if they are any fun to be with.

is "perform a butterscotch enema" an option?

The irony if that quote was found in a fortune cookie

I practice medicine without a license.

In college I entered a pizza eating contest with my fraternity and sadly I won. I eat 2 extra large Godfather's pizzas. I know the regret and shame taste like, but I'll be damned if there still isn't a trophy in a Sigma Chi house with my name on it to this day.

Geez I thought it was about someone with a limp one too...disappointment.

Hotel aux Tamaris!! I used to travel for a living and stayed there and I absolutely loved it.