Mangle a Song Lyric

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  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    issues. I'm lactose intolerant

    Just shoot for the stars if it feels right and aim
  • bkhamill
    bkhamill Posts: 1,289 Member
    ..on the lactose intolerance.

    What doesn't kill me makes me...
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Wish I was dead.

    I am the eye in the
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
    ...tower of Barad-Dur, but you can call me Sauron.

    Don't go for second best, baby...
  • golgoroo
    golgoroo Posts: 69 Member
    Do or do not, there is no try.

    Close your eyes and I'll .....
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    Give you a wedgie.

    Shake it up...
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
    and lick it off

    If I should stay, I would only......
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    sleep.

    If you leave me now,
  • harrybeanbag666
    harrybeanbag666 Posts: 140 Member
    ... Don't let door knob hit ya, where the good lord split ya.

    Now I wanna be your ...
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
    edited October 2014
    ...love slave.

    If you're lost, you can look, and you will find me....
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    On Map Quest.

    Imagine all the people
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    ...in just their underwear

    If I had a hammer, I'd ______
  • xRedRockerx
    xRedRockerx Posts: 54 Member
    get around to fixing the dodgy shelf.
    It's not over tonight, just give me one more chance to...
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 19,214 Member
    ... beat Raiden and use my "finish him" move.

    I may be bad, but I'm perfectly....
  • holapearl
    holapearl Posts: 114 Member
    Hard?
    Don't you wish your girlfriend was....
  • golgoroo
    golgoroo Posts: 69 Member
    smart, talented & rich?

    All the other kids with their....
  • holapearl
    holapearl Posts: 114 Member
    Straight parents
    "Signed, sealed, delivered......"
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    I'm on the elliptical.

    I'm so fancy...
  • golgoroo
    golgoroo Posts: 69 Member
    ...I've got an electric kettle.

    Better run, better run, faster than my....
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 19,214 Member
    dire gastric pyrotechnics...

    I would do anything for love, but I won't...
  • theinfinityeight
    theinfinityeight Posts: 16 Member
    get off the couch.

    you are not alone in this, together we will stand and we'll...
  • MoriorInvictus
    MoriorInvictus Posts: 40 Member
    eat a salad with light dressing.

    I don't want anybody else, when I think about you...
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    ...I cut myself

    What doesn't kill you makes you wish
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
    ...you hadn't decided to eat it.

    That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight...
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 19,214 Member
    ... I can't believe I got busted again.

    Whenever I fall at your feet....
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
    ...I wonder why you have such awful taste in shoes.

    Why do birds suddenly appear...
  • chadya07
    chadya07 Posts: 627 Member
    anytime i have beer?

    i fell into a burning....
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    ...thing of wire

    Wanted Dead Or...........
  • TrailRunnermn
    TrailRunnermn Posts: 105 Member
    "So you wanna play with my cheek...boy do you know what you're fallin' for..." - I'm guessing she (Katy Perry) is talking about her booty cheek.
  • fit_abbey
    fit_abbey Posts: 24 Member
    boy do you know what you're fallin' for... ''cuz there are no refunds in the game of love!

    I once had a girl, or should I say, she ....
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