Mangle a Song Lyric

pirate_john_75
pirate_john_75 Posts: 96 Member
edited November 8 in Chit-Chat
Here's the game. One person writes the beginning of an iconic song lyric. The next person responds with their own version of how the lyric should continue.

For example, one person could write "Just a spoonful of sugar..." and the ext person responds with "...causes diabetes."

Okay, so I'll start:

I've been through the desert on a horse with...
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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    ...a bad case of scabies."


    "Might as well face it, you're addicted...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    ...to Meth.

    You Make me feel Like a Natural..............
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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    ...take the stairs

    I see a red door and I want...
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    climb Mt Everest...

    Just got paid today, got me a pocket full of....
  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    <music stops> Squirrel!

    All and all, it's just another...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited October 2014
    Kick in the ba***!
    TeeHee! I censored that myself :stuck_out_tongue:

    "I've got ............... On My Mind"
  • Hockey_Winger
    Hockey_Winger Posts: 1,164 Member
    Hair? (think Animaniacs on this one)

    Doctor, doctor give me the news....
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    I've got trouble on my mind

    I got 99 problems but a __________ ain't one.
  • fitcurves6693
    fitcurves6693 Posts: 3,401 Member
    wedgie ain't one

    But I keep on cruising, I just can't stop...
  • pirate_john_75
    pirate_john_75 Posts: 96 Member
    ..eating Pringles!

    You are so beautiful to...
  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
    everyone else.

    " I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no.... "
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no grouper.

    "Just a small town girl, living in a..."
  • libbydoodle11
    libbydoodle11 Posts: 1,351 Member
    edited October 2014
    merry go round


    We built this city on...
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    We built this city on an ancient tribal burial ground

    "And he's watching us all with..."
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,224 Member
    ... our hands down our pants"

    Standing on her momma's porch, she told me...
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    ...it was gonorrhea.

    And she's climbing the stairway...
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    And she's climbing the stairway... to my heart.

    "Say it's true, it's nothing like...."
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Grandma's cooking.

    "Shot through the heart, and you're to..."

  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    "Shot through the heart, and you're too old to learn to ride a bike"

    "Written on these walls are the ......
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,224 Member
    ... pleas for mercy of the last inhabitants of this haunted house"


    "I came in like a wrecking ball...."
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    And wrecked your new Mercedes.

    Every breath you take...
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    ...is being monitored by an end tidal CO2 monitor to ensure you have been intubated property and and we can detect problems like pulmonary embolism or acidocis early enough to take life-saving measures!

    Highway to the...
  • Badger_Girl99
    Badger_Girl99 Posts: 2,220 Member
    Apocolypse, like in that book The Road.

    Hold me close now...
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    ...cuz my seatbelt in this rollercoaster is broooooo-ken!

    So let it be written, so let it be done, I'm...
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
    ...Tony Danza.
  • Badger_Girl99
    Badger_Girl99 Posts: 2,220 Member
    ...walking out on the bill because I forgot my wallet in the car.

    Someday, when I'm awfully low...
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
    ...I might smother you with a pillow.

    Please allow me to introduce myself...
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
    I'm Brian Fellows!

    Step right up, and don't....
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    ...be a Beyotch!!!

    I Only have..................For You
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