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Mangle a Song Lyric
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Pee in the potty.
Who let the dogs out....0 -
because they're humping my lawn ornaments.
I got clowns to the left of me...0 -
...tigers in the middle and acrobats on the right, aren't 3-ring circuses fun.
Look at me, I'm as helpless as a....0 -
...college student without wikipedia.
Ohhh, I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you've got a brand new...0 -
Unicycle with no wheel
I've got a lion in my pocket...0 -
And a giraffe in my shoe.
They say our love won't...0 -
mikeshockley wrote: »And a giraffe in my shoe.
They say our love won't...
Resemble anything like Fifty Shades of Gray.
I'm all about that...0 -
Foot fetish museum they opened downtown last week.
99 bottles of beer on the wall...0 -
...until the earthquake hit, now it's just a big mess.
Love, look at the two of us....0 -
Any place I'd raise a kid.
Hold me close, I'm...0 -
freezing and need to avoid hypothermia.
I'm on top of the world, looking down on...0 -
... Nepal.
'L'... is for the way you....0 -
...look at Tea!
Hopelessly devoted to........0 -
....youtube
...never trust a big butt and a...0 -
thin wallet.
You're a falling star...0 -
... with an unhealthy attraction to dryer lint.
If I had a hammer...0 -
...I'd bash in the skulls of all the folk singers.
I once had a girl, or should I say....0 -
I once had a blowup doll
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a...0 -
a lollipop.
You men eat your dinner, eat your pork n' beans... I eat more...0 -
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I hate it when mom drinks wine at night.
I can't remember anything, can't tell if this is...0 -
.............Blue or Green!
You make me feel like a Natural...............0 -
Wombat.
If you leave me now, you take away....0 -
my 60 inch tv.
Don't you forget about...0 -
....my house and bank account!
Ain't Nothin like ... real...............baby, ain't nothin like...................0 -
A nice big steak.
Maybe it's a little too early, to0 -
...pull all my music from Spotify.
We all live in a...0 -
Computer simulation.
Benny and the...0 -
mystery of the worlds tallest dwarf, Part II.
It was an upset, in two minutes flat....0 -
.............We're back at the Dog Pound buying a Cat!
We Don't Have to .........../ ..... /........... Off
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