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  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
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    ...so much for child proof locks.

    Oh, this is how it starts, lightning strikes the heart...
  • golgoroo
    golgoroo Posts: 69 Member
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    ...launching rumors of spontaneous combustion.

    Rev it up to....
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
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    ...let everyone in the cars around you know you're a d-bag.

    Fly me to the moon, let me....
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    ... see whether there is actual evidence of the landing or whether it was just a giant conspiracy.

    "I got chills..."
  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
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    they're dividing.

    "Dirty deeds..."
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    Dunder-cheese (an actual mishearing from a friend - blew her mind when I told her there were actual words)

    Your body is a....
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
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    Three ring circus

    I get by with a little help from...
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
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    ..cheap gin.

    I'll have a blue...
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
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    ...polka-dot peignoir set with matching slippers.

    And if you can't be with the one you love, honey....
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    eat Nutella straight from the jar and sob into your pillow.

    I've got a pocket, got a pocket full of....
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Pee in the potty.

    Who let the dogs out....
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    because they're humping my lawn ornaments.


    I got clowns to the left of me...
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
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    ...tigers in the middle and acrobats on the right, aren't 3-ring circuses fun.

    Look at me, I'm as helpless as a....
  • Soggynode
    Soggynode Posts: 1,179 Member
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    ...college student without wikipedia.

    Ohhh, I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates you've got a brand new...
  • dunnodunno
    dunnodunno Posts: 2,290 Member
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    Unicycle with no wheel

    I've got a lion in my pocket...
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
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    And a giraffe in my shoe.

    They say our love won't...
  • twinteensmom
    twinteensmom Posts: 371 Member
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    mikeshockley wrote: »
    And a giraffe in my shoe.

    They say our love won't...

    Resemble anything like Fifty Shades of Gray.

    I'm all about that...
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
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    Foot fetish museum they opened downtown last week.

    99 bottles of beer on the wall...
  • gatorsong
    gatorsong Posts: 7,000 Member
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    ...until the earthquake hit, now it's just a big mess.

    Love, look at the two of us....
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
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    Any place I'd raise a kid.

    Hold me close, I'm...

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